[Johnny Slippy Pudding Slut]

I thought he was Kramer's friend.

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

 

Originally Posted by Johnny Slippy

I thought he was Kramer's friend.

obv that's not the next line Edited By: sketchy1 Aug 9th, 2012 at 07:41 AM

[dolphin13 OT Vice MVP]

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

if i ever have to get a desk job, it's going to be in that desk

I think they had a desk fetish on that show.

George sleeping under the desk
George having sex on a desk
George photoshopping himself out of the pic on his bosses desk
When they all hid under the desk
The SNL chick who knocked all the stuff off Elaine's desk
Jerry not having a proper desk to do his skits

There were other bits that are eluding me right now Edited By: dolphin13 Aug 9th, 2012 at 08:02 AM

[latifahs]

 

Originally Posted by dolphin13

I think they had a desk fetish on that show.

George sleeping under the desk
George having sex on a desk
George photoshopping himself out of the pic on his bosses desk
When they all hid under the desk
The SNL chick who knocked all the stuff off Elaine's desk
Jerry not having a proper desk to do his skits

There were other bits that are eluding me right now

"I don't have any skits"
"Of course not, you don't have a proper work station"

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

 

Originally Posted by dolphin13

I think they had a desk fetish on that show.

George sleeping under the desk
George having sex on a desk
George photoshopping himself out of the pic on his bosses desk
When they all hid under the desk
The SNL chick who knocked all the stuff off Elaine's desk
Jerry not having a proper desk to do his skits

There were other bits that are eluding me right now

"was that wrong? was i not supposed to do that?"

[latifahs]

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

"was that wrong? was i not supposed to do that?"

I remember on his WSOP ep a few years back him saying this was his favorite line in the history of the show.

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

 

Originally Posted by latifahs

I remember on his WSOP ep a few years back him saying this was his favorite line in the history of the show.

i heard the guy he was talking to about that line has a huge penis

[latifahs]

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

i heard the guy he was talking to about that line has a huge penis

Really? I heard it's like a frightened turtle.

[EyeKnows]

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

i heard the guy he was talking to about that line has a huge penis

self-reported data is often unreliable and inaccurate..

[LizardBoy]

 

Originally Posted by latifahs

Really? I heard it's like a frightened turtle.

I think that you think a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact, it's all that it should be...and more!!

[Hughes4]

 

Originally Posted by latifahs

I remember on his WSOP ep a few years back him saying this was his favorite line in the history of the show.

it's definitely mine

[TheWacoKidd haters gonna hate]

Kramer: "What do I mean?.. Well perhaps he thinks that you're working him for the
discount. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings.... And then when
you get it, you know, you drop him like a hot potato.

Elaine: "Aawwh Please....."

Kramer: "Now see the two of you need to work on trust... and then and only then will there be a free
exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship....and now if you
would (taps twice on the door) excuse us. We need to get to bed."

prolly my favorite Kramer quote. saw this episode the other dead, soo good. from The Wig Master Edited By: TheWacoKidd Aug 10th, 2012 at 06:19 AM

[pkrnut1]

this 1 is my fav.....

Costanza with Seinfeld in LA on a payphone with police , to be characher winesses for Kramer.
police: "Where are you , what street are you on we will pick you up"
Costanza:" I don't know"
police; " Ask someone"
Costanza' "Excuse me , what street are we on?"
stranger; "I don't know"
Costanza: " How can you not know what street your on ?"
stranger; "We'll you don't"

[ZachL]

Best show ever hands down, Curb is amazing as well.... just the way they can string together an episode then at the end the entire episode all falls into place is a beautiful masterpiece of comedy..

The office on the other hand.. I can't stand that mockumentary style they have going and I could never get into the characters or all the stupid little faces they do on the camera.. multiple fights ensued with ex-gf of mine over this show cause it was her #1 favorite.. and I would shut off the tv if I saw it on loool...

Hearing about how frasier won over seinfeld makes me wanna rewatch some of that show.. i remember there being some good episodes.. also was too young to really remember much about cheers except for a couple episodes.. wouldn't mind watching some of that tooo...

A++ thread.. never enough seinfeld..

