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  1. gus h gus h is offline

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 10:01pm) in reply to MikeyRy

    srry rong room lookin 4 taxes;)))
  2. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 10:05pm) in reply to gus h

    LMFAO
  3. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 10:57pm) in reply to Wein

    i'm in.

    skins own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Onyx_Hokie Onyx_Hokie is offline

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 11:14pm) in reply to Wein

    1. To prove SucksMen's heterosexuality, you'd have to find a female poster here willing to get horizontal with him/it. Good luck on that one.

    2. As for MikeyRy.. umm.. just how the Hell would he get an STD?

    3. As for the tournament, my dead money is in.

    (Batdorf/MikeyRy.. tongue in cheek, boys.. don't get ze panties in an uproar.) ;)
  5. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 11:29pm) in reply to Onyx_Hokie

    Speaking of MikeyRy...

    I will lay 50/1 if anyone can prove they are shorter than him.

    I gurantee you, it is impossible.
     
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  6. shighley3205 shighley3205 is offline

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    Nov 6th, 2005 (11/6/2005 11:40pm) in reply to Wein

    I'm ready to donate
  7. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 12:26am) in reply to shighley3205

    Off topic is the best section of this site. I still hate you all.
  8. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 12:31am) in reply to LatestLines2

    HAHAHA Wein you motherfucker, im 5''8. ANd easily the best looking member of the off topic board. I mean seriously, have you guys SEEN yourselves? lol.

    As far as passing an STD test goes, no, i couldnt. There's nothing to prove or dispute, ive tried before and failed. I think ive got something like 6 STD's.

    Speaking of which, im going to jerk off and touch your bagel WEin, you motherfucking jesus killer.
  9. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 12:34am) in reply to MikeyRy

    "by far the best looking"

    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA x billion.
     
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  10. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 1:16am) in reply to Wein

    i stand by it, ask your......no Wein, i wont say it. THatd be mean. But just as a hint, it rhymes with "sister".
  11. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 1:21am) in reply to MikeyRy

    blister?

    I knew you had STDs...
     
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  12. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 1:23am) in reply to Wein

    Good one.
    Sarcasm meter: 7.9
    BTW, Diaz vs Sanchez UFC is being replayed right now.
    Thats hwat im going to do to you Wein.
    Make you a burrito.
  13. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 1:23am) in reply to Wein

    LMAO
  14. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 2:46am) in reply to gambowler

    LMFAO
  15. socman1257 socman1257 is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 11:15am) in reply to Onyx_Hokie

    Im in and dont care who i get first round bc i can win any shittalkin battle that comes my way so bring it bitches......
  16. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 11:23am) in reply to socman1257

    If it were a true off-topic tourney it would be held later at night, say 11 eastern.(<---hint, hint)

    clizzark
  17. amr999 amr999 is offline

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    Nov 7th, 2005 (11/7/2005 4:18pm) in reply to clizzark

    this shit is classic, havent talked much off topic but think i might just start. when the tourny?

    amr999
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