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This Is Not A MF "Nude Scene" FFS! (NSFW - Jessica Alba NUDE ITT!!!!!!))

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  1. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 11:45pm)

    I'm so sick and mf tired of idiotic movies and the morans that review them saying an actress did a "nude scene" (or "topless" ldo) because she's naked...but we can't see anything. Is is a nude scene if she's under the covers? no, mf! it's not nude if she shows a piece of buttcheek or a hint of sideboob either, you lying assholes. nude means ass and topless, at least. topless means nips. follow the damn rules.

    NCJ
    still bitter re the gabrielle union "topless" scene in cradle 2 da grave where you see...her back. why the fuck else would I go see something called cradle 2 da grave ffs? the scene's on youtube!!!! fml
    After vowing never to do a nude scene, Jessica Alba gives in to naked ambition

    By Jody Thompson
    Last updated at 10:04 PM on 23rd September 2010

    She's very publicly stated that she wouldn't ever do gratuitous nude scenes - so we can only presume from these pictures of Jessica Alba that the script of her latest movie must have blahh blah lies and bullshit.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz10OYfyLUP

  2. kojacks kojacks is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 11:49pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    hud
  3. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 11:52pm) in reply to kojacks

    doubt thats her body

    and i agree with your rant
    Edited By: Lameass_ Sep 23rd, 2010 at 11:52 PM
  4. hostile hostile is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 11:57pm) in reply to Lameass_

    solid rant.
  5. Thatislife Thatislife is offline

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 12:25am) in reply to hostile

    Probably realized there will be a time when no one wants to see her naked and it's better to have what you used to look like out there. Get that money while she can, because she sure as hell can't act.

    Nice pic
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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 12:32am) in reply to Thatislife

    dibs on being the lofa (sp?)
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  7. freeworld777 freeworld777 is offline

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 12:35am) in reply to jtj03

    Did you mean to spell moron that way? I see it a lot here and I never know if its a joke or an honest mispelling?
    Edited By: freeworld777 Sep 24th, 2010 at 12:35 AM
  8. JKoblyn JKoblyn is offline

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:19am) in reply to freeworld777

    I felt similar anger when I saw all these headlines about Natalie Portman doing her first nude scene for Hotel Chevalier.
  9. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:30am) in reply to Thatislife

     
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    solid rant.

     
    Originally Posted by Thatislife View Post

    Probably realized there will be a time when no one wants to see her naked and it's better to have what you used to look like out there. Get that money while she can, because she sure as hell can't act.

    Nice pic

    +1 x 2
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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:35am) in reply to SluggerWV

    nude is not an ass shot, side boob or a passing glance. nude is extended nipple and/or bush - at least 3 seconds in with a steady cam, decent lighting, and obviously not a body double. you have to be able to say - yup, she was nude, that was her and it was fantastic
     
  11. The Hoke The Hoke is offline Michigan Homer

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:46am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    if you go to egotastic.com you will find out that this scene has been airbrushed, it was actually filmed with her bra and panties on
  12. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:50am) in reply to The Hoke

    lame
  13. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 1:51am) in reply to The Hoke

     
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    solid rant.

     
    Originally Posted by vthokiechad View Post

    if you go to egotastic.com you will find out that this scene has been airbrushed, it was actually filmed with her bra and panties on

    seriously that wasn't something you needed to share with the class chad
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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 2:59am) in reply to SluggerWV

    The truth hurts!
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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 3:07am) in reply to TheSilentBob

    this rant is the truth.
  16. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 3:20am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Shit like this is why serial killers exist. Fuck this shit. kjsdflkasdjfkladgjdafilguer89djf

    I want to see some actual nipples, or else, in the words of Clint Eastwood a la Gran Torino "It's gonna get fuckin' ugly."

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 3:22am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    nude is not an ass shot, side boob or a passing glance. nude is extended nipple and/or bush - at least 3 seconds in with a steady cam, decent lighting, and obviously not a body double. you have to be able to say - yup, she was nude, that was her and it was fantastic

    This is why I will always love Jennifer Connelly

    Showed everything in her career, yet is such an outstanding actress that it hasn't hurt her reputation + she is such a MILF now,

    "ASS 2 ASS!"

  18. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Sep 24th, 2010 (9/24/2010 3:52am) in reply to KING

    Anyone remember when I posted a link to Jessica Alba's Tits?
     
  19. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 12:04am) in reply to The Hoke

    truth update bump. wwtdd just posted it. siiiiiigh
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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 7:10am) in reply to hostile

     
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    solid rant.

    agreed
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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 12:11pm) in reply to coastalpgm

    this fucking sucks
  22. JayAces JayAces is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 3:47pm) in reply to freeworld777

     
    Originally Posted by freeworld777 View Post

    Did you mean to spell moron that way? I see it a lot here and I never know if its a joke or an honest mispelling?

    level?

    I would do dirty things to every one of her holes.
  23. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 3:59pm) in reply to JayAces

    that was a body double in cradle to the grave. sadly there's a ~0% chance gabriel union ever gets naked in front of a camera.
  24. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 4:27pm) in reply to KING

     
    Originally Posted by KING View Post

    This is why I will always love Jennifer Connelly

    Showed everything in her career, yet is such an outstanding actress that it hasn't hurt her reputation + she is such a MILF now,

    "ASS 2 ASS!"

    KING is obviously an extremely intelligent dude.
  25. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 9:49pm) in reply to kellykip

    Yeah dude, completely. That was fucking bullshit. She also did everything she could to ruin that movie (Machete). I hate her so much. Obviously she's top 10 hottest women in the world and has been for a while, but I still hate her with a passion. Just seems like one of those bitches who thinks her shit don't stink, for lack of a better phrase. I was hoping Machete would chop her fucking head off at some point for being such an annoying bag of garbage shit.
  26. 1eyed_Ace 1eyed_Ace is offline

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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 11:15pm) in reply to MikeyRy

    This is as close to seeing her nude as anyone is going to get...
    http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=h...w=1366&bih=545
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    Sep 25th, 2010 (9/25/2010 11:33pm) in reply to 1eyed_Ace

    lol, Blonde.
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