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  1. Got too drunk last night and didn't feel like making my way out tonight, but the upside is I get to pad my ARPT. Pretty sure the first one of these has been posted before, but it's necessary for the second one.


     
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  3. what an asshole, spanky start a new thread lets lock this shit up
  4. Let it go spank, she can't be with you forever...

  5. 5th
     
  6. lol just realized the camera i lost a few weeks back had a porn i made with my ex. don't even have it on my computer
     
  7.  
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    lol just realized the camera i lost a few weeks back had a porn i made with my ex. don't even have it on my computer

    how do u fap to a small camera screen?
  8. I need to make a cooking thread. I cook all of my meals. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and pack lunches for work. On top of that, it is all very low carb food so these are not your normal recipes. A lot of meat and eggs and cauliflower and stuff. I also do it on a budget and am the master at minimizing the amount of dishes that are used and have zero mess when done. It is pretty amazing to watch, I own my kitchen so hard. I guess culinary school/running a kitchen when I was 18 is paying off.

    It's like the ultimate bachelor pad on a budget low carb kitchen owning guide. I would start posting shit here but nobody here eats low carb so fuck it. if anyone goes low carb let me know. I will give you my playbook. 64 pounds lost son.
    Edited By: PoWdA Jan 1st, 2012 at 07:20 PM
  9. Anyone watch Regular Show on Cartoon Network? By far my favorite cartoon nowadays.

    Sadly there arent many clips on Youtube

    Edited By: cmval Jan 1st, 2012 at 09:35 PM
  10. You know how you're dicks to all your friends in HS and they're dicks to you? Is that supposed to stop as you get older or am I just in the midst of learning the life lesson that most friendships aren't built to last forever?
     
  11.  
    Originally Posted by winwin07 View Post

    You know how you're dicks to all your friends in HS and they're dicks to you? Is that supposed to stop as you get older or am I just in the midst of learning the life lesson that most friendships aren't built to last forever?

    If you have Facebook they will come , then decline them as friends lol
  12. most friendships aren't built to last forever.
  13. two old redneck guys are standing around, one of em says "i think i'd like to fuck Mia Hamm". other one says, "yeah, i think i'd like to fuck me a turkey".
     
  14. 1:30 mark the triple triple triple is soooo sick.
  15. Gunman loose in national park after fatal shooting

    MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, Wash.

    Ranger that got killed
    , rip
  16. ^^ Mother of 2. So fucked up.
  17. On a lighter note, I just ate a Hostess Cupcake for the first time in prob 5 years. It was awesome. That is all.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    how do u fap to a small camera screen?

    lots of practice
     


  19. this is one of the greatest foods ever created
     
  20. This video was pretty fucking funny. I hope the dude makes more.

  21. pretty shitty you punked the mans idea.
  22. mMm
  23. 2


  24. Edited By: cmval Jan 2nd, 2012 at 04:52 AM
  25.  
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    2


    tan >>> pale
  26. 2 is fantastic
    1 is a day shift stripper at Club Risque
     
  27.  
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    lots of practice