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Ok What Would OT do ? Possible Breaking and Entering (pics obv)

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  1. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:43pm)

    I live in a college town apartment, on a street in a row of college town apartments, on the ground floor. I have cheap-ass monopolizing landlord the owns half our city, so any key that will fit in the front door lock can turn it open. Break in's are Fing Common around here because any ol Asshole can find youtube vids on how to pick a lock..


    Anyways Fast forward to me getting home WAY late, I'm talking an all nighter, again I know I'm still drunk. I go to unlock my door but its already unlocked and pretty much only takes a slight push and my door flies open, I'm drunk as shit but I know i locked my damn door before I left last night , Not only does it fly open but the door frame falls to the ground.. My apartment looks trashed I Figure I've been Robbed.


    I start going over the place with a drunken eye looking for missing stuff when i realize I've got to piss So bad , I take a stroll to my bathroom and HOLY LORD there is a fucking Passed out Drunk Chick hovering my toilet .. At first I'm Like WTF ? I try to wake her but she won't wake up she is like a 6/10 in looks by OT standards .. but I am Still doing the PEE PEE dance and just push her to the Side and Let out My Glorious Yellow liguid gold into the gaping hole I call a toilet, As with all my pisses it Splashs, the passed out 6/10 chick gets splashed a little and I laugh cause she's still not waking up. But heh she is 6/10 in looks and Broke into my apartment so i don't care that this Biatch got pissed splashed on her face.


    I get Done Pissing and go for my cell and Start to call the police, then i see another Chick "Oh man" .. i hit the fucking lotto .. There is another chick gotta be an 8/10 by OT standards lying BUTT naked on my Bed ...MY bed in My Apartment ??? How the hell these Biatchs get into My apartment ? So I hang up the Phone and Go check this Chick Out .. I mean WTF ? So i Nudge her a couple of Times ask her whats up .. She moans a little and then just grabs Me pulls me to her and starts making out with me .. "JACKPOT" .. so I do what Any OTer would do .. I Put it in her Butt ...


    I finish Up and Call the Police .. they come and Arrest the BIatchs( FU OT that Door cost me like 1,000 bucks and that's not including the door frame) the 6/10 crying saying she did not break into anyones place .. the 8/10 walking funny asking why her butt hurts.. the cops throw them into the cop car and an Investigator looks at my door and tells me there is a Large foot print on my door .. to large to be the girls, I tell him I'm still pressing charges on the chicks and he tells me they will toe print the door and run it through their data base. ... I hope they Get the Third Accomplice. With that size foot .. I'm sure she is like a 1/10 in OT standards ..



    So what Would You Do OT
    Cliffs:
    * Went out All Night And Got Shit face Drunk
    *Come home to my Door being Unlocked, I open it and door flies open is busted up and door frame busted up
    *have to piss find semi cute chick drunk in bathroom, she gets pee pee splashed on her
    *Fine Really cute naked chick in my bed she makes out with me , I put it in her butt
    *have them both arrested anyways
    *The search Continues for Big Foot
  2. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:49pm) in reply to Jokerluelz

    shouldve pee'd on the girl in the bathroom
  3. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:51pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    ummmm, you're trying too hard.
  4. SirLiesAlot SirLiesAlot is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:51pm) in reply to sellittojohn

    These threads faded away for a reason.
  5. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:53pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot

     
    Originally Posted by SirLiesAlot View Post

    These threads faded away for a reason.

    yeah cause they didnt include pics like this one

  6. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:53pm) in reply to Reech

    did you find any flippy-floppy footprints on the door?
    Edited By: Glo4m Jun 19th, 2011 at 06:54 PM
  7. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:54pm) in reply to Glo4m

    One of the more subtle points of wit is coherency.
  8. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 6:55pm) in reply to Niceguy

  9. TUGreenWave TUGreenWave is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:10pm) in reply to Werglum

    be on the lookout for this guy

  10. toddytheboy toddytheboy is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:22pm) in reply to TUGreenWave

    so I do what Any OTer would do .. I Put it in her Butt ...

    I DONT BELIEVE YOU
     
  11. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:25pm) in reply to toddytheboy

    I'm confused was this a serious or funny post?
  12. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:27pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    I'm confused was this a serious or funny post?

    "hero move" thread
  13. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 7:39pm) in reply to Glo4m

    and a good thing as well. this joint is getting more and more like my ex's pussy. shake it up people.
  14. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jun 19th, 2011 (6/19/2011 8:35pm) in reply to nastysmell

    ot is rabid??
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