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  1. wife is out here is my date for tonight.
  2. are you going to have it on a leash when it gets bigger?


    Edited By: jusfoldf1sh Feb 13th, 2011 at 01:30 AM
    Reason: lol white ppl...
  3. nah don't think so, the leash thing seems like poor parenting. You think this is comparable? I just think it's functional, she seems to like it.
    Thread Starter
  4. that just popped in my head when i saw the pic, but hey if she likes it thats all that matters, makes things easier for you. But i dont think i would take a shit with it on lol
  5. Why not? The baby is going to be taking dumps too

    fair is fair
  6. No, but masturbation is a given.
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    No, but masturbation is a given.

    Lol. That's awful.
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    No, but masturbation is a given.


    omfgggg. gold
  9.  
    Originally Posted by michlad View Post

    omfgggg. gold

    Fairly certain this is the first female to post in a thread about pooping in OT history.
  10.  
    Originally Posted by Hughes4 View Post

    No, but masturbation is a given.

    lol... fucking terrible.
    Thread Starter
  11. good luck explaining the pink eye
  12.  
    Originally Posted by JPitt09 View Post

    Fairly certain this is the first female to post in a thread about pooping in OT history.


    In semi-related news tho...

    Our housegold is currently in an epic battle of "who can outlast who" in not changing the empty roll(3 sheets left) of TP. I finally resorted to stashing my own roll in top drawer in my bedroom. I either hide roll in towel or just bring in handful. NOT changing said roll. No matter what. Til I Die , if that's what it takes.
    Obv bf has figured out, as empty roll has been there since Thurs or so. He's out now, so ima find his stash. Revenge is minnnnnnne
  13. I took the little guy to the mall and had to drop a deuce after eating at cheesecake factory. Used the handicap stall and just had him face the other way. Then he started crying cuz he was hungry so I had to hold his bottle and feed him while I dropped my other kids off at the pool
  14.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    /
    .... while I dropped my other kids off at the pool

    bwahahahah
  15. Shittttt...my son throws a tantrum if he cant get in the bathroom when im taking a dump. Then he opens and shuts the door alllll the way the whole time. Youre just asking for it by standing pissing. Trust me.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    I took the little guy to the mall and had to drop a deuce after eating at cheesecake factory. Used the handicap stall and just had him face the other way. Then he started crying cuz he was hungry so I had to hold his bottle and feed him while I dropped my other kids off at the pool


    po lil nigguz drowned didnt they?
  17. OP I really liked the Bourne series
  18. i have a 5 month old. it spends a lot of time in an ERGO. I have dropped a deuce. just dont let it drop the chew toy in the toilet when you wipe.

    You have two free hands. its all good
  19.  
  20.  
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    that awesome andrew
  21. yeah im pretty bored tonight
     
  22.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    that awesome andrew

    Yep. Calling people by their real name on here is still weird to me lol. Always has been.
    Edited By: hoops886 Feb 13th, 2011 at 04:46 AM
  23. It isn't a giant leap to go from Drew to Andrew
  24. still kinda weird tho
     
  25. Just noticed you were from Scranton, Hughes. I went to Marywood. Fucking hated that place.
  26. lol. I didn't mean anything by it. I've seen him called andrew a billion times on here.
  27. Anyone else think he's not the father? Just sayin... Maybe a Maury Povich show is in order :)
  28. White dude. Gimpy ethnic baby. Off centered, flash blurred mirror shot. Quite possibly the strangest OP pic ever.

    Dump sounds good.
  29.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    that awesome andrew

    fo rizzle

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