[wantagolf Moderator]

[wantagolf Moderator]

[saxman]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

wowzers !!!

[NUTZREALHUGE]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

well i guess i know what im doing tonight

[Niceguy I will find you.]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

Olympic village must be heaven.

[wantagolf Moderator]

They did pre order 100K of condoms.

Olympic Village Sex Fest: Athletes Tell All In ESPN Report That Reveals 70,000 Condoms Just Isn't Enough

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1672257.html

[SpankyHamm]

[Moonlight Graham]

So one of my neighbors (about 3 houses down) is a total piece of shit. They tie their dog up out front every day for hours, no water, no food, no attention. It's about a 12 month old female blue pitbull. It's very under weight, and has never been feed properly since they've had her (since she was 12 weeks). It has never been on a walk, and i've seen the dog exercised once in a year (only because i asked one of the young kids to bring out to play with my dog). So today she's tied up when i get home. After hearing her cry on and off for 3 hrs, i take her food and water. My wife gets home from work, i tell her what's going on, she goes out front to see if the dog is still tied up. One of the kids is just taking the dog of the leash, asks her to sit, then hits her.

My wife freaks out, finds the dad, who's prob just got done smoking crack , and tells the guy how she feels bad for the dog, and do they need help with her, and your kid shouldnt be hitting the dog. It was a friendly, concerned exchange. An hour later my wife is walking our dog, when this guy's fat wife starts running her mouth to wife. All nasty and aggressive. I see & hear whats going on, shoot out front and try to grab my wife and walk away. This fat cunt says something "no, i wanna know why you told my husband that i tied the dog up all day". So i go off on her, tell her how big of a piece of shit she is, and i feel bad for her dog, and kids. Told her to get off the pipe (which her response was "no, you're a crack head", lol). One of the other neighbors must have called the cops about the dog, so she also tried to blame me for that. Now i'm waiting for her old man to come over when he gets home from copping crack, and try and say something. And as i'm writing this i'm fighting with my drug addict brother, because i'm treating him like a child... headed to the store for a pack of smokes for the first time since january.

[SoCalDrew Moderator]

you guys need to watch more track. it's unfortunate how the US covers it though. they only really show the running events and most of their programming is interviews/back stories of athletes and minimal showing of events. track bishes are hot. having a GF in college and being on a PAC-10 track team was hard to handle...

[freeworld777]

Heathcliff was a scumbag

[stackinsideways]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYs...layer_embedded

lol at everything in this. Im sure some of us will laugh for different reasons but we all will laugh Edited By: stackinsideways Jul 31st, 2012 at 03:04 AM

[TheSilentBob]

 

Originally Posted by stackinsideways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYs...layer_embedded

lol at everything in this. Im sure some of us will laugh for different reasons but we all will laugh

BOMB IRAN! BOMB THEM!

[Thrash]

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

So one of my neighbors (about 3 houses down) is a total piece of shit. They tie their dog up out front every day for hours, no water, no food, no attention. It's about a 12 month old female blue pitbull. It's very under weight, and has never been feed properly since they've had her (since she was 12 weeks). It has never been on a walk, and i've seen the dog exercised once in a year (only because i asked one of the young kids to bring out to play with my dog). So today she's tied up when i get home. After hearing her cry on and off for 3 hrs, i take her food and water. My wife gets home from work, i tell her what's going on, she goes out front to see if the dog is still tied up. One of the kids is just taking the dog of the leash, asks her to sit, then hits her.

My wife freaks out, finds the dad, who's prob just got done smoking crack , and tells the guy how she feels bad for the dog, and do they need help with her, and your kid shouldnt be hitting the dog. It was a friendly, concerned exchange. An hour later my wife is walking our dog, when this guy's fat wife starts running her mouth to wife. All nasty and aggressive. I see & hear whats going on, shoot out front and try to grab my wife and walk away. This fat cunt says something "no, i wanna know why you told my husband that i tied the dog up all day". So i go off on her, tell her how big of a piece of shit she is, and i feel bad for her dog, and kids. Told her to get off the pipe (which her response was "no, you're a crack head", lol). One of the other neighbors must have called the cops about the dog, so she also tried to blame me for that. Now i'm waiting for her old man to come over when he gets home from copping crack, and try and say something. And as i'm writing this i'm fighting with my drug addict brother, because i'm treating him like a child... headed to the store for a pack of smokes for the first time since january.

Edited By: Thrash Jul 31st, 2012 at 03:20 AM

[whitealroker looking for action in Vegas...]

is that gobboboy in that new nike commercial??

