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(NSFC) What percentage of chicks do you think have masturbated to Jesus?

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  1. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:23am)

    What percentage of earth's current female population do you think has done this at least once so far in their lifetime?

    I mean, to be honest he looks kinda hot for a guy right? And they have some basically n00dz of him by artists that can make paintings so good that it looks like a photo. So I'm sure there have to be some chicks who were all alone in their bedroom and they were like "Dude.... Jesus is kinda hot.... beow chika weeeowweowwwwwwww etc"

    Also, would this be considered a sin?
  2. marinersheep marinersheep is offline This is stupid.

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:25am) in reply to bfactor

    LOLLLL

    edit: first!
     
  3. nyy486 nyy486 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:25am) in reply to marinersheep

    WHAT hahahahahaha
     
  4. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:25am) in reply to bfactor

    legend lol
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  5. LokiToki LokiToki is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:26am) in reply to bfactor

    hmm instead of going door to door promoting religion, go door to door asking this question...i'd be interested to hear the results lol. im sure some crazy religious chicks out there have done it. probably gay guys too (obv going to hell anyway).
  6. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:27am) in reply to marinersheep

     
    Originally Posted by marinersheep View Post

    LOLLLL

    agreeeee

    hahahahaha

    *edit* im completely confused. I hate no clue that is what u were talking about. Ill get over it.
  7. marc1313 marc1313 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:27am) in reply to bfactor

    I don't know whether to be dying of laughter or very deeply disturbed.
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:28am) in reply to marc1313

    i fuckin love bfactor.
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:28am) in reply to marc1313

  10. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:29am) in reply to wareagle83

    66.6666666666%
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:29am) in reply to wareagle83



    He does have a pretty good body...
  12. nyy486 nyy486 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:29am) in reply to LokiToki

     
    Originally Posted by LokiToki View Post

    hmm instead of going door to door promoting religion, go door to door asking this question...i'd be interested to hear the results lol. im sure some crazy religious chicks out there have done it. probably gay guys too (obv going to hell anyway).

    Nuns, priests, and catholic elementary school teachers ftw
     
  13. Moosebabies Moosebabies is offline it's all about timing

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:29am) in reply to bfactor

    I think when chicks are fingering they are working in some box munching into the fantasy. I think the ancient beard has to hurt him there.
  14. MangosPapa MangosPapa is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:32am) in reply to Moosebabies

    Only read title..but LOLZ.
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:35am) in reply to bfactor

    loooool

    i know u don't believe in hell, but if u did u'd be a little nervous right now...

    i'll play along, no haven't ever masturbated to jesus... and yes, it would be a sin unless of course you asked for forgiveness, then you'd be square
     
  16. ace1won ace1won is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:35am) in reply to BlufferChic

    69.69%
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:36am) in reply to bfactor

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:39am) in reply to the_schmenx

    NO DOUBT, OH NO DOUBT
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:39am) in reply to the_schmenx

    bfactor u never cease to amaze me with how completely fuckin random u truly are <3
     
  20. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:43am) in reply to bfactor

    A++++ would lol again
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:44am) in reply to bfactor

    one of the best parts of OT is scanning the thread titles and always knowing which ones are bfactors
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:46am) in reply to Admiral

    Wow bfactor just wow. You are the king of random thoughts.
  23. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:48am) in reply to CeJeH

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:50am) in reply to bfactor

    since jesus was conceived immaculately, then he is sterile. I mean, if there was no sperm to create him, then how can he reproduce?

    if chicks realized that jesus was sterile, then they prolly wouldn't get off to him.
     
  25. sirswish6 sirswish6 is offline i mean super business

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 3:52am) in reply to bfactor

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  26. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 4:02am) in reply to bfactor

    <5%.

    If you have to accept Jesus to be saved and Jesus came to you and said you had to be his catcher, would you have to? Christian men - would you let Jesus bumm secks you?


    Personally, I prefer his mom

  27. wareagle83 wareagle83 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 4:05am) in reply to cdmalgee

  28. wareagle83 wareagle83 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 4:07am) in reply to wareagle83

    I like my jesus to party, as well as have hot chicks twiddle their eraser's over him.
  29. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 4:16am) in reply to wareagle83

    From the song in my profile:

    A cross upon her bedroom wall.
    From grace she will fall.
    An image burning in her mind.
    And between her thighs.

    A dying God-man full of pain.
    When will you cum again?
    Before him beg to serve or please.
    On your back or knees.

    There's no forgiveness for her sins.
    Prefers punishment?
    Would you suffer eternally
    Or internally?

    For her lust
    She'll burn in hell.
    Her soul done medium well.

    All through mass manual stimulation
    Salvationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


    She needs
    Corpus Christi
    She needs
    Corpus Christi
    She needs.
    Body of Christ.

    She'd like to know God.
    love God.
    Feel her God.
    Inside of her - deep inside of her.
    She'd like to know God.
    love God.
    Feel, feel, feel
    Her God,
    Inside of her
    Deep inside of her.
    Inside of her
    Deep inside of her.

    Jesus Christ looks like me
     
  30. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Apr 10th, 2009 (4/10/2009 6:06am) in reply to bfactor

    There are some thread titles that you read and you don't even have to look to the right to see who started it.

    Also, plenty. I mean, look at the guns.

    <img src=http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/Autolobotomist/jesus-and-child2.gif>
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