[Niceguy I will find you.]

I have sunk so low in this forum world. Now, as the op I have to uphold the tradition of shit yet a proper depiction of that shit eludes me. I'll just go to the old standby:

[kiro15]

Wantagolf should start this thread every month with an ass shot.

[Niceguy I will find you.]

[kiro15]

now we're talking

[Niceguy I will find you.]

[Hank H1LL]

this thread title is gonna bother me until july

[rebelfd]

http://www.infowars.com/bilderberg-2...-participants/

[Lameass_]

softball last night we are down 4 runs in the bottom of the 9th (regulation game is 7). well we get 3 runs with 2 outs and im up with a runner on 2nd. what do i do? backwards mother fucking K. soooooooooo pissed at myself still, that shit looked long but hit the last 3 inches of the pad. EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Slinky252]

Edited By: Slinky252 Jun 1st, 2012 at 06:19 PM

[saxman]

ridiculous asses are ridiculously good

[wantagolf Moderator]

Welp, no need for me to post. haha

[Unforseen]

I'm not at work so I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit:

http://www.thestar.com/news/article/...ts-subway?bn=1

[DAWS OT's Youngest Grandpa]

http://www.courant.com/news/connecti...,4665486.story

HARTFORD—
A measure allowing use of medical marijuana in Connecticut has been signed into law by Gov.Dannel P. Malloy.

Connecticut joins 16 other states and the District of Columbia in authorizing use of the drug to provide relief from debilitating medical conditions.

Malloy said Friday that the law will allow the Department of Consumer Protection to regulate and monitor the use of marijuana in a way that will help avoid problems seen in other states.

Patients will be able to obtain marijuana only from certified pharmacists. The law allows for the licensing of at least three but not more than 10 marijuana producers statewide.

[Jims14]

 

Originally Posted by Hank H1LL

this thread title is gonna bother me until july

This

[MadProfesor]

 

Originally Posted by Hank H1LL

this thread title is gonna bother me until july

Where are the **** ... ****'s ??

[SmokeyCasinos]

Lazy young people, I tell ya...

[Niceguy I will find you.]

 

Originally Posted by Hank H1LL

this thread title is gonna bother me until july

 

Originally Posted by Jims14

This

 

Originally Posted by MadProfesor

Where are the **** ... ****'s ??

 

Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos

Lazy young people, I tell ya...

[KingPariah]

Does anyone have a service to look up who owns a cell phone number? Somebody is texting a black friend of mine calling him the N word and telling him to go hang from a tree and using other racial slurs, so if someone could look it up that would be awesome. I have a bombing program on my computer so im gonna text bomb the shit outta his phone tonight.

252-675-9334 is the number

[MadProfesor]

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

Does anyone have a service to look up who owns a cell phone number? Somebody is texting a black friend of mine calling him the N word and telling him to go hang from a tree and using other racial slurs, so if someone could look it up that would be awesome. I have a bombing program on my computer so im gonna text bomb the shit outta his phone tonight.

252-675-9334 is the number

Oohhhhhhh, this has its own thread potential.

[KingPariah]

 

Originally Posted by MadProfesor

Oohhhhhhh, this has its own thread potential.

haha we'll see..I sent 200 texts from that program calling him a racist punk bitch, then sent 1 saying to apologize to the guy or 500 more were coming in a couple hours so we will see what happens. I'd still like a name if anyone has access to it (all my google results give me information but you have to pay for the name)

[Jwilkinson vvubanga]

GMEN BABY!!!




dat ASS!

[Unforseen]

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

haha we'll see..I sent 200 texts from that program calling him a racist punk bitch, then sent 1 saying to apologize to the guy or 500 more were coming in a couple hours so we will see what happens. I'd still like a name if anyone has access to it (all my google results give me information but you have to pay for the name)

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/

get a google pic of a 2002 - 2005 honda civic

quickly look for what they are going for in your area, subtract ~ $1,500 bucks, then post on craigslist

repeat a few times

he'll have to change his number.

[XBassX]

95% sure this has already been on OT at some point but I can't wait for this to come out.

Edited By: XBassX Jun 1st, 2012 at 11:07 PM

[saxman]

and now for something completely different .....

[Slinky252]

[XquiziVex]

I swear to god, I am 40 years old, have seen and ran up in tons of women in my life... it never gets old. Fucking love ass.

[saxman]

lol @ slinky - i'm sure i had an old klaus wunderlich recording many years ago - he was brilliant with the early keyboards and synth stuff

[XquiziVex]

Sheeeit. This thread needs more Freddy Fender.

[Slinky252]

 

Originally Posted by saxman

lol @ slinky - i'm sure i had an old klaus wunderlich recording many years ago - he was brilliant with the early keyboards and synth stuff

Lol i cant believe it buddy, i heard your tune and thought blimey that reminds me of Klaus, my dad listened to him in the car and we thought he was ace. i put in Klaus Wunderlich in google and the first song that came up on you tube was Tico Tico. The song must of been in my brain and triggered a Klaus memory. I had no idea Klaus did Tico Tico....Very Strange how your mind works.

[Stynsty71]

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

Does anyone have a service to look up who owns a cell phone number? Somebody is texting a black friend of mine calling him the N word and telling him to go hang from a tree and using other racial slurs, so if someone could look it up that would be awesome. I have a bombing program on my computer so im gonna text bomb the shit outta his phone tonight.

252-675-9334 is the number

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