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  1. Columnian chick im seeing has one of those ghetto cursive writing tattoos on her arm, is it discriminatory to ask her to get it removex before she meets my parents?
  2. My wife saw a hipster waiting for a bus today wearing a wool skull cap. Its like 95f. She said she wanted to stop and rip it off his head. I dont know how to explain this to our 4 year old sitting next to her. (I was driving, they were in the backseat.)

    My moneys on hosing him down wouldve been the top vote getter on the bus.
  3. my wife claims that she wakes up during the nite and when she looks at the clock its always at 222 or 444 or 555.

    i think my clock is crazy
  4. Its not 666 yet or friday the 13th. Nothing to worry about sax. My wife had a dream last night where she had a penis and a vagina. Feel better?
  5. lol now thats weird - but kinky
  6.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    i think my clock is crazy

    It has to be to have lead you to marrying someone who has delusions of time.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    Columnian chick im seeing has one of those ghetto cursive writing tattoos on her arm, is it discriminatory to ask her to get it removex before she meets my parents?

    no, but prolly a good ideer
  8.  
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    check out this bad ass dog

    i dont know how to embed live leak

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d7_1344547665

    good luck trying to run away from him....dog is like Jackie Chan.
     
  9.  
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    Columnian chick im seeing has one of those ghetto cursive writing tattoos on her arm, is it discriminatory to ask her to get it removex before she meets my parents?

    I think the correct term is "columnist."
     


  10. *can't wait clip*
  11. Fake. Nothing on imdb about it.
  12. YES. FUCK YES
  13.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    my wife claims that she wakes up during the nite and when she looks at the clock its always at 222 or 444 or 555.

    i think my clock is crazy


    Hummm, I always seem to catch my clock at 11:11. Could be something to this ... 0_0
  14.  
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    Columnian chick im seeing has one of those ghetto cursive writing tattoos on her arm, is it discriminatory to ask her to get it removex before she meets my parents?

    why? who the fuck cares? fuck your parents if they cant get over it!
  15. Those tattoos can really ruin the prom pictures tho!
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  17. I feel way manlier now that I can make and control pretty well a fire. With last night and today I've burned a total of 14 hours and so far half of a huge ash tree from my front yard (beautiful tree that is infested with emerald ashbor and has to come down). Got quoted 900 bucks to chop it down and I said no way I can do that shit myself and it's actually kind of fun. I may post flyers in my neighborhood and try and make a few bucks as like 80 percent also have infested trees at the moment.
  18. emerald ash borer* tho

    nasty looking suckers, never heard of them, had to google: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_ash_borer

    dayum, sounds like trouble.

    In a typical scenario, each year the EAB population multiplies by a factor of 50. By year 9 of an infestation, the EAB population originating from this one female, will be nearly 1 trillion insects. In year 10 it will be 50 trillion. These insects will then move on and create an expanding wake of destruction.
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Aug 13th, 2012 at 12:34 AM
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  19. Seen these guys twice over the past few weeks. Group is called Classic Albums Live, and all they do is take classic rock albums and perform them all the way through in order. They take a break and then come back with another hour+ of other hits by the same band. Few weeks ago saw Dark Side of the Moon, then saw Sgt Peppers last night. Great shows for under $35 each (as opposed to the ridiculous costs of mainstream concerts these days). Here are a couple of songs.







     
  20. I'm seriously considering running a batch to the 16 year old Mexican cartoon chick that's on the Cleveland Show right now.

    Yeah, I think I got problems
  21.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    emerald ash borer* tho

    nasty looking suckers, never heard of them, had to google: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emerald_ash_borer

    dayum, sounds like trouble.

    In a typical scenario, each year the EAB population multiplies by a factor of 50. By year 9 of an infestation, the EAB population originating from this one female, will be nearly 1 trillion insects. In year 10 it will be 50 trillion. These insects will then move on and create an expanding wake of destruction.


    yeah it's pretty brutal. all of chicagoland is slowly seeing effects from them and my city in particular did an awful job of being proactive. You can inject stuff in the tree if you act real soon. Basically 80% of my subdivision is going to have to take their tree down it's going to look awful. My tree was beautiful it's a shame to see it go, not to mention a shit ton of work to take down.

    just clicked that link, this is exactly what mine looked like glad to see the "tree expert" wasn't just trying to make a sale:

    Edited By: coolhandkev Aug 13th, 2012 at 01:19 AM
  22.  
    Originally Posted by MadProfesor View Post

    Hummm, I always seem to catch my clock at 11:11. Could be something to this ... 0_0

    mines always 9:11 reminds me of the weird jim carrey movie i saw along time ago
  23. The phenomenon of seeing specific times on a clock is not unusual. You only remember seeing times that have specific meanings - so when you see 1:11 or 3:33 on the clock, because of the pattern, you remember them. You might see 2:19 or 4:38 and they mean nothing, so you don't remember that.

    It's like a bad beat. You don't remember the 10 times you win with AA vs. KK, but you remember the 2-3 times you lose with AA vs. KK.
     
  24.  
    Originally Posted by unemployable View Post



    *can't wait clip*

     
  25. in re "Last Friday"
     
    Originally Posted by gillabong View Post

    Fake. No way chris tucker has lost 200 lbs.


    fyp


     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    mines always 9:11 reminds me of the weird jim carrey movie i saw along time ago

    lol
  26. http://thejasminebrand.com/index.php...ll-be-in-film/
    apparently chris tucker went religious...what a fag.
  27. Pretty cool video here that Gotye did, he went through youtube covers of somebody I used to know and made a remix...pretty badass

  28. this guy is fucking awesome...he nails deadmau5