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Ok, I think I just came home from the most embarrassing experience of my life.

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  1. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:01am)

    (strong stomach to read)

    Went to Xsport (gym) to do my work out today and did free weights for the first time in awhile well nothing new picked them up did some presses but when I put them down I felt a rip and I don't mean a tiny rip but a long rip I took it in my pants. I don't know how to explain this but I didn't feel like I had to go but I guess it could just happen when you put stress on your body (from what someone told me) The worse is that it went down and I just turned red and ran down the stairs in the locker room and straight in to a stall. I came out after cleaning myself up and I swear people where looking at me like I killed someone. I never ever in a million years felt so embarrassed.

    I don't care that I am writing all this but I don't think I am the only one ever to have an accident as an adult.
  2. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:02am) in reply to eliterummy

    I lol'd.

    Does your gf have a penix too cuz that would be allsome!
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:03am) in reply to PoWdA

     
  4. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:03am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    I lol'd.

    Does your gf have a penix too cuz that would be allsome!

    Har Har
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  5. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:04am) in reply to eliterummy

    So you shit your pants or ripped your pants? I'm confused. Definitely sounds like both.
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:04am) in reply to jcpeace

    so a rip means you shit yourself right?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:05am) in reply to budo09

    So where is your new gym?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:05am) in reply to jcpeace

     
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

    So you shit your pants or ripped your pants? I'm confused. Definitely sounds like both.

    he shit his pants and the extreme force from the shit hitting his pants made them rip. causing the riping sound and shit to hit the floor... he then ran off to the bathroom where he hid and cleaned himself while every1 else was waiting outside the stall to see the idiot that shit himself.

    correct me if im wrong op
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:05am) in reply to metfan4590

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:06am) in reply to d1am0ndc

     
  11. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:06am) in reply to jcpeace

     
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

    So you shit your pants or ripped your pants? I'm confused. Definitely sounds like both.


    shit. sorry it felt like a fart not a crap. ripping (fart).

    and I have a year xsport membership and a personal trainer and the closest other xsport is 30 mins
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:07am) in reply to budo09

     
    Originally Posted by budo09 View Post

    so a rip means you shit yourself right?

    I thought he meant he ripped his pants until I read further down. I guess its my age and whatever lingo you kids use nowadays but why didnt the OP just say he shit his pants while working out?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:08am) in reply to mesaplayeraz

    Emerg exit ftw and obv ur never goin back to that gym. U shdve tried to pick up chic with shit in ur pants... Now that would be epic
     
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:09am) in reply to orgnalsooners

    You should tell women at the gym that you donated a section of your colon to kids with cancer and now shit yourself from time to but that you still consider it completely worth it, for the kids.

    Seriously, it's not like this can make you look any worse and might score you some tail.
  15. hoops886 hoops886 is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:09am) in reply to PoWdA

    OP almost makes no sense.
  16. TRMGM TRMGM is offline

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:09am) in reply to hoops886

    Are you sick or have diarrhea? I mean, I'm sure you didn't just launch a scud in your pants right?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:11am) in reply to orgnalsooners

     
    Originally Posted by orgnalsooners View Post

    Emerg exit ftw and obv ur never goin back to that gym. U shdve tried to pick up chic with shit in ur pants... Now that would be epic

    whats epic is I left the shorts and socks their. I didn't have a plastic bag and didn't want them in my normal gym bag.

     
    Originally Posted by TRMGM View Post

    Are you sick or have diarrhea? I mean, I'm sure you didn't just launch a scud in your pants right?


    I felt fine and I guess I was feeling really hot and still am. I don't know what it was it just really sucks and embarrassing.
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:11am) in reply to eliterummy

    GG gym membership
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:12am) in reply to GrenadierB

    Repost but seems appropriate.

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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:12am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    You should tell women at the gym that you donated a section of your colon to kids with cancer and now shit yourself from time to but that you still consider it completely worth it, for the kids.

    Seriously, it's not like this can make you look any worse and might score you some tail.

    this is pretty full of a win.

    but doubt id ever go back to that gym. better start pumping yourself up for that 30 min drive
     
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:13am) in reply to hoops886

     
    Originally Posted by hoops886 View Post

    OP almost makes no sense.

    no punctuation, no structure, NO SENSE..
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:14am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    You should tell women at the gym that you donated a section of your colon to kids with cancer and now shit yourself from time to but that you still consider it completely worth it, for the kids.

    Seriously, it's not like this can make you look any worse and might score you some tail.

    LMAO!Thats great! What the hell, he has nothing to lose right?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:14am) in reply to GrenadierB

    Just don't go for a week. Then probably pick a different time to go altogether.
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:16am) in reply to quietwinner

     
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    this is pretty full of a win.

    but doubt id ever go back to that gym. better start pumping yourself up for that 30 min drive


    I am excited to hear from my trainer tomorrow morning ask me (what the hell happen?)

     
    Originally Posted by OldGrowth View Post

    no punctuation, no structure, NO SENSE..


    took my sleeping medication sorry.
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:16am) in reply to OldGrowth

     
    Originally Posted by OldGrowth View Post

    no punctuation, no structure, NO SENSE..

    It really makes no sense at all. But I happened to try really hard to understand the OP (which I usually don't try to for stupid ass threads), so I did get the gist of it.

    Either way, it sucks.
    Edited By: hoops886 Sep 23rd, 2010 at 05:20 AM
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:17am) in reply to OldGrowth

    Who gives a rip?
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:20am) in reply to ShortyJacksn

    def. deserves a solid undertitle
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:22am) in reply to STOPPER19

    Remember what happened to Gary fogel
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:24am) in reply to tommpat2000

    You shouldve grabbed your turd and started curling it pretending like nothing happened.
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    Sep 23rd, 2010 (9/23/2010 5:26am) in reply to NechitaCC

    I still don't understand the OP's story and i've read it 3 times.
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