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  1. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2012 (10/4/2012 10:35pm) in reply to Nickc011

    That is a great story, kudos.
  2. norv norv is offline Norm MacDonald of photoshop

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    Oct 4th, 2012 (10/4/2012 11:56pm) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    eh idk, i took one of my dad's when i was like 18-19 and went to a boys only party and had a rager most of the time


    FYP
     
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 12:00am) in reply to norv

    puppy cam


    http://www.buzzfeed.com/thepetcollec...t-puppies-5x4b



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  4. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 12:03am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Moral of the story... get tits.

    this, was driving down to KS with chick going like 110 just after blazing and got like an 85 in 70 for $90

    she even just started pulling seed shells from mouth and throwing out driver window with cop sitting there, i was thinking jesus christ and he didnt even say a word
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 12:08am) in reply to tommpat2000

    http://naturalplane.blogspot.com/201...nd+Monsters%29
  6. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 1:43am) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    this, was driving down to KS with chick going like 110 just after blazing and got like an 85 in 70 for $90

    she even just started pulling seed shells from mouth and throwing out driver window with cop sitting there, i was thinking jesus christ and he didnt even say a word

    omg - just got of the phone with this chick, she is out working in CA right now with a rental.

    Her: you are going to think I am an idiot but I rented a VW and can not figure out where the gas cap release is, been sitting here for 45 mins and already opened trunk/hood etc. and dont know what to do.

    Me: uh, my car you just push the cover like a magnetic cabinet and it opens

    Her: wow I really am an idiot,

    then i hear this beeping

    Her: then screen is messed i cant figure it out

    Me: did you enter zip code?

    Her: oh yea thats prob it (proceeds to fail like three times and realizes she doesnt know it)

    Me: try another pump, one where screen works

    Her: ok yea i got it all figured out - oh shit this is a diesel pump

    sigh
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:14am) in reply to tommpat2000

    Phil Hellmuth just scooped the WSOPE Main. He's garbage tho right haters

    http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/14180-phil-hellmuth-wins-13th-bracelet-in-world-series-of-poker-europe-main-event
  8. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:21am) in reply to thereraise

    He has no skill just lucky...
  9. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:54am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    just saw this on yahoo. the OG cast of vacation:


    Ellen is 60 y/o. gilf?
     
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 6:38am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    wtf is going on in California with these gas shortages?
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 7:23am) in reply to thereraise

     
    Originally Posted by thereraise View Post

    Phil Hellmuth just scooped the WSOPE Main. He's garbage tho right haters

    http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/14180-phil-hellmuth-wins-13th-bracelet-in-world-series-of-poker-europe-main-event

    Kind of funny that he won #13. All his merchandise with #12 printed from his win 4 months ago is worthless now. Guess they'll be donated to Africa
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 7:24am) in reply to DONKWOOD

    I'll be purchasing a Grand Am ASAP

  13. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 7:36am) in reply to zspokerpink

    7 year old girl- "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
    Expected "because 7 ate 9!"
    Instead, I got "Because 7 was black!"
    lol

    kids! hah
    Edited By: FouTight Oct 5th, 2012 at 07:36 AM
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 7:50am) in reply to FouTight

    How cute
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 1:31pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    if anyone needs a marketing job I may not have mine much longer. Not only did my boss walk in the office this morning while i was the creep browsing through the McKayla Maroney thread, but we are getting flu shots at work today and my boss was standing beside me when the flu shot lady said "Hey! We have the same birthday!" and I instinctively said "Oh cool! Your birthday is four twenty?" Surprised she didn't ask the nurses if they had any drug tests handy.
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:12pm) in reply to KingPariah

    We had the flu shots free at work yesterday, walked up to the Dr and asked if they work he said nope!

    So I left without getting a government funded flu shot...
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:14pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    We had the flu shots free at work yesterday, walked up to the Dr and asked if they work he said nope!

    So I left without getting a government funded flu shot...

