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  1. Your old bud, Ranch, here JT. Please lay off the speed. If the DEA didn't know about you before, they do now. I flipped through the channels and caught the tail-end of what sounded like your boyfriend cheated on you. I think. Not sure. Would have needed to have replayed it about 50 times to know anything you said. Really not trying to be harsh, you are damn good looking. Who on earth would want a blonde with somone like you? So, F'em and feed him fishheads if he wasn't faithful, but geesh. You just announced your drug habbit to the world. Okay, so as on-screen talent you get to hear lots of critism, but I mean it well (believe it or not). You are extremely beautiful, but hanging your boobs out of every dress you wear and flopping them on the poker table makes you look frumpy. You are brilliant on screen, but you really could be so much more. Oh, and FYI, the reason for you to go on talk shows is to plug your latest movie. You forgot? I'm sure you'll hear about that one bright and early Monday morning. Oh well, see ya at the Bellagio. Best of luck!
  2. uhhh link?
  3.  
    Originally Posted by ranchgirl View Post

    Your old bud, Ranch, here JT. Please lay off the speed. If the DEA didn't know about you before, they do now. I flipped through the channels and caught the tail-end of what sounded like your boyfriend cheated on you. I think. Not sure. Would have needed to have replayed it about 50 times to know anything you said. Really not trying to be harsh, you are damn good looking. Who on earth would want a blonde with somone like you? So, F'em and feed him fishheads if he wasn't faithful, but geesh. You just announced your drug habbit to the world. Okay, so as on-screen talent you get to hear lots of critism, but I mean it well (believe it or not). You are extremely beautiful, but hanging your boobs out of every dress you wear and flopping them on the poker table makes you look frumpy. You are brilliant on screen, but you really could be so much more. Oh, and FYI, the reason for you to go on talk shows is to plug your latest movie. You forgot? I'm sure you'll hear about that one bright and early Monday morning. Oh well, see ya at the Bellagio. Best of luck!

    Speaking of meth induced rambles
  4. the fuck?
  5. wtf
  6. I tried to read this post a few times, but for some reason I can't get past the fourth or fifth line. I just can't make myself keep reading.
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  8.  
    Originally Posted by ranchgirl View Post


    Your old bud, Ranch, here JT. Please lay off the speed. If the DEA didn't know about you before, they do now. I flipped through the channels and caught the tail-end of what sounded like your boyfriend cheated on you. I think. Not sure. Would have needed to have replayed it about 50 times to know anything you said. Really not trying to be harsh, you are damn good looking. Who on earth would want a blonde with somone like you? So, F'em and feed him fishheads if he wasn't faithful, but geesh. You just announced your drug habbit to the world. Okay, so as on-screen talent you get to hear lots of critism, but I mean it well (believe it or not). You are extremely beautiful, but hanging your boobs out of every dress you wear and flopping them on the poker table makes you look frumpy. You are brilliant on screen, but you really could be so much more. Oh, and FYI, the reason for you to go on talk shows is to plug your latest movie. You forgot? I'm sure you'll hear about that one bright and early Monday morning. Oh well, see ya at the Bellagio. Best of luck!

    you just announced you can't drink and type worth shit.
  9. Maybe YOU lay off the shit, and find the land of punctuations..
  10. wish OP would have explained this a little better...
  11.  
    Originally Posted by ranchgirl View Post


    Your old bud, Ranch, here JT. Please lay off the speed. If the DEA didn't know about you before, they do now. I flipped through the channels and caught the tail-end of what sounded like your boyfriend cheated on you. I think. Not sure. Would have needed to have replayed it about 50 times to know anything you said. Really not trying to be harsh, you are damn good looking. Who on earth would want a blonde with somone like you? So, F'em and feed him fishheads if he wasn't faithful, but geesh. You just announced your drug habbit to the world. Okay, so as on-screen talent you get to hear lots of critism, but I mean it well (believe it or not). You are extremely beautiful, but hanging your boobs out of every dress you wear and flopping them on the poker table makes you look frumpy. You are brilliant on screen, but you really could be so much more. Oh, and FYI, the reason for you to go on talk shows is to plug your latest movie. You forgot? I'm sure you'll hear about that one bright and early Monday morning. Oh well, see ya at the Bellagio. Best of luck!

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  12. I don't know any poker players that do drugs brah. Clean living imo.
  13. She was on Craig Ferguson. I saw it. Was talking a mile a minute and rambling on and on about having sex with her ex-bf or something. No mention of poker and forgot to plug her new movie until the end of the "interview." I put interview in quotation marks because Ferguson really couldn't get a word in.
  14. I think ranchgirl was watching TV and mrs tilly was on some sort of program, and didnt live up to ranchgirl's meth addled standards
  15.  
    Originally Posted by ud2 View Post

    I tried to read this post a few times, but for some reason I can't get past the fourth or fifth line. I just can't make myself keep reading.

    this
  16. haha i am really having the same problem i just get aggrivated after what should be three or four sentences.
  17. So someone I would considered not really trained to be in the public eye rambled in front of the entire country and this makes her addicted to meth?
  18. Hey, Waco, long time. Nice hair-do you're sporting there. Tilly was on Craig Ferguson's show tonight. You should catch it on YouTube. OMG, she could not sit still. It was hard to watch. Even Craig made fun of her. Won any more big tourneys?
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  19. Lol ranchgirl.
    I wish I knew she was on, I was busy watching this epic Russia-Slovakia hockey upset that just ended in a shootout. Haha Russia bite me. Now back to her boobs.
    edit: Where Are The Freaking PICS? To the Failshed batman.
  20. I got Tilly at even money to shoot a 2 Girls 1 Cup-type video before December 31, 2017.
  21. I don't even watch CF regularly, but I turned on my DVR and it default goes to channel 2, so it had on the Tilly interview. Wow did she come off bad. Absolutely did not stop talking for the entire interview. Ferguson seemed frustrated that he couldn't get a word in. She also told some creepy story of her boyfriend (who I presume is still Phil Laak but who the hell really cares) being turned on by her in a wig and begging to have sex with her in her trailer on set, which she did and then described in minor detail for some reason. She then turned it into some thing about her bf cheating on her which I think she was joking about, but it was really impossible to tell since her sarcastic voice sounds exactly the same as her drunk girl at the party voice that she used for like 8 minutes.
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  22. somebody post a mf link plz.
  23. is she talking about this video from almost a year ago i assume? im confused

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3UNNg4Mx6DQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3UNNg4Mx6DQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3UNNg4Mx6DQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>
  24. Hey, I knew there was something about P5's I was missing. How the heck have you been, Skisteve? I've missed ya. Can't believe you're still posting nightly. Sorry that I didn't take the time to post some pics. Just Google. Tilly's tits are all over the place. Pretty girl, actually. Not trying to make fun or be mean, but geesh I've seen Meth addicts that looked asleep in comparison.

    Failshed batman?
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  25. No, sorry, but that's not it. She was on tonight. You'll know it when you see it.
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  26.  
    Originally Posted by ranchgirl View Post

    No, sorry, but that's not it. She was on tonight. You'll know it when you see it.

    damn, she goes crazy in that one too...can't even make it thru it, she is sexy imo but goddamn mute button ftw on her ass...

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