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  1. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:46pm)

    ok, no time for story. I need to delete my account and every post ive made. can anyone walk me through that
  2. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:47pm) in reply to CleeShay

    lol...what girl found out that u post on here?
  3. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:47pm) in reply to CleeShay

    Just shoot self...all problems go bye-byes.

    sorry, couldn't resist...but you do need to lose the psycho chick.
  4. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:47pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    lol...what girl found out that u post on here?

    remember the crazy one? that one.
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  5. cminer25 cminer25 is online now

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:48pm) in reply to CleeShay

    I think we have a few minutes for you to post pics of the crazy (hopefully hot) chick thats at the root of this dillema
  6. skeeze666 skeeze666 is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:48pm) in reply to CleeShay

    Duuuurrrr.....skkeeezee66666 grabssss popcornn
  7. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:48pm) in reply to CleeShay

    i have no fuckin clue what to do

    just have a sad face
  8. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:50pm) in reply to heavyj80

    if you start now, you can be done by next wednesday
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  9. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:53pm) in reply to skeeze666

    PM THE GUY ON THE LEFT.
  10. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:57pm) in reply to CleeShay

    Are you going to die?
     
  11. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:58pm) in reply to CleeShay

    obv a april fools joke. gg
  12. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:59pm) in reply to NechitaCC

     
    Originally Posted by NechitaCC View Post

    obv a april fools joke. gg

    no no. its not an april fools joke. I wish it was :-\

    Ill def create a new account and pm everyone in the leages Im holding money for
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  13. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 10:59pm) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    Hello Cleeshay's girlfriend, my name is the Phillie Phanatic. I would just like to say that he is a very valued member of this community. He never comes on here telling sex stories...like the time when you sucked on his toes and his friends toes and father's toes and whatnot....also the anal gangbang...he never mentioned it.
  14. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:00pm) in reply to CleeShay

    be a man about it and tell her to go fuck off?
  15. RJA87 RJA87 is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:06pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I can confirm this is not a drill....Cleeshay will probably be dead within seconds.
  16. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:07pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    you cant do it yourself clee. PM or email dhubermex and ask him to do it for you.

    However...all the pages are cached on google so if she types your name into google search she may be able to still view the pages.
     
  17. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:08pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    PM or email dhubermex and ask him to do it for you.

    i did. plz edit your second part in case :-\
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  18. skreechamane skreechamane is online now

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:09pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    be a man about it and tell her to go fuck off?

    yep.
  19. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:09pm) in reply to CleeShay

    if this is real... ive never seen a guy more scared about a women reading his thoughts.

    pretty hilarious/pathetic imo.
  20. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:12pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    if this is real... ive never seen a guy more scared about a women reading his thoughts.

    pretty hilarious/pathetic imo.

    facepalm
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  21. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:13pm) in reply to CleeShay

    Can you tell us the story while we wait?
     
  22. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Apr 1st, 2009 (4/1/2009 11:17pm) in reply to Jaybone2315



    Teh obituaries say the Cleeshay died. Makes Phanatic sad.
  23. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:00am) in reply to CleeShay

    has she found you yet and finally snipped your balls off for good?
  24. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:02am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    has she found you yet and finally snipped your balls off for good?

    I think this is some sort of April Fools post
     
  25. MNGambler MNGambler is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:09am) in reply to skreechamane

     
    Originally Posted by skreechamane View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    be a man about it and tell her to go fuck off?

    yep.

  26. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:11am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    you cant do it yourself clee. PM or email dhubermex and ask him to do it for you.

    However...all the pages are cached on google so if she types your name into google search she may be able to still view the pages.

    just in case MB decides to edit:)
  27. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:12am) in reply to imhooks

    but its just the internet, i thought nothing we said mattered here...
     
  28. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:17am) in reply to CleeShay

    does she know you fucked her friend?
  29. Echelon Echelon is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:19am) in reply to kowboy8686

     
    Originally Posted by kowboy8686 View Post

    does she know you fucked her friend?

    I think he said it was anal I dont think that counts as cheating.
  30. baughman baughman is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2009 (4/2/2009 1:20am) in reply to Echelon

    She never said he couldnt sleep with men.
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