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Ok so I'm pretty tilted from today & and had a idea 4 a good laugh...

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  1. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 7:55pm)

    I just made a fake girl messenger account and I'm going to go in a chat room and say very random shit to pervs in there...I'm hoping to get some hilarious responses and post them in here 2 get some good laughs. Will post the first convo in a bit
  2. MyJobisYou MyJobisYou is offline Banned Scammer

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 7:57pm) in reply to kinsse

  3. Bigpun23 Bigpun23 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 7:57pm) in reply to kinsse

    umm... you might want to keep that to yourself.
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 7:59pm) in reply to kinsse

    awkward. i just felt the need to wash my hands
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 8:00pm) in reply to kinsse

    already in character i see using "4" as "for", and "2" as "to"
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 8:01pm) in reply to kinsse

    I'll just leave this here for you...

    In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
     
  7. Etrain99 Etrain99 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 8:01pm) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    already in character i see using "4" as "for", and "2" as "to"

    lol
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 8:02pm) in reply to Schrazor

    http://www.baiting.org/
  9. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 8:03pm) in reply to Bigpun23

    lol just read this first convo

    jd4854sp: hi
    sexesara57: hi
    jd4854sp: whats happening
    sexesara57: chillin hungover u
    jd4854sp: lol whoa....hungover still???
    sexesara57: yeah i drank vodka out of a shoe last night that was a midgets it was wild
    jd4854sp: oh my gosh
    jd4854sp: thats definitely a lil crazy
    jd4854sp: where did u meet this midget
    sexesara57: have u ever drank out of a shoe?
    jd4854sp: i cant say that i have
    sexesara57: the midget was a friend of a friend
    sexesara57: he was awesome
    jd4854sp: lol i see
    sexesara57: would u ever do a midget
    jd4854sp: so why did u drink it out of a shoe
    jd4854sp: lol hmm i mean its possible
    jd4854sp: would u
    sexesara57: i have actually i love midgets
    jd4854sp: oh u have huh
    jd4854sp: gosh that sounds like a story for another day lol
    sexesara57: yeah
    sexesara57: r u a midget?
    jd4854sp: lol i am not
    jd4854sp: i'm sorry
    jd4854sp: lol
    jd4854sp: are u a midget
    sexesara57: no im 2'4
    sexesara57: 5'4
    jd4854sp: lol
    jd4854sp: are u sure
    jd4854sp: i better come measure
    sexesara57: is that right....i will let u undder one condition
    jd4854sp: ok and whats that
    sexesara57: u still on your knees the whole time when u come over and act like a midget and let me feed u corn on the cob blind folded
    sexesara57: stay*
    jd4854sp: lol
    jd4854sp: corn on the cob??
    sexesara57: yes with lots of butter
    jd4854sp: lol quite the fantasy there
    jd4854sp: do u like the midget thing cause they are at a good level when u stand?
    sexesara57: i dont know i believe its because once a midget was able to put his whole foot up in me
    jd4854sp: umm wierd
    sexesara57: u wouldnt do that to me?
    jd4854sp: lol well u think it'd even fit?
    jd4854sp: u are pretty kinky arent u
    sexesara57: how big is your big toe
    jd4854sp: lol umm like an inch
    sexesara57: i could handle that if your toenails r cut
    jd4854sp: lol ok
    jd4854sp: what other kinky shit do u like
    sexesara57: i like to eat bacon and pour mustard on the guy while he goes down on me
    jd4854sp: haha ok
    jd4854sp: i like ur pic...u sure are sexe
    jd4854sp: lol
    sexesara57: thx but i thought we where talking about mustard
    jd4854sp: oh yes mustard
    jd4854sp: let me squirt it on u and i'll lick it up
    sexesara57: i would let u if u put it on my dog first would u do that
    jd4854sp: lol no chance
    sexesara57: its a choc lab if that helps and its a female
    jd4854sp: haha
    jd4854sp: thanks for the info but still no
    sexesara57: what do u not like my dog
    jd4854sp: i'm not gonna do anything to a dog
    sexesara57: even if u were drunk
    jd4854sp: lol i highly doubt it
    jd4854sp: i'd go for u
    sexesara57: but me and my dog stay side by side she loves me
    jd4854sp: aww how cute
    jd4854sp: u should get her a guy dog
    sexesara57: she dont like them she always likes the guys i bring over
    jd4854sp: oh my
    jd4854sp: thats just too far
    sexesara57: brb i have to poop
    jd4854sp: ok go get it
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:14pm) in reply to kinsse

    kinsse...I gotta level with you. You're kind of a weirdo.

    That may be an understatement.
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:17pm) in reply to pwklbc

     
    Originally Posted by pwklbc View Post

    kinsse...I gotta level with you. You're kind of a weirdo.

    That may be an understatement.

    HUGE understatement
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:27pm) in reply to Bigpun23

     
    Originally Posted by Bigpun23 View Post

    umm... you might want to keep that to yourself.

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:32pm) in reply to kinsse

    Bloodninja was your inspiration?

    http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew...loodcyber.html
     
  14. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 10:13pm) in reply to Etrain99

     
    Originally Posted by Etrain99 View Post

    HUGE understatement

    haha I was a little buzzed up and just woke up from be knocked out...but that was the point to be weird during the convo ... i saw this one below when i woke up lol

    vampier_2007_25 :hi sara
    sexesara57 :hi
    vampier_2007_25 :how u doin
    sexesara57 : r u trying to kill me
    vampier_2007_25 :if u r polite i won,t
    vampier_2007_25 : ok
    sexesara57 : what u cracka ass vamp
    vampier_2007_25 : i crack lovely sexy women like u
    sexesara57 : with a tpx?
    vampier_2007_25 : with anything i got
    sexesara57 :i bet u don't even have teeth
    vampier_2007_25: yeah right they all monsters
    vampier_2007_25 : love to suck any red coloured
    sexesara57 : i bet mr. rodgers would kick your ass vamp boy
    vampier_2007_25 : no one can cuz he will be abducted by my army before he can think to do it
    sexesara57: i bet u dress in all white
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  15. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 10:15pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Bloodninja was your inspiration?

    http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew...loodcyber.html

    haha yeah but no amount of bud could get me to come up with his lines
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  16. Kanye-East83 Kanye-East83 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 10:33pm) in reply to kinsse

    Lose your password
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