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  1. Recently I have been in kind of a rut, so I have decided to shake things up a bit. I am going to join the local womens roller derby team. I am super excited about this. The only probably is, I need a nickname.

    I think I have decided to go with a sailor girl image. Like an all white outfit (white skirt, white fishnets and so on).

    Looking for something cute and sassy, but with badass undertones. I have seen some of the other girls and am pretty sure I am on the lower end of the scale, so I definetly need a larger than life name so I dont come off as a puss.

    Here are some examples of the other names:

    Sister Mary Hellon Wheels
    Candy Warhole
    Pussy Galore
    Kayo Cupcake
    Slamazon
    Spunky Bruiseher

    here is a pic of me in a sailor hat for inspiration

    vegas baby!!!
  2. Thanks for the "inspiration!"

    <span>And by "inspiration" i mean jerk off material!</span>
  3. *edit: Bertha Cockbreath
  4. those are the names that have already been taken
    Thread Starter
  5. Just knowing you typed the word "pussy" has me so hot.

    Blarney Bitch
    Seaman Slayer
    Play Matey
  6. Okay, I will try:

    Anna Bella
    Pink Sock
    The Flying Clitoris
    Miss Behave
    Nick Niergarth
    HelenRNurse
  7. miss behave ftw!!
  8. white pants orly?
  9. Captain Cream Dream

    Isnt' roller derby pretty rough? I mean don't you go around beating the crap out of eachother? I'd be so scared.....you would have to protect me.
  10. I really think I could come up with some GREAT names if you could post some more pics

    thanx
  11. its not as bad as it was back in the 80's. not suppose to be any hands on contact or tripping. you can "hip check" which is basically knocking the fuck out of someone with your hips. I do bruise easily though, so probably not going to be pretty.
    Thread Starter
  12. Sour Puss ...



    ...that's what i call me wife, yar
  13. I'm scared just watching it...but it makes you have a really nice ass....so it might be worth it.

    <OBJECT height=350 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/YhP1c7mEroo"><PARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YhP1c7mEroo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></OBJECT>
  14. Seamen Bruiser
  15. Purrrrrrrr.....kitty....purrrrrrr
  16. Come on people, I'm not the most creative but I know some of you are...Pink Sock is so hawt

    Let's get some quality ideas flowing

    pink sock
  17. Met pinksock at the OT party...shes hawt

    I like Bukkake Brenda for your new name.
  18. Ida Hitit

    Franchesta

    Beaver Glisten

    Shiney Kitty
  19. Jane Fondle

    Halle Cherry

    Scarlett Beaver
  20. Bubble Kisses

    Vannah Rockin

    Vannah Tight

    Squeeky Peach
  21. these pics are half the reason i'm hard for 6+ hours a day.
  22. I also was introduced to Pinksock at the OT party and she completely blew me off. I don't hold grudges though so it's all good
  23. oh ess......sorry. I would never intentionally blow someone off. I was probably just too distracted by atimos's dreamy blue eyes. thanks for not holding a grudge
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  24. I believe it was Waco who intro'd us. He is also dreamy
  25. Rusty Kuntz
  26. Rosie O'Donnell
  27. Whore O'Scope
     
  28. more risque pics in full length skin tight short roller outfits i think is the only way i ll be able to fully grasp and get behind this whole idea
     
  29. saul

    i have something for you to "grasp and get behind"

    ayooooooooo
    Thread Starter
  30. Delayed Knee (to the face)
    1.21Gigawatts
    Karma Chameleon
    Roll Aids
    Heather Graham