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New Ten Commandments?

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  1. JMcKW JMcKW is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 12:00pm)

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    >>>>>>>old 10 commandments

    edit: cliffnotes

    1. Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or color.

    2. Do not even think about using people as private property.

    3. Despise those who use violence (or the threat of it) in a sexual relationship.

    4. Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.

    5. Do not condemn people for their inborn nature.

    6. Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent on the web of nature. Try and think and act accordingly.

    7. Do not imagine that you can escape judgement if you rob people with a false prospectus (rather than with a knife).

    8. Turn off that fucking cellphone (you can have no idea how unimportant your call is to us).

    9. Denounce all Jihadists and Crusaders for what they are: Psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions (and terrible sexual repressions).

    10. Be willing to renounce any God or any religion, if any holy commandments should contradict any of the above.
  2. DBQB4873 DBQB4873 is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 12:58pm) in reply to JMcKW

    so under his commandments it is ok to kill people if your intentions are right??? but being racist is forbidden and using cell phones?
  3. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:12pm) in reply to JMcKW

    8 min? cliffnotes immed.
  4. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:41pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Cliffs:

    The Bible... LOL.

    Hitchens is getting fat as evidenced by the auxilliary chin.

    Quit being assholes, assholes.
  5. JMcKW JMcKW is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:52pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post


    8 min? cliffnotes immed.

    ya my bad, done
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  6. mooknam mooknam is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:55pm) in reply to JMcKW

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  7. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Mar 4th, 2010 (3/4/2010 1:59pm) in reply to mooknam

    you write anything new lately mook? Not normally a rap fan but I like your style
     
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