No more Hummers!!!

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  1. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:31pm)

    No, I'm not talking about marriage.

    Apparently GM is considering shutting down the Hummer brand of SUVs. Personally, I am delighted as they are pieces of shit and ugly. However, a part of me is concerned that it will no longer be as easy to determine who's an asshole if they aren't allowed to have their own vehicle. (BTW, I drive a BMW.)
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:33pm) in reply to Underdog

    I drive a '94 faded blue Cutlass.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:34pm) in reply to Underdog

    the biggest assholes are in F150s or F350s usually
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:36pm) in reply to junsie

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  5. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:37pm) in reply to junsie

    Actually, I disagree. F350s are actual work trucks. A lot of work gets done by guys driving F350s. Hummers are mostly driven by wannabes or suburban moms who think dropping their kids off at school from a Hummer will keep them from being bullied. (It doesn't work.)
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:39pm) in reply to TheGarbageMan

     
    Originally Posted by TheGarbageMan View Post

    I drive a '94 faded blue Cutlass.

    1986 faded blue cutlas here lol. From Detroit what can I say. I'm getting a beemer 8 series tho soon. the 1994 models sold for 86k new and you can pick em up for 10k now.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:39pm) in reply to Underdog

    hummers are the ghey

    edit- the cars, not the oral sex from a female
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:40pm) in reply to Underdog

    I blatent subtlety.

    re: hummers: the market owns, as usual
    plus, gg global warming! woot!
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:43pm) in reply to Underdog

    yeah and those work guys driving the F350 are complete assholes, at least in this state they are
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:47pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Has there ever been a vehicle that creates a more negative connotation of the driver than a Hummer? The funny thing is that the only people who don't know this are those who drive them, thus proving the theory that they are self centered, materialistic, self aggrandizing people. Ok, so I generalized a bit, but you know what I mean.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:49pm) in reply to junsie

    GM is retarded. They just now figured out that gas prices are never going back down, so they are attempting to sell off the Hummer brand. Why they didn't figure this two years ago, and attempt the sell the brand when they still could have gotten some good scratch for it? The few investors who do bid are going to lowball.

    Once again, American auto companies are behind the curve of the market.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:50pm) in reply to Willywoo

    Yeah, it reminds me of one of those management axioms that I heard a while back: One of the biggest components of being incompetent is the inability to recognize your own incompetence.

    Same thing goes for Hummer owners.

    One of the biggest components of being an asshole is not realizing you are an asshole.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:53pm) in reply to Underdog

    I realize I'm an asshole.

    Edit: Don't drive a hummer though.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 1:54pm) in reply to junsie

    I used to have an F150.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:00pm) in reply to Underdog

    actually i think you are talking about hummers and marriage

    not sure why anyone would think that only assholes drive F150/F350s as pointed out they are great work trucks and a lot of people live in areas of the country where you need a truck or 4 wheel drive to work/ get around in the winter
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:09pm) in reply to Underdog

    I would love nothing more than to acquire a genuine M998 surplus Army Humvee to go tooling around the woods in. I would never own a Hummer.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:19pm) in reply to threebanger

    Exactly. As you know, Humvee =/= Hummer.

    (For computer nerds, that is: Humvee != Hummer)
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:23pm) in reply to Underdog

    Humvee <> Hummer in SQL *snort*
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:31pm) in reply to emcee21

    Humvee ~= Hummer in Lua.
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    Jun 4th, 2008 (6/4/2008 2:34pm) in reply to Underdog

    Please GM, consider all the soccer moms. I don't think I've ever seen a man driving one. They're a penile surrogate.
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