[SaulGood SPAGETT]

pretty sure i identified the california 2 parter as the point where the show came to a screeching halt as an epic comedy. very few good moments in there. and then you go thru the credits....no larry david! the show needed him and season 8 was the worst, as well as most of season 9, because there was no LD. He was the GOAT

[latifahs]

IMO the single greatest few min in Seinfeld history:

[SIZE=-2][Monks]

DUNCAN: But there's no way you could have beaten me by that much. I already beaten you in Junior High School three times.

JERRY: I didn't hit puberty til the 9th grade. That's what gave me my speed. Besides, if I got a head start why didn't Mr. Bevilacqua stop the race?

(George enters)

DUNCAN: That's what I've always wondered about.

JERRY: Well, I . . . [sees George]

GEORGE: Oh, my God, No, oh my God, . . . Jerry!

JERRY: I'm sorry, uh,

GEORGE: George, George Costanza!

JERRY: Oh, George Costanza , Kennedy High.

GEORGE: Yes yes yes This is unbelievable.

DUNCAN: Hi, George

GEORGE: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, don't tell me, don't tell me. It starts with a . . . Duncan Meyers. Oh, wow, this is something. I haven't seen you guys in what, twenty years?

JERRY: This is Lois.

LOIS: Hello.

GEORGE: So what have you been doing with yourself?

JERRY: I'm I'm a comedian.

GEORGE: Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.

JERRY: Yeah, yeah

GEORGE: It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.

JERRY: Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah.

JERRY: You really used to have a think full head of hair.

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about twenty-eight right around the time I made my first million. You know what they say. The first million is the hardest one.

JERRY: yeah, yeah.

LOIS: What do you do?

GEORGE: I'm an architect.

LOIS: Have you designed any buildings in New York?

GEORGE: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

LOIS: You did that?

GEORGE: Yep. And it didn't take very long either.

JERRY: Well you've really built yourself up into something.

GEORGE: Well, well, I had a dream, Jerry.

JERRY: Well, one cannot help[ but wonder what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this.

GEORGE: Well, I like to stay in touch with the people.

JERRY: Ah, you know you have a hole in your sneaker there. What is that canvas?

GEORGE: You know my driver's waiting, I really should get running. Good to see you guys again.

JERRY: George, George, hang on. I haven't seen you in so long.

GEORGE: Ha, uh,

JERRY: I thought we might reminisce a little more. You know Duncan and I were just taking about the big race.

GEORGE: Oh, the big race.

JERRY: Yeah.

GEORGE: Yes, yes,.

LOIS: You were there?

GEORGE: Yes, sure, surely was. Yeah, I'll remember that day. Well I'll never forget it because that was the day that I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford, the uh, voluptuous home room teacher.

DUNCAN: Miss Stafford?

GEORGE: Yes, yes, you know I was in detention and she came up behind me while I was erasing the blackboard . . .

JERRY: George!

GEORGE: But I digress. Let me see, now. You were standing at one end of the line and I was right next to you. And I remember we were even for like, the first five yards and then , BOOM,...You were gone.

JERRY: Did I get a head start?

GEORGE: Head start, oh no absolutely not.[/SIZE]

[EyeKnows]

JERRY: Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?

great scene.

this line kills me every time, a great in a sea of greats.

Kramer: Well it's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

[Hughes4]

Kramer: My new young chick look exactly like Rihanna; Ass like Nicki, but she yellow like Madonna

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Originally Posted by Hughes4

Kramer: My new young chick look exactly like Rihanna; Ass like Nicki, but she yellow like Madonna

FUCKOFF

[Hughes4]

Oops that was Meek Mill. Sorry

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

 

Originally Posted by Hughes4

Oops that was Meek Mill. Sorry

no problem!

[Nothingmaker]

This thread's premise is the nuts and Seinfeld is the GOAT comedy series.

[Nothingmaker]

Also how the fuck has someone not seen an episode of Seinfeld!!! Jesus Christ.

[krispycream]

Do you even know what a write off is?

No. But they do Jerry. And they're the ones.. that write it off.

[LizardBoy]

I have watched every episode dozens of times and still love to watch Jerry try not to laugh.

[pkrnut1]

your an anit-dentite

[SaulGood SPAGETT]

those tysons chicken people arent gonna get my georgy boy that easily

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

You know... I was alone...

[sketchy1 Dangerzone]

... You know. I was alone...

[SaulGood SPAGETT]

marble rye