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  1. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2011 (11/24/2011 10:39pm) in reply to SlayNL

    CelebJihad dot com uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
  2. River_rat802 River_rat802 is offline

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    Nov 24th, 2011 (11/24/2011 10:46pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    just found out about this, really hope they make it.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1731141/
  3. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 2:19am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

    Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it...


    http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-...civil-lawsuit/
  4. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 2:39am) in reply to LeftyMark

    loooooooooool thats hilarious.
  5. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 2:49am) in reply to sean614

    i just took a really big shit

    it wasnt a long struggler, which of course is nice, just one push and done.

    had to be 10 inches long, was very close to touching the rim. i should of taken a picture
  6. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 6:07am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    I think that was actually the first video of hers that I saw.

    Maybe thats why my initial reaction was what it was.

    *edit*

    Yup... i wanna stick it in her butt.


    When I saw her first video about makeup or whatever it was I thought she had potential but had an annoying voice. Turns out she's pretty goddam sexy. I'm sold, sign me up. Sexy with a sense of humor and a personality? Ship it
     
  7. iamthedeck ftw iamthedeck ftw is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 3:39pm) in reply to CeJeH

    Canada changing their bills to unrippable plastic (similar to Pesos). Starting with $100
     
  8. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 3:42pm) in reply to iamthedeck ftw

     
    Originally Posted by iamthedeck ftw View Post

    Canada changing their bills to unrippable plastic (similar to Pesos). Starting with $100

    It's Polymer...and those bills are fuckin' awesome with the little window. Gonna be hard to counterfeit. I was part of a focus group like 5 months ago, and they showed us the bills and gathered our feedback on it.
     
  9. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 3:54pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    Do you take plastic? ...which kind?
  10. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 4:15pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    La Jolla Bikini-clad pet owner appeals to public to help her find lost dog.

    When her dog disappeared eight days ago, Arlene Mossa Corona searched the neighborhood, visited San Diego County animal shelters and even consulted a pet psychic. No luck.



  11. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 4:24pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    welp, i spent about 15 minutes out in 'Black Friday' today. it was enough to make me want to beat the shit out of a member of the Geek Squad.

    btw, this is awesomesauce

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

    Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it...

    http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-...civil-lawsuit/



    don't recall this scene from the movie, maybe it was in the book and got left out...
    Edited By: Reech Nov 25th, 2011 at 04:28 PM
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 4:52pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    La Jolla Bikini-clad pet owner appeals to public to help her find lost dog.

    When her dog disappeared eight days ago, Arlene Mossa Corona searched the neighborhood, visited San Diego County animal shelters and even consulted a pet psychic. No luck.



    Did she really spell that as "Evervything"?

    Or did she do that on purpose as a ploy to be cute?
  13. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is offline

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    Nov 25th, 2011 (11/25/2011 5:02pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I didn't even notice that. doubt even 50% of guys know what she's doing by the time they drive past her.
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:05pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    Driving home last night I am stopped at a stop light and look over at the car next to me (in case it's a hottie who just got in a fight with her boyfriend and wants to follow me home) and I see this dude clearly falling asleep. So we drive like a quarter mile I stay behind the fool because he is clearly hammered. There are cars stopped ahead waiting on a train and I watch this clown plow into the back of a car going like 35. It was crazy, was a huge collision both cars totaled.
  15. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:06pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    But did he have insurance?
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:12pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    No he isn't an idiot, he was free rolling
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 4:15pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    I smoked salvia for the first two times the past two nights. Both times I started off with the 40x, which just made me feel super stoned but then I sparked up the 60x where I really tripped balls. The first time I was taken back to a super vivid memory from my childhood. Last night I went out of body and felt like my consciousness was something much greater and significant than my body. Overall, would do again but probably not for a little while. Also, its almost as much fun watching someone else on their trip as it is tripping yourself.
     
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 7:00pm) in reply to winwin07

    my uncle introduced me to a really unusual internet radio station last night called voxinox.

    they're in switzerland and play the strangest mix of music - very cool
    Edited By: saxman Nov 26th, 2011 at 07:11 PM
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 8:07pm) in reply to saxman

    I just figured out I had google safe search on. now i can see boobies on google images.
     
  20. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 10:39pm) in reply to ntanygd760





    Edited By: ripomatic Nov 26th, 2011 at 10:37 PM
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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 10:49pm) in reply to winwin07

     
    Originally Posted by winwin07 View Post

    I smoked salvia for the first two times the past two nights. Both times I started off with the 40x, which just made me feel super stoned but then I sparked up the 60x where I really tripped balls. The first time I was taken back to a super vivid memory from my childhood. Last night I went out of body and felt like my consciousness was something much greater and significant than my body. Overall, would do again but probably not for a little while. Also, its almost as much fun watching someone else on their trip as it is tripping yourself.

    What was the childhood memory if you don't mind sharing?
     
  22. Nothingmaker Nothingmaker is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 11:23pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Did she really spell that as "Evervything"?

    Or did she do that on purpose as a ploy to be cute?


    cmon man.
  23. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 11:37pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

     
    Originally Posted by Nothingmaker View Post

    cmon man.

    Good talk....

    Anyway, I just saw this posted on my facebook feed. Thought it was pretty good.

  24. winwin07 winwin07 is offline

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    Nov 26th, 2011 (11/26/2011 11:42pm) in reply to MattElsarelli

     
    Originally Posted by MattElsarelli View Post

    What was the childhood memory if you don't mind sharing?

    Its rather boring...I went to this swim camp as a kid where at the end of the day all the kids sat down under the trees and your parents lined their cars up 1 by 1 on the curb to pick you up. The counselors would yell your name when it was your turn, which was exciting because you got to see your mom but kinda disappointing if you were having a fun day at camp. I basically went straight back to that point in time sitting under the trees. It was like a portal opened between that time and now and I could "see" the time in between. It was very very weird.
     
  25. gray31 gray31 is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 2:17am) in reply to winwin07

    pretty entertaining twitter, Goldman Sachs elevator gossip
    http://twitter.com/#!/GSElevator
    Edited By: gray31 Nov 27th, 2011 at 02:18 AM
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  26. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 2:45am) in reply to gray31

    i am watching this documentary "magic and bird: a courtship of rivals"

    as a person who never watched or knew much about this time in basketball, other then they were great, this is a freaking awesome watch
  27. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 2:47am) in reply to Donkey Kong

     
    Originally Posted by Donkey Kong View Post

    i am watching this documentary "magic and bird: a courtship of rivals"

    as a person who never watched or knew much about this time in basketball, other then they were great, this is a freaking awesome watch

    LOL young people
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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 4:30am) in reply to gray31

     
    Originally Posted by gray31 View Post

    pretty entertaining twitter, Goldman Sachs elevator gossip
    http://twitter.com/#!/GSElevator

    Lots of great ones. Here's a simple one:

    GSElevator[SIZE=2]GS Elevator Gossip[/SIZE][SIZE=2][/SIZE]

    #1: Whenever I see an interracial couple, I always think to myself "Hey, there's an interracial couple."
     
  29. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 6:01am) in reply to Thrash

    it's pretty fkn windy outside tonight
     
  30. saxman saxman is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2011 (11/27/2011 1:34pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

    doesn't matter how old you are, the bugs bunny and tweetie show is still fucking awesome
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