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  1. Scheps93 Scheps93 is offline

    Edina, MN
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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:35pm)

    Well ever since COD came out my roommate plays nonstop and fucking screams constantly and talks as loud as possible into his headset... I'll put headphones in and still can't hear very well.. I've already started listening to music really loud without my headphones in, because i'm mature like that, but i need something better to annoy him... Go.
  2. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:36pm) in reply to Scheps93

    In before note on windshield
  3. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:37pm) in reply to tamayo85

    have you tried hitting him?
  4. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:38pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Serve him some purple drank, he'll calm down.
  5. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:50pm) in reply to Mr323

    Have u tried masturbating in front of the TV??
  6. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:54pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Rigorously apply icy hot to his balls
  7. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:56pm) in reply to tamayo85

    Buy MW3 for PC and a headset. Be louder than he is. Play only when he sleeps.
  8. SlayNL SlayNL is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 8:59pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Ask him to stfu?
  9. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:04pm) in reply to SlayNL

    Have intercourse with his mother.
  10. MonkeyCowboy MonkeyCowboy is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:05pm) in reply to Glo4m

    He who has the gold makes the rules, tell him to STFU or get out.

    Spray bottle on stream, everytime he gets too loud hit him in the face, he'll settle down.

    Pics of rope.
  11. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:12pm) in reply to tamayo85

     
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    Rigorously apply icy hot to his balls

    This

    and Glo has some good ones too

    Just thought of one Get your own fucking place ???
  12. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:12pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Stop being a bitch?
     
  13. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:15pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    Have intercourse with his mother.

    /thread
  14. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:16pm) in reply to MonkeyCowboy

     
    Originally Posted by MonkeyCowboy View Post

    Spray bottle on stream, everytime he gets too loud hit him in the face, he'll settle down.


    This, but without the spray bottle
  15. runninbad runninbad is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:16pm) in reply to wes_mc

    PM bfactor on how to properly dismember and dispose of a body.
  16. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:22pm) in reply to runninbad

    buy a pepper spray and spray it on the couch that he sits to play on.
  17. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:27pm) in reply to Unforseen

    make out with smokecock247, get teh herp, then make out with your roommate
  18. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:27pm) in reply to Glo4m

    this sounds really gay, and it prob is, but it might work. When he's not playing or not home, hide the game and tell him to stfu when playing or he won't get it back.
  19. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 9:35pm) in reply to Superleggera

     
    Originally Posted by Superleggera View Post

    this sounds really gay, and it prob is, but it might work. When he's not playing or not home, hide the game and tell him to stfu when playing or he won't get it back.

    then OP gets his ass kicked

    Pepper spray on ass crack man. trust me on this one
  20. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 10:59pm) in reply to Unforseen

    Take COD away, put into garbage, tell lazy fuck to get a life.

    Easy remedy.
  21. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2011 (11/17/2011 11:50pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    make out with smokecock247, get teh herp, then make out with your roommate



    yea he would def be done!!
  22. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 12:51am) in reply to duece9ofRed

    Have you talked to him about the Good News?
  23. linds3236 linds3236 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 12:52am) in reply to duece9ofRed

    Leave a note on his windshield... easy game
    Edited By: linds3236 Nov 18th, 2011 at 12:53 AM
    Reason: or make him pot brownies
  24. winwin07 winwin07 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 1:10am) in reply to linds3236

    If this were a formulaic sitcom you could hide it and send him on a scavenger hunt through hell to get it back.
     
  25. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 1:11am) in reply to winwin07

    Why don't you ask him to calm down a bit?
  26. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 2:47am) in reply to Scheps93

    arson
  27. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 2:52am) in reply to BigEarn7

     
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post

    Why don't you ask him to calm down a bit?

    lol this...i'm sure this thread was made to get a few funny responses, but it shocks me how people around my age are afraid to "confront" anybody.
  28. Eggiebets Eggiebets is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 2:54am) in reply to JRoth15

    You should ask your RA to assign you to a different dorm room .
  29. Scheps93 Scheps93 is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 3:18am) in reply to JRoth15

     
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    lol this...i'm sure this thread was made to get a few funny responses, but it shocks me how people around my age are afraid to "confront" anybody.

    Yeah, I mean I tell him to shut up when he gets too loud but I think i'm gonna put icy hot in a spray bottle and shoot him while he grabs the note off his windshield.
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  30. ccm ccm is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 4:34am) in reply to Scheps93

     
    Originally Posted by Scheps93 View Post

    Yeah, I mean I tell him to shut up when he gets too loud but I think i'm gonna put icy hot in a spray bottle and shoot him while he grabs the note off his windshield.

    this guy's trying too hard
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