a bunch of my friends and i have an email chain that we use to keep in touch throughout our college years and the couple years there after (aw cute i know). anyways, there have been a fair number of great emails throughout the history of our chain pics of naked chicks we've hooked up, crazy party stories, basically our own little version of off topic. well i think the best story of that chain came out the other week, and i thought some of you guys (& gals) might enjoy it and get as much laughs out of it as we did.

so here is his email:

"Well boys, I'm sitting on a plane back to A2 and thought this would be a perfect time to share my epic Saturday night with you all....it's a little long but I'll share anyway. It all begins one Saturday afternoon.....

I am hanging out with one of my neighbors at the apartment complex watching the Stanley cup when he invited me to a fashion show later that night at the W (a sweet hotel with a lot of perks, see previous emails for further details on the W). At first i thought, fashion show? That sounds a little gay...but as I thought about it more, it's a prime event to meet some hot women, not to mention by buddy (Jeff) know's one of the models so that is our "in" to meet the girls in the show. At this point I'm pumped for the show and can't wait to get denied sexy time and shut down by the models so I say fuck it let's do this thing big, no holdin things back.

We arrive at the show dressed and pressed like a million bucks and ready to start scheming on women....it turns out that I wasn't doing bad with the women there, I had my A game going.

We are sitting in the second row, just off the runway when this group of girls sitting behind me tap me on the shoulder and says "you know, you look a lot like Mark Zuckerberg". So I BS with girls behind me a little bit before they left the show. The girls were pretty cute but i had struck out. However, they did give us a great idea.......and this is where the fun begins.....Jeff and I devise a plan to start a rumor that Mark Zuckerberg (aka me) is here at the fashion show. We knew we had to execute this plan with great subtlety.....so I go stand off to the side of the runway near the front while Jeff walks up to a fashion photographer and starts the rumor that Zuckerberg is here and he points to me.

Sure enough, right on cue, the photographer comes up to me and asks if I am MZ....commence bullshit....I said, I am indeed MZ. So the guy proceeds to tell me all about his business blah Blah blah. Then he asks if he could have a few photos for the magazine, I kindly obliged and let him take a few photos of me.

The insanity just blew up from there. That one little tiny whisper to one photographer has spread throughout the show and everyone was coming up to me, asking for photos and offering me shit and giving me business cards, etc.

And then some of the models starting coming out from backstage to meet me, which I was more than happy to do.

And all this is just the beginning....i then met the people that were running the show at the W and the real shenanigans began. I told my "handler" for that evening (aka my buddy, Jeff) that I wanted to go up to rooftop club and pool area at the W. So, Jeff whispered in a couple ears that I was interested in going up stairs for a VIP bottle service. The W kindly accepted my request and whisked me, Jeff, a few models and the guys running the show up the backstair case and past the line, goodfellas style.

When we arrived at the club, all the bottle service tables were full, so what does the W do for a "rich famous" person, well they kick out some poor schmucks from their table and insert my entourage with all the bottles I wanted. They put up a velvet rope to secure of my area and post 2 security guards, with walkie talkies and all, to keep out the rif raff. But that didn't stop "the little people" from walking by and snapping photos with their phones haha. This whole time I am still pretending to be MZ and laying on the Bullshit with everyone that comes to talk with me....and I keep this persona up for few hours until the club closes.

But wait......The night did not end there. After the club, my boy Jeff (aka my handler) talk these models into coming back to my apartment for an after party where we continued to get after it and pop champagne bottles until 5 in the morning, watching the sun come up....

I'll let your imaginations take it from there....

Well fellas, I think this email is long enough and I have done my best to type up the events of that night. I have attached several photos of me at the show, with models, the guys running the show, the entertainment (I.e. Performers at the show) and the pile of business cards I had on my kitchen island the next morning."



http://www.examiner.com/fashion-in-glendale/fb-creator-fashion-and-fun-at-the-w-hotel-scottsdale<img height="720" width="538">





the real mark z:

http://billionaires.forbes.com/artic...ark+Zuckerberg

didn't you post this somewhere else, looks real familiar...or am i just going crazy?

wow that's fucking awesome... click the other links, his picture in that article is epic

i really hope zuckerberg has a sense of humor, i can imagine a billionaire being upset at you and having heaps of proof that you impersonated him could be -ev

This is actually hilarious however I am still looking for hot models, these chicks look like a bunch of fucking weirdos, was this a Hot Topic modeling event?

None the less well played by you. What happened when the VIP bill came though?

It's not shallowcal, it's his friend

so they didn't realize he wasn't Mark when he took them back to his regular ole apartment

That was actually a pretty entertaining read. I was a bit skeptical right to the end, and then read the blog. I mean, people at a place like that, en masse, fell for it, completely.

http://www.examiner.com/fashion-in-g...tel-scottsdale
"By the time the show was over I must have been talking to people but did manage to see Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg taking photo opps by the logo banner across the room. Overall, it was a very fun and thought-out event. I can’t wait to see the next show Uneek Collection brings to AZ!"

Allsum.

 

Originally Posted by littleze

so they didn't realize he wasn't Mark when he took them back to his regular ole apartment

This is what I was wondering... & what type of car did they go home in?

Zuckerberg actually lived in an apartment until a few months ago. Then he bought a $7 million house

 

Originally Posted by littleze

so they didn't realize he wasn't Mark when he took them back to his regular ole apartment

I was thinking this as well. But a very cool story. That guy is a living legend now.

People are gonna like this

Thats pretty damn awesome...I was wondering "how much can this guy really look like MZ?!"

He really does look like him, and I'd milk the shit out of that cash cow

 

Originally Posted by L0bstaM0bsta

So what did these bitches say when they came back to your shitty apartment?

well it was his apartment not mine. and his family has lotsa money so i wouldnt be surprised if he had a really sick spot. "the pile of business cards I had on my kitchen island the next morning." he has an island in his kitchen haha.

 

Originally Posted by BigEarn7

None the less well played by you. What happened when the VIP bill came though?

he didnt pay a dime the entire night after they started bringing him shit. its pretty funny that the more money you have the less you have to spend sometimes. and im guessing that the W had arranged a car for them to go back in but no idea.