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  1. My boss just told me that her nephew is turning 16 and she got him a watch and wants to have it engraved with a time-related quote that the boy can use for inspiration or remember years down the road.

    I know we have a creative group in here, so let's hear some good quotes.

    Remember, this is going on a watch so it has to be pretty short.
  2. "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and trickz"
  3. "Cool story bro"

    "GTFO"
  4. Time to make the donuts
    Time for some tyme
    Like the sands of an hourglass so are the days of our lives
    It keeps a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
    Take a time out
    Time to say goodbye
    Remember to take the time...
    Time is infinite...like your face! Oh Snap!
  5. Time never looks back. It only keeps moving forward.
  6. skeet to win
  7. Don't even think about fucking your cousin!
  8. <span>The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. </span>
  9. &quot;noddin my head like yeah, movin my hips like yeah&quot;
  10. 25% lurker response rate....nice.
    Thread Starter
  11. &quot;hookers and blow is the way to go&quot;
  12. ratios are not expressed as percentages fwiw
  13. use other side...

    If you can read this you have it on wrong.
     
  14. &quot;16 tho&quot;

    &quot;This gift was an epic fail.&quot;

    &quot;Time to GTFO.&quot;

    &quot;16 and pregnant.&quot;

    &quot;Time wastes our bodies and our wits, but we waste time, so we are quits. &quot;

    &quot;Time is the only thief we can't get justice against. &quot;

    &quot;Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.&quot;
  15. Watches are so named as a reminder - if you don't watch carefully what you do with your time, it will slip away from you. ~Drew Sirtors
  16. To everything, turn, turn, turn
    There is a season, turn, turn, turn
    And a time for every purpose under heaven

    A time to be born, a time to die
    A time to plant, a time to reap
    A time to kill, a time to heal
    A time to laugh, a time to weep

    A time to build up, a time to break down
    A time to dance, a time to mourn
    A time to cast away stones
    A time to gather stones together

    A time of love, a time of hate
    A time of war, a time of peace
    A time you may embrace
    A time to refrain from embracing

    A time to gain, a time to lose
    A time to rend, a time to sew
    A time of love, a time of hate
    A time of peace, I swear it’s not too late
  17. Time waits for no one.

    Time is money.

    No time like the present.

    You can't make up lost time
  18. I think this guy said it best....



    <pre>There is a time for every purpose under heaven.
    A time to laugh...
    and a time to weep.
    A time to mourn...
    and there is a time to dance.

    </pre>
  19. &quot;Avoid female bosses at all costs.&quot;
  20. <h3 data-ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}"><span>And so the days of the Samurai had ended. Nations, like men, it is sometimes said, have their own destiny. As for the American Captain, no one knows what became of him. Some say that he died of his wounds. Others, that he returned to his own country. But I like to think he may have at last found some small measure of peace, that we all seek, and few of us ever find.</span></h3>
  21. pics of boss needed to know if &quot;my mom is a milf&quot; is correct quote
  22.  
    Originally Posted by ShortyJacksn View Post

    Don't even think about fucking your cousin!

    LOOOL! No idea, but this made me lol pretty good.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    My boss just told me that her niece is turning 16 and she got her a watch and wants to have it engraved with a time-related quote that the girl can use for inspiration or remember years down the road when she's on her knees.

    FYP, you'll definitely get better responses now.

    Btw- In life, time is one thing you can't buy.
  24. its 4:20 somewhere
  25. Dr. GHouse is a mod now?!?! wtf?!?!

    PS herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro :)
  26. if you ever draw your dagger from your shoe, you must draw blood before you replace it back.
  27. &quot;i gave you herpes&quot;

    that should work prtty well
  28. &quot;time is only an enemy to those who don't know how to manage it&quot;

    &quot;its 5 o clock somewhere&quot;

    &quot;why the fuck are you wearing a watch&quot;

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