Im planning my friends bachelor party and need some help booking bottle service. question.. there will be 10 of us. how far in advance do we need to book the tables? Im looking at Pure, Tao Beach or XS. how many bottles will 10 guys need to get? Thanks

step 1: Ask buddies how big of drunks they are
step 2: Call Pure
step 3: Ask for prices on bottle service
step 4: repeat with other clubs
step 5: pick the deal you like.

Do not get bottle service!

That's the greatest help anybody can give you on this subject son.

Get lit before the club, have a few drinks in the club, paying $500 for a bottle of Vodka is an unwise move in uncertain financial times.

If you must do it, just call the clubs FFS, you should probably ask your 10 friends how much they drink, but I'll range them as 2 degenerate alcoholics, 5 social drinkers, 2 light drinkers and I'm putting you as a raging drunk. 2 bottles of liquor?

Go in the club start throwing around 100s sure youll have no problem finding some bottles then./

Bottle service is one of those things ill never understand.

Its a status thing, and nothing else. Unless of course paying $400 for a $30 bottle of alcohol makes sense to you.

Nah I just drop $500 at the craps tables, get a few drinks like that, then find a couple big black dudes to walk behind as I pass the club, then find drunk bitches and tell them I'm eminem and sex them up in my jr. suite.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Bottle service is one of those things ill never understand.

Its a status thing, and nothing else. Unless of course paying $400 for a $30 bottle of alcohol makes sense to you.

it can be a status thing, but teh reality is having your own area, couch, chairs etc, is worth it in a packed club or w/e.
plus the bottle comes out cheaper than buying drinks at the bar

wat wait waught ORLY?

According to this chart http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/Metrics/factors.htm, one fluid ounce = 29.57353 ml.

so 750 / 29.57353 = 25.36 oz.

1 drink typically 1 1/2 oz, if the bartender is not slacking your drinks.

so 1 bottle can pour 19.33 drinks at 1 1/2 oz. bottle at $120
say a reasonable drink at $7 which is very conservative, times 19.33 $135.31

so your right it doesnt make any sense.

well jaybone

we cant help you guys all showed up wearing fresh to death kicks and philly caps yo!
=p

so like i said... its a status thing. Thats it.

Unless having the option to sit on a couch is worth at least $200, then I guess its a great deal.

if you are 10 dudes and trying to get into a good club (Tao, Tryst) etc, good luck getting in without bottle service. If you are going on a wknd night, there is maybe a 10% chance you get in on line. I couldn't imagine NOT doing bottle service at a club in vegas.

Simple math, usually 3 or 4 guys to a bottle, $300 (usually vodka) a bottle/4 guys= $75 a guy. You telling me you wouldnt spend $75 anyway getting $12 drinks at a club?

Call the club, get connected to a VIP Host, they will make sure to hook you up.

I'm not telling you I couldn't drink $75 worth of drinks at a trendy Las Vegas night club.

I'm telling you that we could pool our resources and put me into action at the craps tables. With your money and my skills we can't lose, I have a system.

Plus I could easily slip you $75 worth of free drinks while you watch me win you thousands of dollars.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

 

Originally Posted by jtown1010

They didn't even give you free shit to mix your booze with?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAA.

lol, i know. I tried to tell the people I was with that it was retarded, but they insisted.

No money out my pocket...

dayummmm jaybone thats shiesty shizz, you didnt even pay and your riffing about the price, LOL

you fucking freak get out to miami well go run up sick bar tabs and well run out on them ftw.
leave waiters and waitresss (sp*=GFY) dealing with thousands upon thousands in unpaid tabs.

Like I said before we'll just catch some drunk ladies stumbling out of the club and tell them we're someone famous.

 

Originally Posted by railbot

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

 

Originally Posted by jtown1010

They didn't even give you free shit to mix your booze with?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAA.

lol, i know. I tried to tell the people I was with that it was retarded, but they insisted.

No money out my pocket...

dayummmm jaybone thats shiesty shizz, you didnt even pay and your riffing about the price, LOL

you fucking freak get out to miami well go run up sick bar tabs and well run out on them ftw.
leave waiters and waitresss (sp*=GFY) dealing with thousands upon thousands in unpaid tabs.

The major flaw in this plan is Jaybone leaving his DNA at every crime scene, the cops would figure out the pattern and bring in an FBI profiler and then they'd probably kill us all after profiling you's guys.

 

Originally Posted by jtown1010

Like I said before we'll just catch some drunk ladies stumbling out of the club and tell them we're someone famous.

i've been called kevin james before?

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