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  1. To all you off topic dwellers,

    I think you are all swell. Due to this, I was thinking about hosting a private tournament on stars next sunday. Heads up, private tournament for $10 for bragging rights. The winner shal be hailed as the owner of us all, and the loser will always be sepslugseven.

    I was thinking about 8:00pm est? Let me know if this is good for everyone. I believe sepslug might be taking my grandma to her hotel room still, so let me know if this time is not good.

    I will also give 6:1 to anyone that can prove socman's heterosexuality, and I will lay 9:1 to MikeyRy if he can return a clean STD test.

    I will give out the PW only to pocketfives off topic dwellers. If your name is NSXT, GFY and your fancy 200 billion dollar car, you will not be in our fancy 10 dollar private off topic tournament.

    Sincerely,
    Wein
     
  2. i think it shouldn't involve poker.....lets do something the true off-topic way, perhaps through picking sports games or bonging beers.....i dunno lol nm
  3. i am in and i want socman Round 1
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  4. I see what this is. YOU ALL KNOW JMALTZ RULES OFF TOPIC, so of course you make it poker. DISCRIMINATION. lol
  5. Why heads up? Why not a 10 man tourney or a multi table pending on how many are in so we can all talk shit at the same time. I think it would be more amusing.
  6. I own off topic, NO ONE GETS DELETED LIKE ME!111111111111awwwwww

    f yo couch wein
  7. Im IN....I'm with out a doubt the best off topic HU player
  8. we could do an MTT off topic.

    Whatever you guys prefer.

    I just think it'd be fun to own your favorite flamer heads up...

    Wait, that didn't sound right.
     
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  9. Lol
  10. COUNT ME IN
  11. HU Tourney
  12. agreed heads up
  13. im in...........and yes, the loser will be sepslugseven lololololol
     
  14. f your tourny. 10 dollars is like my entire bankroll

    bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
  15. Shes not lying I won the rest heads up
  16. MTT...Imagine the shit-talking that would transpire if 9 of you wackos are at a table at once!
  17. lies i will play you again, cuz im sober. and i will make observador own you again, bwhahahaha
  18. im in!
  19. whenever ur ready sweetcheeks
  20. ^^^^^^ DEADMONEY
  21. I'm in for the HU tourney!!
  22. NOW its a tourney
  23. Nicky you know you cant let me play in it because Id walk all over you!!

    Bwahahahahahaha

    doomed
  24. I welcome ur dead money sir lol
  25. Im in ...... and I want socman or BGX ..........

    F the haters .... this trny's for Wellington :)
  26. i suppose ill embarass you all ....
  27. I'm in. I'm not as proficient as most in talking truly off-topic, but I've made my politics and religious debate contributions as well as dabbling in sports betting.
  28. in like shit
     
  29. in like poop
  30. only play if you give me bgx in round 1

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