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  1. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:44pm)

    my dog rolled in something that smells a lot like death. ive bathed him with regular shampoo. ive bathed him in tomato juice (and a little pasta sauce). ive bathed him in peroxide, baking soda and dish soap. the smell still lingers. heavily.

    so now my dog, my bathroom and my legs are tinted orange. Cosi is traumatized from the amount of baths he's endured and im on the verge of ralphing every single time he's within 5 feet of me.

    help.
  2. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:45pm) in reply to that1chic

    pics needed for sufficient advice
    Edited By: Moonlight Graham Sep 13th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:45pm) in reply to that1chic

    pics or...wait what?
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:45pm) in reply to Mr323

    what kind of dog?
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:45pm) in reply to that1chic



  6. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:46pm) in reply to that1chic

    haha my dog once rolled around in a dead carp and was grounded to the garage for two weeks

    peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee U
     
  7. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:49pm) in reply to that1chic

    You need to handle him like he's your vagina. Shave him bald and douche him with vinegar mixed with baking soda.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:49pm) in reply to kidrockin

    bite the bullet and take it to a dog groomer
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:50pm) in reply to jesterwords

    Just piss on him. A lot easier to explain that smell.
  10. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:54pm) in reply to coolhandkev

     
    Originally Posted by coolhandkev View Post

    what kind of dog?

    pit.



    this is what he looks like when he smells nice.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:56pm) in reply to that1chic

    Just take him to a dog groomer ffs
  12. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:56pm) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    bite the bullet and take it to a dog groomer

    that'll go over like a whore in church.

    besides, there isnt a place that is open for evening visits. im trying to be frugal and quick people. eew.
    Edited By: that1chic Sep 13th, 2010 at 10:57 PM
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:57pm) in reply to coolhandkev

     
    Originally Posted by coolhandkev View Post

    what kind of dog?

    This is actually important, if your dog has skin folds it might not be something he rolled in.

    -edit- nvm just saw the pic, nice looking pit there

    Could have some kind of skin fungus, or even better, some kind of anal gland discharge
    Edited By: KING Sep 13th, 2010 at 11:02 PM
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:58pm) in reply to KING

     
    Originally Posted by KING View Post

    This is actually important, if your dog has skin folds it might not be something he rolled in.

    Sounds like my saturday night
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:58pm) in reply to KING

    no skin folds.

    i cant believe i just typed skin folds.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 10:59pm) in reply to Thatislife

    Smell could be a result of swollen anal glands. If you've noticed her/him dragging their butt on the ground more than usual this is probably the case. If so a visit to the vet to get them squeezed should solve the problem. You could pry do it yourself too although I'm doubting youd want to.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:01pm) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    You need to handle him like he's your vagina. Shave him bald and douche him with vinegar mixed with baking soda.

    im actually considering buying some feminine powder or something to rub on him. not a bad idea really.

     
    Originally Posted by oconnor8 View Post

    Smell could be a result of swollen anal glands. If you've noticed her/him dragging their butt on the ground more than usual this is probably the case. If so a visit to the vet to get them squeezed should solve the problem. You could pry do it yourself too although I'm doubting youd want to.

    nah, im not dogtarded, i know that stench. im certain it was sometihng he rolled in bc a) i watched him rolling behind the bushes and b) his collar was all icky too.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:01pm) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    You need to handle him like he's your vagina. Shave him bald and douche him with vinegar mixed with baking soda.

    The going rate seems to be 70 dollars. Pm Lefty for craiglist offers, or just go halfsey's with Wretchy's girl. 2 for 1 ftw!
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:01pm) in reply to oconnor8

     
    Originally Posted by oconnor8 View Post

    Smell could be a result of swollen anal glands. If you've noticed her/him dragging their butt on the ground more than usual this is probably the case. If so a visit to the vet to get them squeezed should solve the problem. You could pry do it yourself too although I'm doubting youd want to.

    Thank god for Iowa.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:02pm) in reply to oconnor8

     
    Originally Posted by oconnor8 View Post

    Smell could be a result of swollen anal glands. If you've noticed her/him dragging their butt on the ground more than usual this is probably the case. If so a visit to the vet to get them squeezed should solve the problem. You could pry do it yourself too although I'm doubting youd want to.

    I saw that on Dirty Jobs once. It was like popping a huge zit and having diarrhea squirt out.

    Please try it, that1chic
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:03pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

     
    Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts View Post

    I saw that on Dirty Jobs once. It was like popping a huge zit and having diarrhea squirt out.

    Please try it, that1chic

    Holy imagery batman.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:05pm) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    The going rate seems to be 70 dollars. Pm Lefty for craiglist offers, or just go halfsey's with Wretchy's girl. 2 for 1 ftw!

    I haven't actually laughed out loud for a while at OT (other than that watermelon video). But well played sir.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:06pm) in reply to hostile

    in all honesty, with all the bathing that you have done for the dog, perhaps getting some kind of talc / powder (doggie friendly) would not be a bad idea.

    By now his skin and fur have lost a lot of natural oils which isn't great for their coat.

    I've had neighbors shave their Pitt when it ran into a skunk. The naked Pitt look was sfhawt.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:08pm) in reply to jesterwords

    God damn pit bull probably killed a small infant and rolled around on its dead body.

    I'm just getting the ball rolling, as I know this will turn into a 23-page "Should people own Pit Bulls" thread.
  25. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:09pm) in reply to jesterwords

     
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    in all honesty, with all the bathing that you have done for the dog, perhaps getting some kind of talc / powder (doggie friendly) would not be a bad idea.

    By now his skin and fur have lost a lot of natural oils which isn't great for their coat.

    I've had neighbors shave their Pitt when it ran into a skunk. The naked Pitt look was sfhawt.

    agreed. bathing him just isnt gonna do it.

    i did just buy some new clippers....

     
    Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts View Post

    God damn pit bull probably killed a small infant and rolled around on its dead body.

    I'm just getting the ball rolling, as I know this will turn into a 23-page "Should people own Pit Bulls" thread.

    exactly. that's always my hesitation with disclosing hs breed to ot. but, to be clear. my dog only plays with aborted babies. they were dead already.
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  26. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:14pm) in reply to that1chic

    After seeing the pic I was thinking more along the lines of a dead polar bear.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:16pm) in reply to timthegem

    tomato juice ftw.

    and make him stay outside for a few days
  28. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:20pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    tomato juice ftw.

    i did the tomato juice. now he just smells like someone shit in an italian restaurant.
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:23pm) in reply to that1chic

     
    Originally Posted by that1chic View Post

    i did the tomato juice. now he just smells like someone shit in an italian restaurant.

    meh, i can think of worse smells.

    try fabreezing his ass. not just for couches!
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    Sep 13th, 2010 (9/13/2010 11:34pm) in reply to that1chic

    lol hateflops. WP
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