[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

i love the chauffeur

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

ok the most random thread ever
by wowswift on 12/2/2006 23:51

wtf is this? i just posted at 00:51 rigged

[showtime90]

[Vegas_Shades]

get on xbox NOW

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

btw the standard fing owns

Hand #37362183-57 at Sun2amC-002 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 03/Dec/06 02:53:50

Lil Mem is at seat 0 with 4430.
MorganOfOrris is at seat 1 with 5880.
wowswift is at seat 2 with 2075.
rnalibaba is at seat 3 with 1630.
pokerbrat666 is at seat 5 with 0 (sitting out).
bucky1848 is at seat 6 with 2070.
Mr Koop is at seat 7 with 2250.
burn01 is at seat 8 with 4470.
jrl0927 is at seat 9 with 1150.
The button is at seat 0.

Morga<span>nOfOrris posts the small blind of 30.</span>
<span> wowswift posts the big blind </span>of 60.

Lil Mem: -- --
<span> MorganOfOrris: -- --</span>
<span> wowswift: 2c 6h</span>
rnalibaba: -- --
bucky1848: -- --
Mr Koop: -- --
burn01: -- --
jrl0927: -- --

Pre-flop:

rnalibaba folds. bucky1848 folds. Mr Koop calls.
burn01 calls. jrl0927 folds. Lil Mem folds.
MorganOfOrris folds. wowswift checks.

Flop (board: 6c 6d Kd):

wowswift checks. Mr Koop bets 60. burn01 folds.
wowswift raises to 120. Mr Koop calls.

Turn (board: 6c 6d Kd Qs):

wowswift bets 250. Mr Koop raises to 500. wowswift
goes all-in for 1895. Mr Koop calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

wowswift shows 2c 6h.
Mr Koop shows Qd Kh.

River (board: 6c 6d Kd Qs Jh):

(no action in this round)

Showdown:

wowswift has 6h 6c 6d Kd Qs: three sixes.
Mr Koop has Qd Kh Kd Qs Jh: two pair, kings and queens.

Hand #37362183-57 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
<span>wowswift wins</span> 4240 with three sixes.

very standard

[showtime90]

[mhoddi]

I like to make boys out of wood

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

that sounds like a PD post

[Da Donkey]

77 vs AA on Bodog does not own

However on UB, the STANDARD WILL ALWAYS OWN!

Rigged Bad Beat
GG UB
F UB
F BODOG
and F AA

[Tim Lock]

Holy shit, wowswift plays poker.

[Mr. Blonde Supreme Moderator]

i love lamp

[Da Donkey]

She sucks at railing too

[Tim Lock]

Well we all know that.

Besides, she's too good to play a mid-week OT tourney.

[Lokithecat]

I lost my brush.

Edit: Found it. The cat pushed it onto the floor.

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

oh hi the NEW STANDARD

(rly the same as the old standard cuz i had more chips)

Hand #37362183-66 at Sun2amC-002 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 03/Dec/06 03:01:41

Lil Mem is at seat 0 with 5165.
MorganOfOrris is at seat 1 with 5155.
wowswift is at seat 2 with 4470.
rnalibaba is at seat 3 with 1365.
klubfiend is at seat 4 with 4710.
lrazz is at seat 5 with 1505.
bucky1848 is at seat 6 with 1860.
Johnrock is at seat 7 with 3500.
burn01 is at seat 8 with 6690.
jrl0927 is at seat 9 with 1000.
The button is at seat 1.

w<span>owswift posts the small blind</span> of 30.
rnalibaba posts the big blind of 60.

Lil Mem: -- --
MorganOfOrris: -- --
<span> wowswift: As Ac</span>
rnalibaba: -- --
klubfiend: -- --
lrazz: -- --
bucky1848: -- --
Johnrock: -- --
burn01: -- --
jrl0927: -- --

Pre-flop:

klubfiend folds. lrazz calls. bucky1848 calls.
Johnrock folds. burn01 folds. jrl0927 folds. Lil
Mem folds. MorganOfOrris folds. wowswift raises to
300. rnalibaba goes all-in for 1365. lrazz folds.
bucky1848 folds. wowswift calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

wowswift shows As Ac.
rnalibaba shows Qs Qh.

Flop (board: 8c 5d 2d):

(no action in this round)

Turn (board: 8c 5d 2d 9s):

(no action in this round)

River (board: 8c 5d 2d 9s 4s):

(no action in this round)

Showdown:

wowswift has As Ac 8c 5d 9s: a pair of aces.
rnalibaba has Qs Qh 8c 5d 9s: a pair of queens.

Hand #37362183-66 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
<span> wowswift wins </span>2850 with a pair of aces.

[Da Donkey]

What is a quahog?

[showtime90]

obv brag post

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

if people don't see what the standard for UB is by this thread, they have issues

[AdamRodriguez]

wowswift, would you like to go on a date?

[AngryJerk]

do you really love lamp Mr. Blonde or are you just saying that you love the lamp because you see it?

[emcee21]

don't get yourself too comfortable around here.

[mesaplayeraz]

Of course you dont post this if you werent on the BB and getting a free look at the flop. Someone should have had the balls to reaise and you would have folded in a heartbeat.

Post playing 26os when someone raises in late position with you on the BB wowswift and then lets see if you play it!!!

[murderer PM me]

wowbint = monkey

[Hoopie1]

AdamR, wowswift was saying to me how much she wanted some random penix the other day. However, she does know your name, which might mean that you aren't random enough.

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

that whole point of the standard on UB is the BB

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

i rly miss murd

and fu hoopie.

[relativity_x]

I like to make men out of boys.

[FlyersGuy]

you are just demonstrating that folding to cash is for losers.

[SluggerWV A picture is worth a thousand words.]

[wowswift Fold to cash, skeet to win.]

lol no. you can only fold to cash if you're on the bubble and you have shit for chips

otherwise...its all skeet to win and sucking out. you are obv not a member of wowswift.com