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SluggerWV
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bought a watermelon and the fruit tasted like poop. did they water the field with sewage? seriously it was like fart in the mouth watermelon. gross.
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SoCalDrew
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bagged my first older lady last night. don't know if i can call her a cougar/milf because she's honestly the least attractive chick i've ever slept with and probably even made out with. buuuuuuuuuuutttttt, she did have the nicest ass/legs of any of them. surprising for a 40ish year old. lotsa ass. and nice and muscular/firm. i kept telling her and she said good since she puts a lot of work into keeping it nice.
loved that she constantly asked what she could do for me and constantly complimented everything i did. wasn't selfish at all like most of these younger chicks. felt bad when i noticed her ring right before we sealed the deal. but at that point i figured if it wasn't me, it woulda been someone else and just kept goin... -
SoCalDrew
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Older broads are niceeeeeeee. They will take care of you good and do whatever it takes to please some young dick. Lot of the ones like you snagged have some freak in them and really want to show you want they can do.Originally Posted by SoCalDrew
bagged my first older lady last night. don't know if i can call her a cougar/milf because she's honestly the least attractive chick i've ever slept with and probably even made out with. buuuuuuuuuuutttttt, she did have the nicest ass/legs of any of them. surprising for a 40ish year old. lotsa ass. and nice and muscular/firm. i kept telling her and she said good since she puts a lot of work into keeping it nice.
loved that she constantly asked what she could do for me and constantly complimented everything i did. wasn't selfish at all like most of these younger chicks. felt bad when i noticed her ring right before we sealed the deal. but at that point i figured if it wasn't me, it woulda been someone else and just kept goin... -
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congrats on that mature ass, did you ditch the ball and chain in Socal?Originally Posted by SoCalDrew
guess i gotta gtfo. don't even really remember what she looks like nor do i think i want to! but that assssss...
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Bah sorry to bring it up, good to here you're taking advantage of the situation, let that freedom rain on those TX belles!
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No pics, she was prolly an OT 6, but she was pretty awesome. Drank beer, is a physical therapist, owns her own place, her parents own a 4 bedroom place down the shore, ANNNNNNNND her dads a HUGE eagles fan...might be in loveOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
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Enjoy it. Wont be long before she leaves ya dumbassOriginally Posted by sean614
No pics, she was prolly an OT 6, but she was pretty awesome. Drank beer, is a physical therapist, owns her own place, her parents own a 4 bedroom place down the shore, ANNNNNNNND her dads a HUGE eagles fan...might be in love
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Joined: Nov 06Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 4:33am) in reply to Camz
well if we ever get to the point where she leaves my dumbass, I hope I don't threaten to kill myself like a little punk ass bitch
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Chumlee from Pawn Stars and his crew clock some dude in the street
My wife now believes Pawn Stars is fake; Chumlee was hanging out in front of his Rolls Royce. Dont think anyone working at a Pawn Shop can afford that.
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Joined: Jun 09Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 6:16am) in reply to sean614
When are you gonna break this news to his daughter?Originally Posted by sean614
ANNNNNNNND her dads a HUGE eagles fan...might be in love
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Co1one1_Forbin
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Joined: Apr 06Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 6:29am) in reply to Mr. Smith
not saying if fake or not, but obv they make money from the show/appearances now so could see him being able to afford it. would imagine you explained this to her?Originally Posted by Mr. Smith
Chumlee from Pawn Stars and his crew clock some dude in the street
My wife now believes Pawn Stars is fake; Chumlee was hanging out in front of his Rolls Royce. Dont think anyone working at a Pawn Shop can afford that.
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They don't get paid anything but minimum wage obv. They do it as a charitable donation for our amusement.Originally Posted by tommpat2000
not saying if fake or not, but obv they make money from the show/appearances now so could see him being able to afford it. would imagine you explained this to her?
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Am I missing something? What happened to the chick you were dating or engaged to?Originally Posted by SoCalDrew
bagged my first older lady last night. don't know if i can call her a cougar/milf because she's honestly the least attractive chick i've ever slept with and probably even made out with. buuuuuuuuuuutttttt, she did have the nicest ass/legs of any of them. surprising for a 40ish year old. lotsa ass. and nice and muscular/firm. i kept telling her and she said good since she puts a lot of work into keeping it nice.
loved that she constantly asked what she could do for me and constantly complimented everything i did. wasn't selfish at all like most of these younger chicks. felt bad when i noticed her ring right before we sealed the deal. but at that point i figured if it wasn't me, it woulda been someone else and just kept goin... -
SoCalDrew
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Joined: Sep 05Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 6:58am) in reply to LVpokerdealer
i didn't make a thread about it or anything but she broke up with me back in april. said it was due to the distance now and the fact that she wanted a family but didn't think it would work with me being back here blah blah blah. the whole reason i moved here was for a better future for what i thought would be our family. i'm pretty sure she got involved with someone else. that's the only way i can wrap my head around the lack of contact from her. i haven't heard her voice since the day we broke up and before that we talked just about every day since 2004. it just doesn't make sense to me so i'm convinced she's feeling ashamed/guilty about something.
i think we should have broken up a while ago, but her hotness kept me from making that decision. she was a great person, but pretty boring to be honest. i'm having much more fun these days going out and meeting chicks but definitely miss that consistent companionship. -
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Pretty sure that's the least OT breakup post ever. You didn't mention it? You're already out banging chicks? You didn't seek our advice? Did you at least cry on Facebook?
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SoCalDrew
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TheWacoKidd
haters gonna hate
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Joined: Oct 05Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 10:22am) in reply to SoCalDrew
sorry to hear that SCD, but being a single firefighter in Dallas sounds pretty fucking awesome. I'm sure you can just trip and just fall ass backwards into piles of pussy.
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apologies if this is a repost - i hadn't seen it before:
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ya for sure and your a decent looking dude -No homo- I def had heard you mention it before. shitty buzz but im glad your happy and that milf sotry sounds great i gotta step up my cougar hunter game considering im 30Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
sorry to hear that SCD, but being a single firefighter in Dallas sounds pretty fucking awesome. I'm sure you can just trip and just fall ass backwards into piles of pussy.
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Joined: Oct 07Jul 13th, 2012 (7/13/2012 5:38pm) in reply to SoCalDrew
Edited By: Shrubbery Jul 13th, 2012 at 05:59 PMat first i read it as black not backOriginally Posted by SoCalDrew
i didn't make a thread about it or anything but she broke up with me back in april. said it was due to the distance now and the fact that she wanted a family but didn't think it would work with me being black
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obv they got some guy convinced it was only worth 1000 and then offered him 450.Originally Posted by Mr. Smith
Chumlee from Pawn Stars and his crew clock some dude in the street
My wife now believes Pawn Stars is fake; Chumlee was hanging out in front of his Rolls Royce. Dont think anyone working at a Pawn Shop can afford that.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/12/pawn-s...ollywood-blvd/
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