Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=35082054

Level account?

I'm leaning no.

def a level

no girl wants to date a black dude, lets be serious

 

Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies

I was actually asking the adults.

i am an adult tho

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sigh ty twk

 

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

My heating/oil guy showed up today, and I happened to be out in the yard. The winter fill up usually hurts the wallet cause its just after xmas, but it's been unseasonably warm so they waited until this week. But im still broke so I said to the guy "Hey can you stop at 500?" He goes yeah sure. Ten minute later he walks over and hands me a bill for $727. I was like WTF? I said stop at $500. He said "oh I thought you meant 500 gallons"

what the fucking fuck, its a 500 gallon tank....why would I ask him to stop at 500?

that sux blonde, thats running pretty bad right there

 

Originally Posted by heavyj80

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Wow...when I was lamenting this to UD a few days ago, the number was 1285.

narks, theyre hella old

 

Originally Posted by tsxxx04

My best friend FINALLY had her baby girl at approximately 11pm tonight(last weeks contractions stopped after 24 hours, apparently that's normal.) They named her Abigail Hannah (thank God not Hazel!) and she was 6lbs 6oz. Unfortunately the umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck. She wasn't deprived of any oxygen because they got it off quickly, but they didn't like her breathing pattern so they said they were going to put her in an incubator for an hour. About an hour later they told us that the X-Ray of her lungs was hazy and she has an infection. My best friend hasn't been told yet that she will have to go home before the baby. I feel so terrible, she is so distraught because she hasn't been able to hold her baby yet. No one can ever expect something like this to happen.

She seemed strong, she gripped my finger and kicked when I touched her foot and flailed her arms around when I kissed her forehead so I fully expect her to be just fine, I just feel so terrible for mom and dad. She's absolutely beautiful and over the weekend they told me that the baby is going to call me Aunt which is such an honor. I never knew I could love someone so much instantly but I feel like my heart is going to burst because I have such an overwhelming feeling of love

I'd post pics, but I will wait until she's out of the incubator because I don't think mom and dad would want anyone to see Abby like this-Oxygen through the nose, a tube in her mouth, and an IV in her hand.

congrats, new borns are sweet

r u ever gonna have kids?

 

Originally Posted by tsxxx04

Yes, but not until I'm married and I need to meet someone worth marrying first. I love kids and if there is one thing in life I was put on this earth to do it is to be a mom, I've always been great with kids.

cool, me and the wife are gonna try here in the summer, im pretty amped for it

mothering figure girls are highly attractive to me, and im sure alot of other guys, hopefully u find "mr right"

glgl

 

Originally Posted by tsxxx04

TY lol @ highly attractive to you though, I'm very plain and I think you said bland looking.

I said u were generic looking, that doesnt mean I cant find attractive qualities in you tho

tbh, (this might make your night), I would probably slay you so i could brag about it in OT, so you got that going for ya

inb4 tsxxx struts around like hot shit because I just gave her the ultimate compliment lolz

 

Originally Posted by SpankyHamm

Anyone else ever have a big yawn and a spittle fountain just kind of erupts from the corner of your mouth?

My saliva glands do this often. Just so awesome to yawn and end up with saliva on my computer monitor.

 

Originally Posted by heavyj80

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sigh ty twk

Just trying to catch up to noobs with more posts than me.

 

Originally Posted by smokerock247

sick life dyz.. postin in OT all day, every day.... ur a real winner!!!!!

Better than working for the man.

Finished day 1 of wsopc event 2/16. $25k up for grabs when we restart tomorrow. @KaseyStanford if anyone wants to follow along on twitter.

I bagged 2 1/2 BBs in a PLO tournament in philly and now have to GO BACK today. sigh

already ITM but chip counts

450K, 410K, 310K, 135K, 30K(me)