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  1. raves
  2. Discount Tire Commercials
  3. cereal.

    had a bad experience finding a few live ants in a bowl a few years ago and now i just kinda never have had it since.

    life goes on.
  4. Ex.


  5. sigh...
     
  6. volleyball.

    work in the shit for 4 years and it just gets tired. Not even going to bother to re apply for my national coaching role next week, they can stick it up their ass.

    poker FTW!!
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  7. spaghettios
  8. denny's due to finding a bug and a metal barb in the food on the same visit
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  9. We used to go to Denny's after the bar or club almost all the time. My friend ordered the Strawberry pancakes and when he was just about to take a bite he noticed "snot" and "hair". He headed to the back to beat the crap out of the cook. When he was going back there to beat the guy, he saw that it was one of his neighbors that hated him. We stopped him from hurtin the guy but he took pictures, complained to management. Got the guy fired and 10k check in the mail from Denny's with a lifetime one meal, one person card to be used at all Denny's per 24 hour period. True story.

    He's never used the card.
  10. poker
  11. I was trying to think of a good answer, and then your post reminded me what my name is.
  12. I use to have a stuffed animal named Zack when i was a kid....Gawd I loved that thing...it was an ugly mf....but i loved it. rip Zack.
  13. lol
  14. ranch dressing!!
  15. mr pibb/dr. pepper
  16. tequila. also nl holdem
  17. Capt Morgans. Used to crush that shit, haven't touched it in over 2 years now.
  18. Ill second keylights response...
  19. heavy drinking
  20. Come on people this is a no brainer

    MY EX WIFE
  21. exercise.

    In my 20s I use to run 3-8 miles a day. depending on what day. I use to lift 3,4 days a week. I trained in Muay Thai. 2-4 hrs 6 days a week.

    Now at 35 the grocery store is 2 blocks away, and if i have to pick something up. I drive. Screw that walking 500 feet crap.

    Man what a huge change the last 5 years has been. 5 years ago I turned 30 weighing 187pnds had a nice set of abs. felt on top of the world. Ran 3 miles in around 21 minutes at a nice easy pace.

    at the beging of this year I weighed 256 of pure tubby bitch. I tried running a mile in january and did it under 10 minutes. Only because I had to sprint the last 100 feet. I ended up getting tunnel vision and had to lay down. There was a ringing in my ears for a good 3 minutes and I thought for sure i was gonna vomit.

    Back then I hated being cooped up. I loved working out and living at the gym.

    Now I dont leave the house unless I have to for work. My free time is spent in front of the comp. Reading or watching the 3 P's.. Poker, Pizza, and Porn.

    I am a sad, sad, middle aged man.
  22. Wein, he's gone hollywood this week

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