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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwP...eature=related
Edited By: stackinsideways Aug 2nd, 2012 at 11:41 PM
^ dont think I have posted this one yet but since I came across it again today on reddit why not. -
The cia is so incompetent! How, with all their evil means and the patriot act which crushes whistleblowers, did she slip thru their fingers???? lol
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Low-hanging fruit requires effort? Lol
Edited By: norcaljeff Aug 3rd, 2012 at 12:45 AM
Edit: seriously tho, she's a threat to "national security"! -
A 9 year olds interpretation of teenagers
Today at work a little 9 year old girl said to me, with her hair over her face ”Look I’m a goth”. I told her ”its not 2005 any more how about an emo?”*So I gave her a clip, took her hair and dragged it across her face. She went around the playground saying ”I love hello kitty” in a very*depressing*voice.
So as she went around the yard another wild 9 year old approached me and said ”I hope she’s not like that when she grows up”.*Surprised*I asked him why. He replied in an american teenaged girl accent ”Oh my god I’m fifteen, I like staying inside and watching movies because I hate people. But food is sooooo good. Waah it makes me fat”
I stared at him like.
But took a moment and was like*
*”Yeah that’s pretty accurate”
He looked me up and down and shook his head. Walking away he scoffed ”Teenagers” -
ive read that several times and it makes less each time, have you even stated an age? cant be below 40 can it?
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Not me lol. Saw it randomly when looking for something (idk what). Thought it was funny.
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get a job, and go to sleep
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I hate when people say "I'm so proud of you. Never liked it. To me it comes off like saying "you have my approval." People should say like "I'm happy for you." or something similar. I know it's just me reading into what it means all wrong but I still just can't get passed it. It just has this feeling that the person saying it is somehow I guess putting themselves on a pedestal. Like its suggesting that their approval is somehow important.
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number 5 has the craziest eyes i have ever seen.
8 is the biggest slut. 9 is hottest -
9, 7, 8, 6, 1, 4.....2, 3, 5
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6 & 7 in any order then idk the rest.
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7 6 9
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lmaoooooo
Originally Posted by Admiral
http://gawker.com/5931585/tractor+dr...on-parking-lot
People are incredible creatures. -
"The entire experience here got sideways when a roach was crawling down the wall behind my girlfriend, nearly getting into her hair. I had to grab a waiter to get him to remove the bug from our dining experience, this occurred between the appetizers and the main courses.
They compensated with a $40 bottle of red wine. Overall the food was typical NYC, decent food, not worth the price."
Shortly after this display of masculinity, the girlfriend suddenly became distant, eventually uttering the dreaded 'it's not you, it's me'. She now bangs a dude that doesn't sit down to piss.



