[Jaybone2315 J.B. Grindier]

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

They did pre order 100K of condoms.

Olympic Village Sex Fest: Athletes Tell All In ESPN Report That Reveals 70,000 Condoms Just Isn't Enough

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1672257.html

I read shit like this every year, then immediately regred not becoming a ping pong player.

[kellykip The Chosen One]

Uh oh - time to outlaw hammers:

Terrifying hammer attack in City Hall Park: Brooklyn man hits Spanish tourist, Hugo Alejandre, 31, in the head, fracturing his skull

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...#ixzz22AfHA6Vx

[rebelfd]

Found this while searching for vids for the ZOMG spider thread.

[Shrubbery]

 

Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham

So one of my neighbors (about 3 houses down) is a total piece of shit. They tie their dog up out front every day for hours, no water, no food, no attention. It's about a 12 month old female blue pitbull. It's very under weight, and has never been feed properly since they've had her (since she was 12 weeks). It has never been on a walk, and i've seen the dog exercised once in a year (only because i asked one of the young kids to bring out to play with my dog). So today she's tied up when i get home. After hearing her cry on and off for 3 hrs, i take her food and water. My wife gets home from work, i tell her what's going on, she goes out front to see if the dog is still tied up. One of the kids is just taking the dog of the leash, asks her to sit, then hits her.

My wife freaks out, finds the dad, who's prob just got done smoking crack , and tells the guy how she feels bad for the dog, and do they need help with her, and your kid shouldnt be hitting the dog. It was a friendly, concerned exchange. An hour later my wife is walking our dog, when this guy's fat wife starts running her mouth to wife. All nasty and aggressive. I see & hear whats going on, shoot out front and try to grab my wife and walk away. This fat cunt says something "no, i wanna know why you told my husband that i tied the dog up all day". So i go off on her, tell her how big of a piece of shit she is, and i feel bad for her dog, and kids. Told her to get off the pipe (which her response was "no, you're a crack head", lol). One of the other neighbors must have called the cops about the dog, so she also tried to blame me for that. Now i'm waiting for her old man to come over when he gets home from copping crack, and try and say something. And as i'm writing this i'm fighting with my drug addict brother, because i'm treating him like a child... headed to the store for a pack of smokes for the first time since january.

update? did the crackhead father end up coming over?



What a cool fuckn dog. I really hope they get her takin a way and she finds a better home. That just sounds awful.

[DONKWOOD]

Spanky-I applaud you

Rebel-DIE! Edited By: DONKWOOD Jul 31st, 2012 at 07:29 AM

[SaulGood SPAGETT]

Waco, did youngluck bust you out of an online major deep one time wayyy back in the day ? wanna say i remember railtarding that. great player and seems like everyone loved him, RIP :(

[Moonlight Graham]

not yet.. might see him in about 30 mins when i leave for work.

[Glo4m Confess to me]

[SpankyHamm]

[clemsonrich]

just got a promotion! i am now 100% certain they don't check internet history.

[SpankyHamm]

Congrats. Always great to fool the man.

[acp]

 

Originally Posted by clemsonrich

just got a promotion! i am now 100% certain they don't check internet history.

They might if you do something wrong/piss off the wrong person and need some additional ammo

[sean614]

Thought for sure that homegirl in the office I work at was gonna ask me to go on a cruise with her. I prolly fucked it up. We always flirt through email but I just do it for fun bc I thought she had a boyfriend.

This lady and I were talking about cruises and HG was like "Sean have you ever been on a cruise" I said "yeah why" she was like "I won a free cruise to the Bahamas for 4 days 3 nights, I just have to find someone to go with me." Me beign the retard that I am said "Oh wow, that's awesome, you should def take advantage of that."

[Nickc011 The Law]

 

Originally Posted by sean614

Thought for sure that homegirl in the office I work at was gonna ask me to go on a cruise with her. I prolly fucked it up. We always flirt through email but I just do it for fun bc I thought she had a boyfriend.

This lady and I were talking about cruises and HG was like "Sean have you ever been on a cruise" I said "yeah why" she was like "I won a free cruise to the Bahamas for 4 days 3 nights, I just have to find someone to go with me." Me beign the retard that I am said "Oh wow, that's awesome, you should def take advantage of that."

[mdshack14]

How have you not called the police on your piece of shit neighbors yet Moonlight?

[cmval]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e16_1343708574 Edited By: cmval Jul 31st, 2012 at 11:22 PM