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New years eve a great time for good looking girls to make bad decisions

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  1. theehawk theehawk is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 12:52am)

    So last night I went out to a bar in Boston with a few buddies, 50 dollars to get in open bar til 2 am it was pretty sweet. Well I make out with this real cute girl we will call her girl A then her cousin who is also pretty good lookng girl B comes over and tells me that the girl A wants girl B to kiss me because she really liked and it wants her to try it out. So i kiss the cousin and then go back to talking to girl A and she is like i cant kiss you you just kissed my cousin and Im like thats not fair she told me you wanted me to kiss her. So we end up hanging out for a bit at the bar then i get her number and stuff. I am texting her a little today and asked when we were gonna hang out again and she said i dont know send me a picture. Well i sent a picture of myself and I have not heard back since this morning haha she must have looked at the picture and been like god how much did i drink.


    picture i sent to the girl dont have one of the girl sorry ot
  2. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 12:55am) in reply to theehawk

    Nativity scenes are a big no-no when you're trying to get a girl to let you splash around inside her.
  3. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 12:56am) in reply to timthegem

    insert owned.jpg
  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 12:57am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    her race?

    I mean if she was white and you show her you have a black kid.....
  5. theehawk theehawk is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:05am) in reply to Niceguy

    haha not my kid its my cousin i probably should of put that disclaimer in there when i sent it i wasnt in the clearest state of mind this morning after drinking jack and cokes for free all night but it was the only picture i have im not a very big picture taker
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  6. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:07am) in reply to theehawk

    The pic had a virus and froze her phone, that all.
     
  7. qjuice14 qjuice14 is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:10am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    The pic had a virus and froze her phone, that all.

    No need to be a racist.
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:12am) in reply to theehawk

     
    Originally Posted by theehawk View Post

    haha not my kid its my cousin i probably should of put that disclaimer in there when i sent it

    "come on man!!!"

    nothing like cock blocking yourself lol
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:28am) in reply to qjuice14

     
    Originally Posted by qjuice14 View Post

    No need to be a racist.

    LOL wp
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:36am) in reply to voorh33s

    haha yeah who the fuck sends a picture of a kid and themselves. i mean fuck, send one with you and a pretty girl or you and a good looking broseph, so she will want to double date maybe or something.. epic fucking fail. well at least you made out with 2 chicks last night. i stayed home with the kid and watched tv and played Risk. Come on Man
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 1:59am) in reply to Sweetness777

    dude if you really sent her that pic, instead of one by yourself.. sigh I have no words
     
  12. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:10am) in reply to Believer82

    This has to be one of those levels because there is no way you sent that pic to a chick you just met.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:12am) in reply to LeftyMark

  14. theehawk theehawk is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:13am) in reply to LeftyMark

    haha yes this is not a level i was really this stupid
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:15am) in reply to theehawk

     
    Originally Posted by theehawk View Post

    So i kiss the cousin and then go back to talking to girl A and she is like i cant kiss you you just kissed my cousin

    That's when you respond with "blow me"

    If she says "ok"....zing zang zoom
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:32am) in reply to Luho

    Sending that picture was pretty dumb; also, because the kids index finger casted a shadow on your front right tooth causing it to look brownish.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:39am) in reply to acp

    I'll give the OP credit. This is at least a lot more creative way to tell OT you're a virgin than the route defndrofangels took.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:40am) in reply to thefuture021

    haha definitely not a virgin but my game is a little rusty
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 2:44am) in reply to theehawk

     
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 3:53am) in reply to Appst08

    i really wish the girl posted here, so we could hear her thoughts on receiving a pic request from a random guy she made out with on NYE and she would post the weird pic he sent.
     
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 3:55am) in reply to thefuture021

     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    I'll give the OP credit. This is at least a lot more creative way to tell OT you're a virgin than the route defndrofangels took.

    ROFLJUICE!
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 3:57am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    Ya her thread would be an A+ read
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 4:05am) in reply to Luho

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    That's when you respond with "blow me"

    If she says "ok"....zing zang zoom

    Thats what I was thinking. "your cousin hasn't had sex wih me yet. Where's your coat?" Proceed to have sex in the coatroom.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 4:11am) in reply to skisteve

    Most phones that have come out in the past decade or so have cameras on them so you can take a nice pic of yourself in whatever lighting/angle, etc looks best instead of sending some retarded pic like you did.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 4:49am) in reply to BigEarn7

    WHAT BAR In BOSTON WERE YOU AT?
    Edited By: MookMonster Jan 2nd, 2011 at 04:49 AM
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 4:52am) in reply to MookMonster

     
    Originally Posted by MookMonster View Post

    WHAT BAR In BOSTON WERE YOU AT?

    How does this happen?

    This means you were typing with the "shift" key pushed down...not the caps lock on.

    Please explain why you were typing with the "shift" key pushed down??
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 4:54am) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    Sending that picture was pretty dumb; also, because the kids index finger casted a shadow on your front right tooth causing it to look brownish.


    [ ] a shadow is cast on his tooth.
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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 5:18am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    rusty is texting this chick like 4 hrs after u met her..sending this pic is fuckin retarted
  29. theehawk theehawk is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 5:22am) in reply to MookMonster

    went to market mook.
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  30. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    Jan 2nd, 2011 (1/2/2011 5:32am) in reply to JRoth15

     
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    How does this happen?

    This means you were typing with the "shift" key pushed down...not the caps lock on.

    Please explain why you were typing with the "shift" key pushed down??

    This.
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