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Okay fine: If I dunk before Jan. 1st 2010 (possible female OTer topless pics at stake and p5s banning of me at stake!!!)

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  1. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:43am)

    Without using steroids, or weird shoes, or trampoline, or any other cheating crap, has to be totally legit dunk, on a regulation 10'0 basketball hoop with a regulation mens college/nba basketball, and be recorded on video, and if necessary, I will have it verified in person by OTers (sicktight, or threeven or jalman or whoever is willing to verify in person that I didn't cheat in any way)

    Which female OTers will be willing to post a legitimate topless picture in OT of themself (must be completely topless, nipples completely visible and face etc, has to be a legit topless pic, just like my dunk has to be legit) if I do this.

    OT told me I have approximately a 0.0% chance of ever dunking in my lifetime, so it isn't like you are taking much of a risk (assuming OT is correct)

    If you are a female OTer, and willing to agree to this, say "I agree to bfactor's terms and conditions."

    Ready, go.

    <span>KEEP IN MIND:

    More than 1 female OTer is allowed to agree to this (this could get huge lol if like 5 female OTers agree) (then I would pretty much HAVE to dunk)

    <span>Female OTers:

    That have agreed to terms and conditions:

    - Mrs Yogi (conditions are that she only shows one boob, not both, because she didn't find out about my uncle's genetics until after she already agreed to my terms and conditions (but hey, one boob is better than no boobs obv!))

    That have been PM'd link to this thread (as of a few minutes ago):

    - Pigalet
    - Bekigirl
    - Blufferchic
    - Mrs Mupp
    - Mrs Prfsr
    - -AG-
    - Maridu
    - Pinksock
    - Wowswift
    - Ecugirl
    - Soccermom
    - Seykota
    - Jennifear
    - LetfyC
    - Rivrr
    - That1chic
    - Jilld
    - Honda (he's gonna ask his gf if she is willing or not)

    That have already declined to join competition as of so far:

    - Maridu
    - Bekigirl
    - Wowswift
    - Ecugirl
    - That1chic
    - Pigalet
    - Seykota
    - Jennifear

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  2. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:46am) in reply to bfactor

    IMO would have to go on wowswift.com salkdjsalksdjlkdsad
  3. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:47am) in reply to bfactor

    If blufferchic agrees to these terms and conditions....

    just sayin....

    motivation is half the battle lol........
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:49am) in reply to bfactor

    YOu realize if you dont dunk, the rest of the guys in OT get to kick you in the cock for not getting to see boobies.
  5. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:51am) in reply to The Worm

    Obv I realize the risks involved lol. I seriously think if blufferchic agrees to this, I will pull it off (unless they don't fix my health problems within 1 year (by which point I'll probably be too suicidal to care much about getting kicked in the cock))
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  6. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 5:59am) in reply to bfactor

    Trampoline was the way to go
  7. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 6:01am) in reply to towman1

    Jan 1st 2010 is a long time. I'm assuming they'll fix my groin problems and both of my hernias within a year (they fucking better....) which should give me a good year or so, give or take a few months to train, and dunk, which should be sufficient time.
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  8. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 6:08am) in reply to bfactor

    I guess if I fail, then on January 1st 2010 I'll make a vote thread in OT, and run it for 1 week, and everyone gets to vote for whether or not to permanently ban me from p5s. If the majority votes to ban me, I'll request to be permanently banned on Jan. 1st 2010. This seems fair. (and a lot less painful than getting kicked in my already damaged goods lol)
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  9. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 6:14am) in reply to bfactor

    to be fair, i said you had <1% chance, not 0%.

    i would never vote to ban bfactor, too good a poster imo.

    boobies are good. you can see my man boobies if you dunk.
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  10. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 6:16am) in reply to mathclub

    I'm pretty sure if bluffer agrees to this, and I fail, I will in fact get banned on january 1st 2010. I would definitely ban me if it were my decision for this situation.
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  11. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 6:21am) in reply to bfactor

    oh yea you'll be bant if that happens. fwiw I hope you dunk and not only cuz i wanna see bluffer's tatas.

    but I won't deny that that plays into it
  12. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:07pm) in reply to DexterCain

    Oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!!!

