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  1. srry rong room lookin 4 taxes;)))
  2. LMFAO
  3. i'm in.

    skins own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. 1. To prove SucksMen's heterosexuality, you'd have to find a female poster here willing to get horizontal with him/it. Good luck on that one.

    2. As for MikeyRy.. umm.. just how the Hell would he get an STD?

    3. As for the tournament, my dead money is in.

    (Batdorf/MikeyRy.. tongue in cheek, boys.. don't get ze panties in an uproar.) ;)
  5. Speaking of MikeyRy...

    I will lay 50/1 if anyone can prove they are shorter than him.

    I gurantee you, it is impossible.
     
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  6. I'm ready to donate
  7. Off topic is the best section of this site. I still hate you all.
  8. HAHAHA Wein you motherfucker, im 5''8. ANd easily the best looking member of the off topic board. I mean seriously, have you guys SEEN yourselves? lol.

    As far as passing an STD test goes, no, i couldnt. There's nothing to prove or dispute, ive tried before and failed. I think ive got something like 6 STD's.

    Speaking of which, im going to jerk off and touch your bagel WEin, you motherfucking jesus killer.
  9. "by far the best looking"

    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA x billion.
     
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  10. i stand by it, ask your......no Wein, i wont say it. THatd be mean. But just as a hint, it rhymes with "sister".
  11. blister?

    I knew you had STDs...
     
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  12. Good one.
    Sarcasm meter: 7.9
    BTW, Diaz vs Sanchez UFC is being replayed right now.
    Thats hwat im going to do to you Wein.
    Make you a burrito.
  13. LMAO
  14. LMFAO
  15. Im in and dont care who i get first round bc i can win any shittalkin battle that comes my way so bring it bitches......
  16. If it were a true off-topic tourney it would be held later at night, say 11 eastern.(<---hint, hint)

    clizzark
  17. this shit is classic, havent talked much off topic but think i might just start. when the tourny?

    amr999

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