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  1. Are they likely scams if you live in Wisconsin, and i look up their numbers and it shows Iowa or Denver? or do these escorts move around a lot? Can you get charged for calling some phone numbers? (that would explain why they are bothering to post if they are not really interested). Can you get charged anything extra for texting some numbers?

    Any other tips/tricks to knowing which are scams and not is appreciated.
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  3. The Escort Review is a good resource for finding out if they are legitimate (I have heard).
     

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    edit: Dammit!
    Edited By: TheSilentBob Jan 15th, 2012 at 01:50 AM
  5. lol i'm not gonna get raped u guys r funny
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  6. i "heard" it's because the hot babes fly in town for a week... then bounce to the next town. Sorta like a the travelin' carny show.
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    Originally Posted by Ugot2BKddn View Post

    i "heard" it's because the hot babes fly in town for a week... then bounce to the next town. Sorta like a the travelin' tranny show.

    FYP
  8. Craigslist has an escort section?
  9. oh woops, misprint i meant backpage
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  10. was bored and was looking for something to do tonight...


    i think i solved that problem 200 an hour tho i only need 10 minutes thats always the problem with these girls/



     
  11. shes pretty hot, breasts are a little too big though
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    Originally Posted by chancemcc View Post

    was bored and was looking for something to do tonight...

    i think i solved that problem 200 an hour tho i only need 10 minutes thats always the problem with these girls/



    Elbows too pointy. 6/10 at best.
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    Originally Posted by chancemcc View Post

    was bored and was looking for something to do tonight...


    i think i solved that problem 200 an hour tho i only need 10 minutes thats always the problem with these girls/




    decent chance you can negotiate them down at least a bit if you only want 15 min/30 min
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  14.  
    Originally Posted by Tourney View Post

    shes pretty hot, breasts are a little too big though

    Didnt know they could be
  15. are you saying once you unload the deal is done?and everyone goes home?
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    Originally Posted by Tourney View Post

    shes pretty hot, breasts are a little too big though

    tha fuck is wrong with you, son.

    but if your life has progressed to asking the question in your op, you need a lot more help. your shit is fubar'd.
    Edited By: phish42O Jan 15th, 2012 at 02:39 AM
  17. whats fubar'd mean? I can't imagine its good but im curious nonetheless.
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  18.  
    Originally Posted by Tourney View Post

    whats fubar'd mean? I can't imagine its good but im curious nonetheless.


    I hope you're kidding.
  19. fucked up beyond all recognition
  20. i also didn't know what fubar meant, but i would have used google if i was super curious.
  21. OKay how does he not have the human peice of garbage undertiltle yet, this getting ridiculous mods
  22. also what do you do if your balls and cock have a sorta bad smell? (serious question)
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  23. Have your mom sniff them.
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    Originally Posted by Tourney View Post

    also what do you do if your balls and cock have a sorta bad smell? (serious question)




    if u dont get this one, just end it. not really, but then we'll know its really fubar'd.
  25. I don't get it, maybe i need to have seen the movie?

    anyways yea i dont know why they started stinking all the sudden, i just started noticing that lately when i unzip my pants a rather foul odor arises from my junk area.
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  26. I'd just stay away from the ads that are written in all caps.
  27. What do you expect from a peice of human garbage? Powder fresh junk?
  28.  
    Originally Posted by phish42O View Post

    tha fuck is wrong with you, son

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  29. im gonna throw my .02 in on this

    if i WAS to get a whore for a little fun, id splurge and go for a GFE (girl friend experience)

    alot of you lonely ugly fucks could use the company of another woman. fucking a woman is always good, but other things like sleeping with them and her cooking you food are things in life that are priceless imo.

    I could never do this of course, not because im married, but because if a girl had a GFE with me, she would want a full time BFE with me.

    lol useless hooker whores.

    nh
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    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    im gonna throw my .02 in on this

    if i WAS to get a whore for a little fun, id splurge and go for a GFE (girl friend experience)

    alot of you lonely ugly fucks could use the company of another woman. fucking a woman is always good, but other things like sleeping with them and her cooking you food are things in life that are priceless imo.

    I could never do this of course, not because im married, but because if a girl had a GFE with me, she would want a full time BFE with me.

    lol useless hooker whores.

    nh

    Edited By: paidchex Jan 15th, 2012 at 03:24 AM