    Interesting. I tend to get the flu once a year and last year was my first year getting a flu shot and I did not get the flu. Could be coincidence.
  18. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:23pm) in reply to KingPariah

    Flu shots are for pussies. My immune system is strong like bull; have many children, go back to work in fields same day.
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:30pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

    Interesting. I tend to get the flu once a year and last year was my first year getting a flu shot and I did not get the flu. Could be coincidence.


    Psychosomatic addict insane....

    Flu shots are for babies with weak immune systems, and really old people.

    lol @ adults with normally functioning immune systems getting a flu shot.
  20. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:33pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    I survived Stage IV cancer of the immune system; fuck those shots, honestly.
  21. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:41pm) in reply to Mr323

    I just found out my mom might have lung cancer this morning. She had to get an MRI for a kidney stone and they found something in her lung.

    going to see a specialist today. life is fucking cruel
     
  22. saxman saxman is online now

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 2:59pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    not a fan of flu shots - considering that the flu strain changes from year to year, how effective can it possibly be taking a shot that protects you against last year's version of the flu? i suspect it's just another scam by big pharma (because they really need the money lol)
  23. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:48pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    I just found out my mom might have lung cancer this morning. She had to get an MRI for a kidney stone and they found something in her lung.

    going to see a specialist today. life is fucking cruel

    Stay strong man, i'm sure it will turn out better than they think.

    Good luck
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:53pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    hope everything works out for you Stackin - sucks having to deal with that
  25. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 3:58pm) in reply to saxman

    thanks guys. wasnt expecting this at all. pretty much in shock right now. hopefully the specialist has something better to say than the scary thoughts running through my mind right now.
     
  26. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 4:00pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    I just found out my mom might have lung cancer this morning. She had to get an MRI for a kidney stone and they found something in her lung.

    going to see a specialist today. life is fucking cruel

    hoping for the best man. i dodged a bullet recently, hopefully she will too. sending my rungood her way.
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 4:07pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Scumbag move or not?

    I have mentioned before that I am going to LSU/BAMA @LSU in NOV. I got the tickets from my grandmom who is good friends with Saban's mother (played golf for many years together in myrtle beach). Anyway, I don't really have a horse in the fight, neither do any of my friends. I don't really care about the game, just think it would be an awesome atmosphere to be it. We got the tix from Saban's secretary who I ahve been in contact with. They are $70/ticket, not sure what section they are in or whatever as she said she would ship a week prior to the game.

    Anyway, just looked online, upper level tickets are going for like $450ish all the way up to $1000ish. I got 6 of them. Lets say I sell them for $600/ticket that's 3600 - 420= 3180 profit.

    Is this a dick move WRT my granmoms relationship to her friend? (btw any LSU fanatics I am 85% sure even if we decide to go in, I have two extras so PM around gametime if you would possibly like to go).
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 4:07pm) in reply to thereraise

     
    Originally Posted by thereraise View Post

    Phil Hellmuth just scooped the WSOPE Main. He's garbage tho right haters

    http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/14180-phil-hellmuth-wins-13th-bracelet-in-world-series-of-poker-europe-main-event

    badass. all the 2+2 nerds were jerking each other off when annette_15 won a few years ago. funny to see what they say now.

     
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    Scumbag move or not?

    scumbag^^
    Edited By: Hank H1LL Oct 5th, 2012 at 04:10 PM
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 4:09pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    I just found out my mom might have lung cancer this morning. She had to get an MRI for a kidney stone and they found something in her lung.

    going to see a specialist today. life is fucking cruel

    :( Sorry to hear. Best wishes that everything is ok and it's something benign/easily treatable.
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    Oct 5th, 2012 (10/5/2012 4:18pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

     
    Originally Posted by Hank H1LL View Post

    scumbag^^

    yeah I figured. Just wanted to check the moral compass of others. I told my buddy about it and he was saying he's like 60/40 to still want to go in. I told him I was like 85/15 to go in. But if these are somehow LL tickets those are going for $4k+ in some sections which would make this I muccccch tougher decision.
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