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tommpat2000
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Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
so basically u suck at poker
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Or I don't play very often. But to be honest, probably both.Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
so basically u suck at poker
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i thought p5s was down for the count
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wantagolf
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Thank god it's back. I resorted to checking out 2+2 in the downtime, thank god for P5's
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Joined: Nov 08Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 6:32am) in reply to poumi554
YEAH What the fuck is that shit mr blonde? I musta clicked the refresh button 36 fucking times, don't let it happen again.
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poumi - i was just being an asshole, nice score. -
Niceguy
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That twitter feed is so depressing. It makes me miss the days when ot would post stories about babies being microwaved.
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I would tell him to make you a sammich.
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Niceguy
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Light a match.
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Mr. Blonde
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This site sucks when it's down.
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I smoked an extra heater on my breaks tonight because I couldn't read what you idiots posted
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Joined: Sep 07Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 8:09am) in reply to Niceguy
Originally Posted by Niceguy
That twitter feed is so depressing. It makes me miss the days when ot would post stories about babies being microwaved.
How long does it take tomicrowave a baby? I dunno, I was too busy jerking off -
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anyone need a TV?
Edited By: rebelfd Aug 18th, 2012 at 01:37 PM
see Dan's post at the end of this thread, http://www.pocketfives.com/f10017/of...ml#post6983948
That was quite a tease about next Thursday's big HDTV tournament on HogWild Poker, which is returning due to popular demand.
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no my name is Max you dumbfuck
Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181
your name on twitter is butt pulp? that rapes.
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Joined: Dec 08Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 5:38pm) in reply to cmval
looool can I post a phone number if it's a scammer?
I got a call on my cell phone this morning from an 866- number but I missed it. the first time I called back it just rang forever and no answer, so I googled it and it's confirmed a scammer. I called back again and got a chick this time, "hi, this is kristine with first centennial bank, what's your account number?" haha seems legit...
I have one bank account with the same tiny bank I've had my whole life, and one CITI card that these people clearly had nothing to do with. I told her I didn't have an account with them so that's weird, and she started naming off banks in the area hoping I'd say yes to one of them lol
I fucked around for a good 3-4 minutes asking her for her SS#, home address, etc before she got pissed and told me I'm entitled to my opinion but she's a professional. anyway I'm pretty sure it's a bunch of jerkoffs sitting in a room trying to steal your grandma's identity so if anybody wants to spend some time calling these people I'll post/pm the # -
SluggerWV
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Joined: Nov 05Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 5:50pm) in reply to skisteve
Edited By: SluggerWV Aug 18th, 2012 at 05:50 PM+1Originally Posted by skisteve
This site sucks when it's down.
I thought I was banned for something again
on the other hand
how far has she fallen? going to hit bottom w Lindsay soon imo
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Looks like the ugly Audrey from euro vacation. Who is it?
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Niceguy
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 6:01pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot
Amanda bynes. Not making a strong case that dating black guys is okay.
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SluggerWV
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I don't like bizzaro slugger. Please go back to posting hotties and not coked out skanks. Well not ugly coked out skanks, hot ones will be fine.
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SluggerWV
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Joined: Nov 05Aug 18th, 2012 (8/18/2012 6:23pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot
those posts are still going up sir
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Lol@bizzaro slugger.
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SluggerWV
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Edited By: SluggerWV Aug 18th, 2012 at 06:55 PM
read this
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...ndables-2.html
Reason: awesome article on dolph needed to be added for enjoyment of OT -
wantagolf
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