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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 1:43am) in reply to wantagolf

    With sister at hospital watching my poor dad. We decide to leave. I have a 3.00 winning lottery ticket and tell sister I want to stop and get another ticket. BY SOME FUCKING MIRACLE she agrees BUT she says if I win more then 10.00 I have to buy her a sandwich and if I win more then 100.00 she gets 10%. SHE GOT FIFTY BUCKS. Biggest winner in 5 months and first one I agree to share in 5 months. Freaking 3.00 ticket.....500 has to be 10000 to 1 at least.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 1:54am) in reply to whitealroker

    PSY vs Ghostbusters mashup.

     
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 2:04am) in reply to wantagolf

    that was surprisingly well done
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 2:39am) in reply to BulldogCafe

    I just remembered this.

    Last night i was out at the local bar watching the games. We had been drinking all day so i was pretty hammered.

    I then asked the bartender to give me a shot of America. She was clearly confused since i drunkenly made it up. I then said something like, "if you could invent a shot that would taste like america should, then ill buy it."

    No fucking clue what she made, but it was damn tasty.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 2:51am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Red, White and Blue Shooter
    • 1/3 Grenadine
    • 1/3 Bailey’s Irish Cream
    • 1/3 Blue Raspberry Vodka
    In a shot glass, fill it 1/3rd the way up with grenadine. Then using an inverted spoon, slowly pour the Irish cream over the spoon and let it slowly pour over the grenadine. You may get a bit that will fall through, but most of it will float on top of the grenadine. Finally using the same inverted spoon, gently pour the raspberry vodka over the Irish cream. The vodka should float nicely over the top of the Irish Cream. That is it.

     
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 2:53am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    It definitley wasnt that, but that doesnt look nad. All i remember was that it was blue.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:25am) in reply to Jaybone2315

  8. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline J.B. Grindier

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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:30am) in reply to TUGreenWave

    How can people be that dumb? Thats so awesome.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:37am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Deers and ducks, soon to overtake humanity!

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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:40am) in reply to TUGreenWave

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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:40am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Red, White and Blue Shooter

    • 1/3 Grenadine
    • 1/3 Bailey’s Irish Cream
    • 1/3 Blue Raspberry Vodka
    In a shot glass, fill it 1/3rd the way up with grenadine. Then using an inverted spoon, slowly pour the Irish cream over the spoon and let it slowly pour over the grenadine. You may get a bit that will fall through, but most of it will float on top of the grenadine. Finally using the same inverted spoon, gently pour the raspberry vodka over the Irish cream. The vodka should float nicely over the top of the Irish Cream. That is it.

    This looks cool, but it must be the most sickly sweet shot of all time, seems vaguely awful.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:41am) in reply to TUGreenWave

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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:48am) in reply to TUGreenWave

     
    Originally Posted by TUGreenWave View Post

    wow
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 5:58am) in reply to whitealroker

    what did the ghey deer say after he left the bar?
    "man, i can't believe i blew 50 bucks back there."
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 6:07am) in reply to Cooker

    i don't normally laugh out loud at anything, but that deer video was fantastic.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 6:12am) in reply to cminer25

    dad brag.

    my 20 month old and now can say her ABC's....count to 13 in English and can count to 10 in spanish

    and I can point to Robert and she can say RG3.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 6:56am) in reply to Sandman_Good

    Since I just hit 30K, i was playing around in the Forum Stats.

    Turns out the thread views (since they have been keeping track) for all my threads combined, have hit over 1 Million views. Looks like Waco and Dolphin are the two closest to me around 600K.

    Boss.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:03am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Red, White and Blue Shooter

    • 1/3 Grenadine
    • 1/3 Bailey’s Irish Cream
    • 1/3 Blue Raspberry Vodka
    In a shot glass, fill it 1/3rd the way up with grenadine. Then using an inverted spoon, slowly pour the Irish cream over the spoon and let it slowly pour over the grenadine. You may get a bit that will fall through, but most of it will float on top of the grenadine. Finally using the same inverted spoon, gently pour the raspberry vodka over the Irish cream. The vodka should float nicely over the top of the Irish Cream. That is it.

    should this American shot really have Bailey's IRISH Cream in it? or is it an ode to our immigrant rich history?
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 6:02pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    dad brag.

    my 20 month old and now can say her ABC's....count to 13 in English and can count to 10 in spanish

    and I can point to Robert and she can say RG3.

    when my nephew was 2 he thought every bald black guy was shaq. We are on subway.....IS THAT SHAQ???
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 7:18pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    I've also wondered how all the stories about massive fighting at Gettysburg park could be true as I don't see any bullet holes on the memorials.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:11pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Jay's girl Honey Boo Boo endorses Obama.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...ma_654673.html
     
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:12pm) in reply to wantagolf

    Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock, naked in the shower (pixilated, but still)

    http://perezhilton.com/tv/Sandra_Bul...autoplay=false

    EDIT: And I found this on another site. I do not, repeat, do not, ever go to PerezHilton.
    Edited By: SpankyHamm Oct 16th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
     
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:15pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Handler's boobs are shaped a lot better than I imagined.
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:30pm) in reply to Niceguy

    my dad has a chance to go the Tigers game tonight and sit first row behind the Yankees dug out and hes not going. who the fuck knows why, i mean what else do retired guys do?
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    Oct 16th, 2012 (10/16/2012 11:36pm) in reply to thereraise

    Not die is pretty high on the priority list.
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    Oct 17th, 2012 (10/17/2012 12:51am) in reply to Niceguy

    Anyone in the Southern Maine to Boston area feel the earthquake. Got family in So. Maine and they definitely felt it.

    4.6m and fairly shallow at 3 miles deep.

    http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquak...00d75b#summary
     
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