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  1. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:02pm)

    FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

    Okay, I'm an idiot...I switched shifts, my Tuesday shift 3-11, for my co-workers Saturday 3-11. She works kinda hard, and says she really needed it, so I didn't really think twice, just said yes right way....

    BUT FUCK ME! WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SATURDAY?!

    ONLY THE BIGGEST FIGHT CARD OF THE SUMMER!!!

    Roger Huerta vs. Kenny Florian (fckin' lightweight supermatchup, gonna be such a sick fight)

    Brock Lesnar vs. Heath Herring (Semi-obv gonna be Brocks coming out party in the Octogon, but a good fight nonetheless)

    AND ZOMG, Georges St. Pierre vs. Jon Fitch...just a ridiculous match up for the WWs.

    SHOOT ME IMMED, PLZ!
  2. the_snail03 the_snail03 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:03pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    I mean this in the nicest way possible but pics of sexy co worker immed or GTFO. kthankscya.
     
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:04pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    Is she hot?
  4. CptTripps CptTripps is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:04pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    That's too bad about you coming down with the flu. Hope you feel better by Sunday.
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:05pm) in reply to DJam21

    No, not even close. She's like...50, and way overweight.

    Oooo, we do have REALLLLLLLLY fckin' hot Russian Twins that work there! (No pics yet though, though I'm positive that I could bang at least one of them, but I'm currently sleeping with a housekeeper, so meh, gg, imo.
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:06pm) in reply to CptTripps

     
    Originally Posted by CptTripps View Post

    That's too bad about you coming down with the flu. Hope you feel better by Sunday.

    OMFG!!! YOU SIR ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!!!
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:07pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    DVR?
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  8. aj_law aj_law is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:08pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    No DVRs in Vermont?

    BTW...sweet shot of Allison Stokke in your profile.

    "Want to touch the heiney....HOOOWWWWWWWARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:08pm) in reply to -BlackFours-

     
    Originally Posted by -BlackFours- View Post

    DVR?

    Don't have DVR, and if anything, I'll have to call in sick about that...flu....that I caught. Or, wait (which'll fucking suck, cause I'll have to avoid the boards, ufc.com, and just about every fighter I know and download and watch it like a day or 2 later...
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:10pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    Pic of housekeeper.

    Oh, and unless she's your gf you're allowed to bang hot Russian twin/s.
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:13pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post

    OMFG!!! YOU SIR ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!!!

    Thanks...technically I'm an evil genius. Don't forget to get a doctor's note.

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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:14pm) in reply to DJam21

    She's about a 7. She's in her 30's, and has two kids, but a bangin' body, for a 30 something year old. Shorter, about 5'1, 110 poundish maybe? Black hair, she's Brazilian! But def gonna try and set something up with at least one of the twins, obv. They're fucking banging, and this one chick that has the body of a ballerina, omg! You gotta come to this hotel, not for the fucking rooms/services, but just for the fucking housekeeping staff!
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:21pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

     
    Originally Posted by Dr.GHouse View Post


     
    Originally Posted by CptTripps View Post

    That's too bad about you coming down with the flu. Hope you feel better by Sunday.

    OMFG!!! YOU SIR ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS!!!

    VN unintentional Forrest Gump quote. Or, wait, maybe you did intend it, meh...
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:23pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    bad beat indeed. but at least you don't have to drive 400+ miles on friday to go to a wedding on saturday night for your GF's cousin (whom you've never met) and then turn around and drive 400+ miles on sunday.

    fghajskdjhdalkjdalkjdafdgfkjdfhs. i hate paying for the fights, but i might have to pay and DVR this one.
     
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:24pm) in reply to aj_law

    I gotta pee
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 2:25pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

     
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    bad beat indeed. but at least you don't have to drive 400+ miles on friday to go to a wedding on saturday night for your GF's cousin (whom you've never met) and then turn around and drive 400+ miles on sunday.

    fghajskdjhdalkjdalkjdafdgfkjdfhs. i hate paying for the fights, but i might have to pay and DVR this one.

    Obv. I feel bad for that sucker that has to do that.
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 3:32pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    No computer at work? If you do www.justin.tv usually has it on or dowload sopcast.
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    Aug 5th, 2008 (8/5/2008 3:34pm) in reply to rich8661

     
    Originally Posted by rich8661 View Post

    No computer at work? If you do www.justin.tv usually has it on or dowload sopcast.

    Well, obv. But I work the desk at a high end hotel in the VT area, I have to be readily available for whatever the damn guests want. So, if they come to the desk and hear me out back cheering and screaming for someone to choke someone, or to pull a limb off, or FINISH HIM, then it's potential gg job.
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