[DONKWOOD]

Saw online yesterday that the new season was on so I downloaded it and......watched it. Cant say I enjoy this show and dont know why I watch it but I do and I dont care

[smokerock247]

I might get lamed for this, but snooki is one of my dream girls

id F the S out of her T's

she also has really nice eyes, my 2nd fav quality in a girl

[wantagolf Moderator]

[smokerock247]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

thats when she was locked up, shes a bad bish another + quality to have

also, inb4 gif of her getting punched in the face

also,

[Hughes4]

Solid first episode.
I want more the Unit and more Ryder.

[wantagolf Moderator]

Tho

[stackinsideways]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

Tho

hate to say it Brah but if you would pass up some free puss from these pictures than you are most likely a homosexual.


Im sure your parents will understand. you dont have to hide it

[wantagolf Moderator]

 

Originally Posted by stackinsideways

hate to say it Brah but if you would pass up some free puss from these pictures than you are most likely a homosexual.


Im sure your parents will understand. you dont have to hide it

I'm 100% sure i wouldnt ruin my marriage over her.

Over Misa, yes.

[kellykip The Chosen One]

 

Originally Posted by Hughes4

Solid first episode.
I want more the Unit and more Ryder.

The Unit is the fuckin man. Very much hoping he knocks Snookie the fuck out at some point.

[feedthemfish]

 

Originally Posted by smokerock247

I might get lamed for this, but snooki is one of my dream girls

id F the S out of her T's

she also has really nice eyes, my 2nd fav quality in a girl

Co-signed.

 

Originally Posted by Hughes4

Solid first episode.
I want more the Unit and more Ryder.

And more of the unit fo sho. when vinny goes hopefully the unit moves in, that would be gold! Edited By: feedthemfish Jan 8th, 2012 at 06:22 AM

[Jaybone2315 Professional Couch Ruiner]

I didnt know this was on until my entire news feed on facebook yesterday was filled with "jerzday!" statuses lol

[TMLMS13]

I can't believe that this shit is popular, I watched it for 5 minutes and wanted to rip my eyes out.

[Hughes4]

 

Originally Posted by TMLMS13

I only smush grenades.

fyp

[Deoxyribo]

It's like a car crash. So ugly but you can't look away.

I love watching it but it is by far the worst show on television. So bad it's good

[winwin07]

There's something hilarious about how smoothly The Unit fit in with the cast. He's like the generic store brand guido compared to the rest of the cast. I hope we get more ridiculous guido faces dropped in straight from central casting this whole season long.

[Hughes4]

He had to have auditioned for S1 and was pissed when Sitcho got picked over him

[Eggiebets]

I am 45 years old , I wouldn't fuck her with Smokecocks dick . I get much hotter chicks on the reg . I cringe for these guys when I see excerpts from this show . I liked the guy Vinny , I think he bailed .

[TMLMS13]

 

Originally Posted by Hughes4

fyp

what?

[savvy]

snooki is a dreamgirl? lol

[sirjwab]

I dont think Vinny stays gone for long

[feedthemfish]

 

Originally Posted by savvy

snooki is a dreamgirl? lol

lol. not a dream girl but... "It's a war out there; there's a lot of grenades out there."

That being said, she's fuckable.

 

Originally Posted by Eggiebets

I am 45 years old , I wouldn't fuck her with Smokecocks dick . I get much hotter chicks on the reg . I cringe for these guys when I see excerpts from this show . I liked the guy Vinny , I think he bailed .

pics of said dimes or gtfo?

[Eggiebets]

 

Originally Posted by sirjwab

I dont think Vinny stays gone for long

I don't either , but he is the only guy ....person on that show with any values .

[elusively]

Why did Vinny leave? I don't really follow it, but I've seen a handful of episodes and it's riveting every single time. It def seems like it's scripted to me, but I guess that's obvious. Snooks would get it, she's can't talk too much though.

[Hughes4]

Vinny came back from Italy all depressed and emo, missing his family. So he left at the end of the premiere.

I say they squeeze an episode and a half out of we miss Vinny, come back Vinny. And then he'll prob be back.

[MattAKA]

why is a skinny guy called the unit?

[Hughes4]

to quote the Unit, it's due to the "mini-basbeall bat in his pants"

[BigEarn7 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner]

I don't think I can watch anymore.

Italy was horrible and it only looks to be getting worse this season. The first few seasons were funny and all but now it is downright bad TV. The fact that they have to fake a "depression" for Vinny only shows how pathetic it is. He isn't actually depressed, he doesn't even live far from his family, its the same thing as going to college and leaving home, he can't be that big of a pussy especially with all the perks that have come into his life after this show occurred.

Ron and Sammie are pathetic and that ruined the Italy show with their garbage non stop. Deena is like 200lbs now and just downright pathetic and Snooki has always been the same. The show was at its best when Vinny and Pauly D were just hilarious but it looks like that is gone now with Vinny being all emo. Situation is literally like a 12 year old girl with his drama and that new guy Unit is just a total clown. His pube blowout is hilarious and this coming from a bald guy. Rider has some nice bra's and is easiest the hottest one there now but I don't think that alone can make me watch another episode this season.

RIP Jersey Shore Edited By: BigEarn7 Jan 8th, 2012 at 09:10 AM

[Deoxyribo]

vinny and pauly are the best characters on the show. them together are hilarious

that said, i cant wait to see the shit that unit brings to the show

[dams]

[Counting Bodies]

Season 1 was epic. They were way more willing to go out and start fights with random people. Now they are too famous and im sure they are afraid of people pressing charges against them. It's still entertaining enough to watch but after however many seasons its getting a bit old. If they continue with more seasons they should bring in almost an entirely new cast. A few moments in italy seemed really scripted as well. Didnt know they started a new season. Did they bring in any new members?