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  1. So I'm sitting at work, and it occurs to me that instead of sitting here reading all of the posts bashing other people, I could be reading all of the terrible things people have to say about me. I thank you in advance for all the terrible things and I only hope that someday I can be a member of your community and make fun of people as well as you guys do.
  2. Welcome, I hope your stay here is an enjoyable one.

    Hi
  3. I got excited when I opened this thread because I thought it was about the movie "The New Guy" which has Elisa Dukushu, who is really hot. Also DJ Qualls is remotely funny. But NOOOOOOO I got this garbage. GFY.

    Also, welcome.
  4. nicest welcome to OT ever?

    now GTFO
  5. GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. I named my daughter Kyle, so yeah I think you have a really cool name for a girl...

    Welcome to OT
  7. Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome.
    Thread Starter
  8. Lupus
  9. ... Are u Crying ???? There is no Crying in OT ... GTFO
  10. joker, thanks for that.

    now all we need is a .gif of dukushu showing off her bikinis! <3 that scene
  11. Excellent!

    Hey Kyle, if you could get OT to start calling YOU a girl instead of me... that would be fabulous.

    So dont GTFO and take my abuse, ty
  12. Welcome Kyle....now proceed to GTFO
  13. Sorry no bikini
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  15. welcome, fellow marylander.
  16. Holy hell. I had no idea that my post would lead to this. Joker, you are fucking awesome.
    Thread Starter
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  18. I've been laughing at this pic for like 20 effin minutes.
    Thread Starter
  19. Stephanie, you will always be the only OT girl for me.
  20. if you like that pic, search for the cat thread a few days ago. hilarious.
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