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This is the official male sensitivity test.

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  1. jpindacasa jpindacasa is offline

    Denver, CO
    United States

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 10:17am)

    1. In the company of females, intercourse should be
    referred to as:
    A. Lovemaking.
    B. Screwing.
    C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

    2. You should make love to a woman for the first
    time only after you've both shared:
    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    B. Your blood-test results.
    C. Five tequila slammers.

    3. You time your orgasm so that:
    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously
    C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.

    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: <SCRIPT><!-- D(["mb","\u003cbr\>A. Healthy, creative love-play.\u003cbr\>B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.\u003cbr\>C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've\u003cbr\>just had sex with is:\u003cbr\>A. The best part of the experience.\u003cbr\>B. The second best part of the experience.\u003cbr\>C $100 extra.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five\u003cbr\>pounds in the last month.\u003cbr\>You tell her that it is:\u003cbr\>A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.\u003cbr\>B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.\u003cbr\>C. A conservative estimate\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:\u003cbr\>A. A myth.\u003cbr\>B. An oxymoron.\u003cbr\>C. A moron.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>8. Foreplay is to sex as:\u003cbr\>A. An appetizer is to entree.\u003cbr\>B. Primer is to paint.\u003cbr\>C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>9. Which of the following are you most likely to\u003cbr\>find yourself saying at the end of a\n relationship?\u003cbr\>A. "I hope we can still be friends."\u003cbr\>B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."\u003cbr\>C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:\u003cbr\>A. Probably needs a little more time before she can\u003cbr\>cope with that sort of intimacy.\u003cbr\>B. Is uptight and a waste of time.\u003cbr\>C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Evalu ating Results:\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>If you answered "A" more than 7 times,\u003cbr\>check your pants to make sure really ARE a man.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>If you answered "B" more than 7 times,\u003cbr\>check into therapy. You're a little confused.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>If you answered "C" more than 7 times,\u003cbr\>"YOU DA MAN"\u003cbr\>\u003c/div\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/font\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\> \u003cdiv\>\u003cfont style\u003d\"font-family:ARIAL,SAN-SERIF;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;font-weight:normal;font-size:10pt;line-height:normal;font-size-adjust:none;font-stretch:normal;color:black\"\> \u003chr\> See what's new at \u003ca title\u003d\"http://www.aol.com?NCID\u003dAOLCMP0...0001170\" href\u003d\"http://www.aol.com/?NCID\u003dAOLCMP...0001170\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>& quot;,1] ); // --></SCRIPT>
    A. Healthy, creative love-play.
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've
    just had sex with is:
    A. The best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C $100 extra.

    6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five
    pounds in the last month.
    You tell her that it is:
    A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
    C. A conservative estimate

    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    A. A myth.
    B. An oxymoron.
    C. A moron.

    8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    A. An appetizer is to entree.
    B. Primer is to paint.
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

    9. Which of the following are you most likely to
    find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    A. "I hope we can still be friends."
    B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
    C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."

    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    A. Probably needs a little more time before she can
    cope with that sort of intimacy.
    B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
    C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

    Evaluating Results:

    If you answered "A" more than 7 times,
    check your pants to make sure really ARE a man.

    If you answered "B" more than 7 times,
    check into therapy. You're a little confused.

    If you answered "C" more than 7 times,
    "YOU DA MAN"
  2. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 10:19am) in reply to jpindacasa

    I didn't answer neither A, B, or C 7 times.....what does this make me!?
  3. TheMayor TheMayor is offline

    Boston, MA
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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 10:23am) in reply to jpindacasa

    1. None of the above
    2. None of the above
    3. None of the above
    4. N/A
    5. None of the above
    6. A
    7. None of the above
    8. A
    9. None of the above
    10. None of the above

    WTF this test fucking sucked
  4. areaman areaman is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 10:28am) in reply to Phi

    gay
  5. dUnnR dUnnR is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 11:27am) in reply to jpindacasa

    Hahaha

    10. C
     
  6. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 12:44pm) in reply to dUnnR

    I lol'ed at least 10 times
  7. areaman areaman is offline

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    Oct 30th, 2007 (10/30/2007 12:49pm) in reply to towman1

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(2): This is the official male sensitivity test.
    by towman1 on 10/30/2007 11:44 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>I lol'ed at least 10 times </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    *WAVES GOODBYE*

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