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who the fuck would know if you're a virgin?
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Glo4m
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attempt? defndr has his still intact, he's the real deal!
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lol he'd be the perfect candidate
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A dude who paid 780k probably did the research to be able to tell if her hymen is still intact. Although I'm pretty sure chicks can get hymen reconstructive surgeries nowadays though. They should do that. Get a 10k surgery, sell a fuck for 100k.
Originally Posted by Camz
who the fuck would know if you're a virgin?
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so there was a shooting right across the street from where I just was in cottage grove MN, in a jimmy johns, sounds like some dude killed a lady then himself, details still emerging....
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Lol I was just shopping for a halloween costume. Crazy -
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Watching it on the news now, lady is the only confirmed dead and the guy was transported to regions
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Originally Posted by kellykip
NYC Cop arrested in cannibalism plot.
Man, this is some truly twisted shit:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...oYJSboAC0mtmiI
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hey my guess is that is some guy is shelling out 3/4 a million dollars to sleep with this virgin most likely the actual act isnt going to take very long...3 mins tops
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we call it garbage grove around here (only to fuck with buddy who lives there)Originally Posted by Hateflops
so there was a shooting right across the street from where I just was in cottage grove MN, in a jimmy johns, sounds like some dude killed a lady then himself, details still emerging....
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i was talking about an OTer(guy) doing this b/c ppl were saying "aw man wish i was 10 years younger"Originally Posted by setherson2
A dude who paid 780k probably did the research to be able to tell if her hymen is still intact. Although I'm pretty sure chicks can get hymen reconstructive surgeries nowadays though. They should do that. Get a 10k surgery, sell a fuck for 100k.
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I accidentally poured water on my laptop 2days ago. I couldnt trn my compter on for 2days. Was ready to buy a new laptop. Finally just now it starts working again except for one button that doesnt work: the spacebar! Had to c+p a space from another post just to write this lol.
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Conan looks like one of the twins from the matrix reloaded
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Really a brilliant business deal. Have sex with some guy that will probably last less than five minutes and get paid. Can see a website coming soon that auctions off peoples virginity.
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One case of 2012 sp authentic golf for my anal virginity!Originally Posted by ohiogary
Really a brilliant business deal. Have sex with some guy that will probably last less than five minutes and get paid. Can see a website coming soon that auctions off peoples virginity.
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Woot! Good to hearOriginally Posted by stackinsideways
well just got back from the cancer center. mom deff does not have lung cancer. dodged a huge bullet there. doc still dont know exactly what it is but are going to treat it as an infection.
been real stressed out the last few weeks. bout to drink some beers and maybe smile once or twice
wp...racist ban! LolOriginally Posted by mattg1983
780K and her Hymen will still be intact. Lucky girl.
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sacaniga
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would be hilarious if that chick got raped
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tommpat2000
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only if they left an IOU 780k next to her violated bodyOriginally Posted by sacaniga
would be hilarious if that chick got raped
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yeah I doubt itOriginally Posted by whitealroker
One case of 2012 sp authentic golf for my anal virginity!
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not trying to play the devil's advocate here, but why is a border checkpoint unconstitutional?
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I'm assuming you watched the video. It's not illegal, but you can't assume someone is breaking the law without legit reasons. Which is why he claimed his right to the fifth amendment which states..
Edited By: ohiogary Oct 26th, 2012 at 02:04 PM
It's getting worse as well. Especially with the TSA legally being able to fondle people as you could be a terrorist.The Fifth Amendment protects witnesses from being forced to incriminate themselves. To "plead the Fifth" is to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence of an illegal act punishable by fines, penalties or forfeiture
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