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  1.  
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Jesus Christ, is there a prize for starting the official NQTW thread for the month or something?

    ^^
  2. Bill Bellamy killin it on his standup special right now on Showtime
  3. another month with this bush league thread title?? kms.
     
  4. It's clearly "threadworthy," ffs.

    Niceguy got a pass because, well, you know. But this thread can just fuck itself.
  5. Lets kick this month off right.

     
  6. Jordy:



    Misc. Comments:

    i want to fuck him up the ass and cum all over his face, hmmmmmmmmmmm
    deneusaap 3 days ago

    That kid is a bullshitter. Hes way to old for that stroller
    25Lode 1 week ago

    This is how rich kids grow up.
    PompousPreacher 1 month ago

    sure...the black baby has to be the one to steal the baby cart. Racist music video.
    loserboy2049 2 months ago

    This is actually the first time I've ever listened to it. It's actually more unsettling than I'd imagined all these years.
    wolphintv

    I used to think this song was cheesy and absolute crap back then and I still do now. I FUCKING HATE IT WITH A VENGEANCE IT FUCKING STUUUUUPIDDD. I hope you read this Jordy you little bastard.
    jenhow69 3 months ago

    Michael Jackson's all time favorite artist.
    MsFatbaby69 3 months ago

    nigga stole my jordy
    Sidane1 3 months ago

    i like the interracial couple! i'm so tolerant!!!
    greedholymoney 4 months ago

    After watching this video, I came buckets.
    TheNJDReason 5 months ago

    what the hell kind of swinger party is going on @ 1:51 ???
    freekeyboards 6 months ago

    I used to lie awake at night praying that someone would beat the living shit out of this fucking brat. I hope they did.
    dufortrph 1 year ago


  7. This is after about an hour of training.
    Edited By: Willywoo Jul 1st, 2012 at 09:13 PM
    Reason: kid's got a future.
  8. I like to smoke pot and just moved to a new town. Anybody have any tips on how to find myself a new dealer?
     
  9. Local pub, tip bartender well, leave contact number in case they hear of anything.
     
  10. this xgames event going on atm is pure gold. its motocross involving pieces of wood and pits of rocks and water. the girls are falling all over the place. i cannot believe someone actually came up with this idea, its great viewing tho.
    Edited By: heavyj80 Jul 2nd, 2012 at 05:00 AM
  11. OK ill tell a story about me.. 39 years ive been on this earth and ive been so lucky to have not visited a hospital since my mom brought me home 39 years ago. Anyway. I leave work Monday and have a few days off. Go to an Iron Maiden concert. Tail Gate have a great time pass the football around drinking beers good show loving it. Driving home my left wrist starts hurting a bit. No biggie I think. I get up Wednesday to golf with my boss and its getting worse. I can barely grip the club. My tee shots go about 100 yards. I used a 3W on a downhill par 3 130 yard hole and I was 20 yards short. I joke with my boss your playing with a 75 year old man today.. LOL

    Anyway. Fast forward to Wednesday night I try to go go bed and my wrist and hand are hurting so bad I cant sleep.. The most agonizing pain ive ever experienced in my life. Not even close. I was up all night. Thursday morning I tell my Dad I cant take it anymore im in fucking agony. So he says Ill take you to ER.. He has to fucking dress me cause I cant tie my shoes or button shorts.. So my 39 year streak was broken by wrist pain.. They take me in take XRays and bloodwork to test for Lyme Disease.. XRays negative no serious structural damage. Bloodwork not back yet. They give me 800MG Ibuprofen and 50MG of Tramadol for pain and kick me out. LOL I go see the doc at work Friday since I cant deal like this and she thinks it might be gout so she puts me on some gout meds that give me the runs.. Anyway its Sunday/Monday and im basically in no pain at all now. About 85% Anyone ever have gout? I would like to know what caused it..
  12. I got gout once from sharing needles with hookers.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    this xgames event going on atm is pure gold. its motocross involving pieces of wood and pits of rocks and water. the girls are falling all over the place. i cannot believe someone actually came up with this idea, its great viewing tho.

    Hilarious. The wood chip pit is killing the chicks.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    this xgames event going on atm is pure gold. its motocross involving pieces of wood and pits of rocks and water. the girls are falling all over the place. i cannot believe someone actually came up with this idea, its great viewing tho.

    I remember watching that last year and it was the greatest thing ever.
  15. This was the highlights from last year. The best part imo is when the girl crosses the finish line, and you see another girl bust her ass in that water at the same time.

  16. Australian Olympic swimmer Stephanie Rice posted this pic of herself to Instagram tonight

  17. Someone here did/ does, maybe war?

    Just remember seeing it and thinking of king of the hill
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    This was the highlights from last year. The best part imo is when the girl crosses the finish line, and you see another girl bust her ass in that water at the same time.


    lol that is awesome
  19. I have a left armpit sweating problem. My right one doesn't sweat during normal day to day tasks, however my left armpit is soaked, I don't know how to go about fixing this problem. Just thought I'd share.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    I have a left armpit sweating problem. My right one doesn't sweat during normal day to day tasks, however my left armpit is soaked, I don't know how to go about fixing this problem. Just thought I'd share.

     
  21. So on Saturday I was to meet up with a couple of OTers at Alpine Valley and my phone was dead because I thought it was charging but apparently it wasnt. I guess in Toyotas the car must be running for you to charge your phone. Such a fucking fail. But the show was amazing.
  22. That wasn't already public knowledge?
  23.  
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    That wasn't already public knowledge?

    ex gf from years ago had a friend (dude) who dated him. even not knowing that it shouldnt be that hard to figure out....
    Edited By: Glo4m Jul 2nd, 2012 at 04:33 PM
  24. Mind full of fuck w/ combo exploding swirls.gif

    There on fucking dirt bikes and they can't clear that shit?
    I clear way tougher harder obstacles on my mountain bike, are you fucking kidding me?
    On a dirt bike I'll be hopping and popping all that shit.
    Fucking noobs.

    I'm taking my ball and going home fuck you all.
  25. anyone see that Tim and Eric movie? Was thinking about redboxing it but that show was hit or miss. Some skits were hilarious, others were worse than kids in the hall.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    this xgames event going on atm is pure gold. its motocross involving pieces of wood and pits of rocks and water. the girls are falling all over the place. i cannot believe someone actually came up with this idea, its great viewing tho.

    was allsum when they were getting owned by the wood pile...hilarious
  27. "I thought Anderson Cooper was straight." - said no one ever.