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  1. yes
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  2. true story....

    Fishing for stripped bass right off the beach at dee dees house and get a bite...

    There is three little kids bogey boarding down the beach a little ways....

    They notice i'm reeling in something and run down to check it out..

    its a dogfish(small shark)....

    Kids are like "WOW THERE ARE SHARKS HERES!"

    I'm like "sure havent you seen jaws?"

    They didn't go back in the water.
  3. 3 kids getting a "jaws" reference? Hmm...
  4. my brother in law is 19 and he told me he doesnt really like pearl jam and he has never heard of Stone Temple Pilots.....wtf??
  5.  
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    my brother in law is 19 and he told me he doesnt really like pearl jam and he has never heard of Stone Temple Pilots.....wtf??

    i wonder why
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  6.  
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    3 kids getting a "jaws" reference? Hmm...

    this was the 90s..........pretty sure all boys dig sharks and know what jaws is about.
  7. our gov is such bullshit

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Federal prosecutors have filed civil forfeiture actions against an Oakland medical marijuana dispensary that bills itself as the world's largest, as part of a crackdown by U.S. authorities on California's massive cannabis trade.
     
  8. As messed up as the marijuana stuff is, and it IS, the fact that an adult can't walk down the street drinking a beer is all you ever really need to know about how fucked up everything is.
  9. Let's go gov, let's go. *thump, thump* Let's go gov, let's go!! *thump, thump*
    Edited By: Niceguy Jul 12th, 2012 at 06:34 AM
  10.  
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
  11.  
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    my brother in law is 19 and he told me he doesnt really like pearl jam and he has never heard of Stone Temple Pilots.....wtf??


    great post. and by great i mean really fucking stupid and moronic.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    our gov is such bullshit

    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Federal prosecutors have filed civil forfeiture actions against an Oakland medical marijuana dispensary that bills itself as the world's largest, as part of a crackdown by U.S. authorities on California's massive cannabis trade.

    As much as think the pot crackdown is bullshit, the proposition requiring condoms in porn made in LA is much more egregious.

    For years, Los Angeles County supervisors ducked any responsibility for making sure that adult film actors wear condoms to guard against HIV infection while on the job.

    But faced with the successful collection of more than 370,000 signatures supporting such an ordinance, supervisors for the first time Tuesday reluctantly girded for the likelihood that the nation's most populous county — and center of the American porn industry — may very well vote to approve such a measure at the ballot box this November.


    http://www.latimes.com/health/la-me-...,1895809.story
  13. lol - could you imagine watching a porn where a chick is blowing a dude wearing a rubber?
  14. welp, looks like I'll be watching foreign porn exclusively pretty soon.
  15. Yeah, which is not good considering 99% of all latina maid porn is made in LA.
  16. i thought they had to pass tests, at least to be legit no?
  17.  
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    i thought they had to pass tests, at least to be legit no?


    they do...but apparently this isn't enough? Super perma
  18. well, if u think about it, how often can u test someone for std's realistically? once a week? once a month? I mean for a woman it's a pretty invasive procedure from what I understand and for a man it's not exactly a walk in the park. If u test each porn star once or twice a month they can still contract aids in their personal life and spread it to their co-workers, thus creating the need for condoms to be used. I mean obviously fuck that noise, but u can see why they are having issues.

    also u can have hiv for like 3-6 months before it's detectable.
    Edited By: AMARTIN1181 Jul 12th, 2012 at 07:40 AM
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    they do...but apparently this isn't enough? Super perma

    im hungry

    dont read anything into it either, im just hungry
  20.  
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    i thought they had to pass tests, at least to be legit no?

    Yeah, digging out a bonafide is probably way safer than hitting some rando.
  21.  
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    well, if u think about it, how often can u test someone for std's realistically? once a week? once a month? I mean for a woman it's a pretty invasive procedure from what I understand and for a man it's not exactly a walk in the park. If u test each porn star once or twice a month they can still contract aids in their personal life and spread it to their co-workers, thus creating the need for condoms to be used. I mean obviously fuck that noise, but u can see why they are having issues.

    Fact: Most porn stars are too hot to catch aids.
  22. 1.5 world problems?
  23. I'm far too retarded for this to be thread-worthy.

    I just switched from Firefox to Chrome and I'm pretty pleased except for one thing: why in the mother fuck can't I copy/paste photos into P5s from Chrome? On Firefox it's easier than pooping naked...

    And yes I Plattsed, even Google's fucking groups can't seem to figure it out.
  24.  
    Originally Posted by zander View Post

    I'm far too retarded for this to be thread-worthy.

    I just switched from Firefox to Chrome and I'm pretty pleased except for one thing: why in the mother fuck can't I copy/paste photos into P5s from Chrome? On Firefox it's easier than pooping naked...

    And yes I Plattsed, even Google's fucking groups can't seem to figure it out.

    Edited By: curiousgeorge Jul 12th, 2012 at 01:08 PM
    Reason: It worked for me, not sure where you are trying to copy/paste from
  25. George,

    it doesn't matter where. I haven't been able to post a single image in OT from anywhere on the net in the week and a half since I changed. I've tried sports sites, goofy image sites, the PBS Curious George website, fucking everywhere...
  26. you cant paste pics using chrome? ive never been able to just copy and paste but it works if you use the picture icon above thias box
  27. If the porn thing passes all the porn shoots will move to vegas
     


  28. tanks djg, firefox you can just right click and that seems soooooooooooooooo much easier and more intuitive. Which I guess is why it will never be incorporated by Google.
    Edited By: zander Jul 12th, 2012 at 01:47 PM
    Reason: never used the image icon ever, in Firefox you don't have to.


  29. I said I didn't want to be inappropriate but it looks like my buddy has a Ron Jeremy tucking under his knee...