    Notice anything!!!?!?!?

    (no chicks have agreed yet)

    looks like I'm gonna be a hardcore dunker after all if none of them are gonna agree to my terms and conditions cuz its clearly way too rsiky cuz of my skillz omg skiiiiiiiiillllzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    SKILLZZZZZZZZZZZ
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  13. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:09pm) in reply to bfactor

    you can't post topless pics here you n00b... and BC is married
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  14. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:11pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Well yea but u can just hyperlink to it or something

    Besides, there are like 10 or 20 other female OTers so I'm sure one of them would have agreed by now.

    It is clear that I simply have way too much skillz imo
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  15. JPitt09 JPitt09 is offline Royals Fan, lol

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:14pm) in reply to bfactor

    I'll do it.......

    funny how no actual chicks have replied yet
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:18pm) in reply to JPitt09

    This kid has a beter chance of dunkng than you do.

  17. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:19pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Well, he clearly enjoys jumping a lot, so this might be true. Imagine if he just does that all day every day, he must have like a 40+ inch vert probly
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:19pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    1. You need to post the pics on wowswift.
    2. You're going to have to offer the potential female more then you getting banned from p5's for her to agree to your terms.
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:20pm) in reply to bfactor

    gl
  20. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:20pm) in reply to DonkDon

    I am offering more (having to train to dunk for a year (that's super hard for a nerd like me))
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:22pm) in reply to bfactor

    pics of your dorky ass...
  22. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:22pm) in reply to that1chic

    ksdjflksdjfldskf

    so is that an "I agree to terms and conditions????"

    or no?
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  23. Mrs. Yogi Mrs. Yogi is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:22pm) in reply to bfactor

    I agree to bfactor's terms and conditions!

    Yogi called me and told me about this thread and seeing as I love BFACTORS posts, I figured why not.

    Not sure how to make it happen without getting kicked off the site, but I am sure we can work something out.

    Maybe I can just give you access to our private pic collection on one of our swingers sites. (anyone wanting to see the pics would have to sign up to be a member though, so maybe that won't work).

    Maybe wowswift.com will need to be the place.

    We have while to figure it out and something tells me I won't have to worry about it anyway heehee JK bfactor.
  24. bfactor bfactor is online now Server Clogger

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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:23pm) in reply to Mrs. Yogi

    Uh ohhhhz

    It is apparently on like donkey kong now imo
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:26pm) in reply to bfactor

    Women could care less how long it takes you, they want $omething out of it. I can't really blame them either.
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:27pm) in reply to bfactor

    You can dunk if you dedicate the next two years to it. You once told me at your peak you were able to touch 10'5" or something.

    You've got untapped potential in your legs if you've never lifted weights before. Building the muscles down there could realistically increase your vert by 2-4 inches.

    Slim down to 180 by working out, playing basketball, lifting weights, running and doing sprinting exercises. Being in peak shape will play a huge role. It's got to be a lifestyle change. If your only motivation is to one day be able to dunk, you probably won't stay dedicated.

    If I was a girl and my tits were on the line, I wouldn't bet against you.
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:29pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

    Nah my peak I could touch like 10'2

    And itll probly be more like 1 year of training not two cuz i have tons of medical shit i have to get fixed first

    but yea i think i will seriously pull it off. I look nerdy as hell but I got my uncles genes (he was a world class dunker with like a 38 inch standing vert and at least a 40 inch running vert) I think cuz when i was touching 10'2 I was waaaaaaay way way way way out of shape and fat already at that time and hadnt trained at all yet at that point
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:32pm) in reply to bfactor

    I leaped over a tall building in a single bound once

    on the 1st try
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:32pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    so i am not the only one who wants topless pics of bfactor
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    Mar 25th, 2008 (3/25/2008 2:32pm) in reply to bfactor

    I should say here that I don't want you to be banned even if you lose, but I think it would be amazing if you got yourself fixed up and into the best shape of your life by trying to do this and if my boobies can help, then I am happy to offer them up.

    I am pullin for ya (sorta)
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