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  1. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:26am)

    Ok, so I met this lady on plenty of fish, she's 45, profile says she has an open relationship, I even saw her husbands profile....she is looking for 24-28 yr olds...anyways...we chatted for a while, and I asked how it would work if we met up...she said she does tell her husband where she will be, and she can't stay the night...so my question is...what would you do? Should I be worried he's hiding out and waiting to kill me, or does that sound like they are just being safe?

  2. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:28am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    Eiffel tower w/ husband
  3. psymockaman psymockaman is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:30am) in reply to JRoth15

    ah yeah if all i knew about her was that last pic id def go there
  4. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:31am) in reply to JRoth15

    That chick is nasty...
  5. dacrazesta dacrazesta is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:32am) in reply to Pockettrees

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

  6. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:33am) in reply to Pockettrees

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

    dude....we all know she's not a supermodel, neither am I, and neither are you...i was just asking if u think it's legit or not
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  7. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:34am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    i say go for it
    and take more pics obv
  8. dacrazesta dacrazesta is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:34am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

    dude....we all know she's not a supermodel, neither am I, and neither are you...i was just asking if u think it's legit or not

    dude.....we all know you are asking if its legit.....we were just saying that chick is fucking nasty and our penises wouldnt go anywhere near her
  9. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:35am) in reply to Pockettrees

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

    I hope my wife looks like her when she's 45...

    I'd say it's legit, Clay. Maybe have her come by your casino while you're dealing and talk to her on break or something...feel her out then.

    EDIT--her ass is pretty gross, but for being 45, i don't know what else people are looking for??
  10. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:35am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    I dunno how that site works, so I can't tell if it's legit. But, I'm sure there are some hotter ass cougars rolling around that you could most likely fuck in this town.
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:37am) in reply to dacrazesta

     
    Originally Posted by dacrazesta View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

    dude....we all know she's not a supermodel, neither am I, and neither are you...i was just asking if u think it's legit or not

    dude.....we all know you are asking if its legit.....we were just saying that chick is fucking nasty and our penises wouldnt go anywhere near her

    oh this is gold right here

    hey fuck face y dont u show us what your banging? whats that? nothing?
    stfu and gtfo
  12. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:38am) in reply to Pockettrees

    I was thinking of meeting in a crowded place, like a casino bar, having a few drinks, and leaving valet, that way i dont have to walk in a dark parking lot or something, and be 100% cautious when she uses the phone or something
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  13. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:39am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    It's probably legit, but you never know, you live in a town with a lot of desperate people.

    They could be thieves, extorters, you could end up tied up with him popping in the room wearing a batman costume, you never know.

    She looks like she's been through a mile of cock, whatever floats your boat.
  14. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:39am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    I say go for it. She should be able to teach you a thing or 2. I don't think you have to worry about the husband. If they were going to try and pull some shit she would say she is divorced or something.

    Hopefully they aren't swingers and if she likes you she is gonna try and get you into a 3 some with the hubby.
  15. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:41am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    id prolly bang her after about 8 drinks or so
  16. dacrazesta dacrazesta is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:41am) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

     
    Originally Posted by dacrazesta View Post

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Pockettrees View Post

    That chick is nasty...

    dude....we all know she's not a supermodel, neither am I, and neither are you...i was just asking if u think it's legit or not

    dude.....we all know you are asking if its legit.....we were just saying that chick is fucking nasty and our penises wouldnt go anywhere near her

    oh this is gold right here

    hey fuck face y dont u show us what your banging? whats that? nothing?
    stfu and gtfo



    looool really??? i bet you pull top top on a consistent basis
  17. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:45am) in reply to dacrazesta

    and i said i was where again?

    your a fucking idiot go watch more pron since obv thats the only shit you get.

    and you havent told me what your "banging"
  18. dacrazesta dacrazesta is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:45am) in reply to Lameass_

    its "pron" internet geek lingo for "porn" these days?? man i really need to catch up

    EDIT:

    And thinking a chick is fucking nasty and not wanting to touch her has nothing to do with what i am fucking lool
  19. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:47am) in reply to dacrazesta

    exactly what i thought, talk shit about someone elses pussy but you cant produce any of your own.

    go lay down on the interstate for a few hours
  20. dacrazesta dacrazesta is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:48am) in reply to Lameass_

    loooool man your quite the intimidating internet bully

    since when does someone need to be fucking a supermodel just to have an opinion that a chick is nasty looking?
  21. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:48am) in reply to Lameass_

    guys, relax, lol....i just wanna know if im gonna get murdered or not
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  22. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:49am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Check the closet for video equipment/husband. you always need to make sure you still have room for your tripod.
  23. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:52am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

     
    Originally Posted by LVpokerdealer View Post

    guys, relax, lol....i just wanna know if im gonna get murdered or not

    I think they are just playing it safe. If she comes to your place any chance you can have a buddy hide in a room and make sure no crazy shit goes down?
  24. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 2:54am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Buddy should hide in room, then handcuff and duct tape her...wait 12 hours, if no one comes looking for her, your in the clear and fuck for days. Who knows, she may really enjoy something like that.
  25. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 3:00am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    she looks 55 in pic 1

    20 in pics 2 and 3

    37 in pic 4

    and i cant see a face in pic 5.

    go for it
  26. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 3:17am) in reply to heavyj80

    I would stay away...Cougars are...more trouble than they are worth IMO.
  27. Futon Futon is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 6:57am) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    she looks 55 in pic 1

    20 in pics 2 and 3

    37 in pic 4

    and i cant see a face in pic 5.

    go for it

    He pretty much nailed it

    Now you nail it!
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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 7:14am) in reply to Futon

    LV, plow that shit. Your plan of meet at a casino/bar and elave valet is spot on.

    I totally disagree that cougars are more trouble than they are worth. Unlike 20-29 year old sluts, cougars don't get attached. They get fucked, get what they want, and go home to thier husbands and kids and forget it. They don't get clingy, jealous, insecure, chatty, or annoying.

    Far as the pics go..HELL yeah. I bet she even lets you hit it in the pooper.
  29. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 7:30am) in reply to Stynsty71

     
    Originally Posted by Stynsty71 View Post

    I say go for it. She should be able to teach you a thing or 2. I don't think you have to worry about the husband. If they were going to try and pull some shit she would say she is divorced or something.

    this. hit it.
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    Mar 3rd, 2009 (3/3/2009 7:32am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

    Ask for refereneces and call them up?

    When you say, get your car from valet, do you mean you are taking her to your house or are you just saying after you leave a hotel room? I would def not let her know where you live under any circumstances. Get a room fo sho.
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