Originally Posted by Glo4m

10 survivors of vicious animal attacks:

http://www.mandatory.com/2012/05/07/...158842#photo=1

check out the second dude, he was attacked by a bear, began stabbing the bear but it was doing no good, so he jacked him in the jaw and knocked his ass out.

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

lool
lefty on fire this week!

so my buddy just sends me a text message that reads "so ur parents got there rsvp here b4 u and they arent in the wedding. even [name] has it in ur the last member of the bridal party"

now aside from the horrible grammar, fuck you. what an asshole. do you know what the invitation says?? "please reply before may 15th" its it may 15th? no? its not? what a fucking asshole. i know his cunt finance put him up to says this too (i cant stand that bitch, which is gay because i lost a good friend because of her).

my reply "cool, didnt realize the rsvp date was "get it in before my parents". I read it as "before may 15th"...my bad.

i am so pissed off about this shit. why the fuck do you text me with a faggot condesending tone about why my rsvp not being in WHEN ITS NOT DUE FOR ANOTHER FUCKING WEEK?!?!?! L;ASKJDF;LAJSD;LJ. like you do this to every person you invited that didnt respond yet? if youre going to do that dont send me a invite and just ask me. what the fuck. his response is "well its getting close the the sooner we get the number the easier we can get it set"

...no asshole, youll get it set AFTER THE DEADLINE. why do you have a deadline? why? effffffffffff did this piss me off today
/rant

(ill go back and read that later, im sure i sound like a raving lunatic)

 

Originally Posted by ugain2004

Doubt that banging that chick is a brag but oh well. Pics of the project is definitely threadworthy. I'm about to embark on building a deck on my house so I'd be really interested to see how you guys do it. I'm not great at building shit so I'd love to be able to maybe catch a pointer or two.

That Palms pokerroom/sportsbook looks allsum.

no, its a brag. im not giving better pics because enough assholes in OT like to trash people IRL and although i dont care that she would know about it i care that every person she knows (and alot of people i know) would know about it

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Originally Posted by Niceguy

You always rsvp as soon as possible. With a week to go you're lucky the bride didn't kidnap you and torture you(bfactor style) till you filled out the card.

i agree, apparently that shit is just too easy to look over (im not using this as an excuse)

 

Originally Posted by LeftyMark

I hate people like you so much.

why, because i didnt rsvp immed? you have to admit that was pretty shitty of him to hit me with a text like that.

 

Originally Posted by STOPPER19

lol you know your going, so why not just send the rsvp in now? what are you waiting for?

again i guess i just didnt think of it. unless you do it immed when you get it so easy to forget.

you guys are way more right than i am, i think im more pissed off because of his tone and the fact i hate is bitch fiance. (and im stressed out since i graduate next week and have a lot of shit going on)

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i mean they even include postage. You receive inviitation. Place signed inviitation in included envelope. seal. place in mailbox. pretty easy

you know his girl maybe him send that.

Another one for B, even tho i dont think he checks this thread.

 

Originally Posted by STOPPER19

i can't even watch that show anymore. bayless is such a moran.

thisssssssss

 

Originally Posted by rebelfd

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/video?au...clipId=7191939

Do Not Want

 

Originally Posted by STOPPER19

Pure class.

yeah she's straight up skank. Must be a transplant from out of state or something.

 

Originally Posted by Purple Jesus

That's the funniest thing I've read this week. 22 likes ftw!

ran across this ad today - local kid selling a saxophone:

hey guys! so i bought this sax for band so i could practise but im not doing it anymore so its just been sitting here for a while so instead of collecting dust i might as well give it to a nice dedicated person who'd appreciate it more than i :) my parents bought it for a total of about 800-900$ as i recall almost a thousand bucks they said and i remember poopin out bricks they actually payed that much.. so yeah if you dont want ur butthole to bleed or your wallet probably a better idea to just get this.. its a sick sax and it looks amazing and shiny! buy it just for looks i dont care! all the stoppers work and everythings in function so what are u really waiting for? ps. u know why people dont put maany ads of used brass? cuz they like it too much to sell since that bloody experience sorta scarred them for life.. ;p wouldnt be worth it! yeah ur not gunna find too many good used brass so email me right the fc*k now! :)
thanks for reading and have a nice day!