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first!
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First one is not working. Others seem to be.
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No I will tell you what probably happened.
These polls do not make sense because to vote infinite amount of times all you have to do is delete your cookies after you vote and then you can vote again. Rinse and repeat.
Thats why I never understood why radio station and any other website that uses polls because anyone can manipulate the votes by deleting cookies.
You could vote +1000 times in one day.
Radio stations have these beautiful baby contest and the winner gets like 1000 bucks or something. All you have to do is have people delete the cookies and keep voting and bam your an instant winner
*yawn*
but your right this and all other internet polls are epic fails
heres an example
Take this one for instance
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR id=topbg3><TD colSpan=4>OT'er of the Year Award
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE id=pollbg2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffcc border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">Towman1
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">8
</TD><TD>(42,11%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="42%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">BigGunX
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">6
</TD><TD>(31,58%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="32%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">BillMueller
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">3
</TD><TD>(15,79%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="16%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">Chazmental
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">2
</TD><TD>(10,53%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="11%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=4>Total Votes: 19
</TD></TR><TR id=topbg4 align=middle><TD colSpan=4>powered by Poll4You!
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Now watch what I will do. I will take Chaz who is in last place and bring him all the way to first
Took me lest than a minute to bring him all the way to first as you can see below
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR id=topbg3><TD colSpan=4>OT'er of the Year Award
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE id=pollbg2 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffcc border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">Chazmental
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">10
</TD><TD>(37,04%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="37%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">Towman1
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">8
</TD><TD>(29,63%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="30%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">BigGunX
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">6
</TD><TD>(22,22%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="22%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left width="45%">BillMueller
</TD><TD vAlign=top noWrap align=left width="55%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width="5%">3
</TD><TD>(11,11%)
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="11%" border=0></TABLE>
</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=4>Total Votes: 27
</TD></TR><TR id=topbg4 align=middle><TD colSpan=4>powered by Poll4You!
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> -
^^^^^^this is why this system will never work for what you want it to do. The best and accurate way is to hand write everything down
EPIC FIAL -
Complete snub for post of the year....
Originally Posted by railbot
ok my girl is asleep now,
company drink event at some local fridays type bullshit all sales people so were all betting on everything,
then comes me can i get a hot girl to buy me a drink without telling her about the bet.
jackpot is about 1700 hunge, im drunker than fuck hitting on any girl they point out, im failing left and right...
these 2 jackals love it and call me over they buy me a drink i win..
BUT BUT Wait it gets worse.
im so drunk im making out with what basically looks like 2 guys FTW im the king, im making out with 2 girls at the same time.
later that night, im fucking this one fat-tart, she passes out im leaving her room the other jackal is on the couch watching tv, im like fuck it start making moves, im getting blown in 3 minutes,
fuck that slab of bacon, she passes out and the roomate which i didnt know existed shows up with a tough guy boyfriend, (she was a topless dancer by the way)
(i like fighting so i tell him fuck off ill fuck you up..)
he starts lol,
smokes out to some killer chronic, and he dips out,
wah wah wah
the stripper who was littered in tattoo's ask me what happend i told her i fucked 2 girls that live here...
she lol'd
and she doesnt belive me , and then we start making out,
pipe that slut bag and go to mah car and pass out for like 12 hours.
wake up like wtf had happend
moral of the story one of those fucking cunts jacked my $1700
and gave me chlmydia, or how ever its fucking spelled.
so i got me a ski mask, and waited outsode there apt one night..
it wasnt me but someone sucker punched the living fucking shit outta one of those bitches..
FTW
that night i slayed a good 700pds of fat shit. -
Does it really matter? ptownbrad's mom sniffed his cock ffs
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want to help make me win?
weeeeee.
honestly.. there is no reason to take this seriously.
If I lose 99.5% to 0.05%... i wont lose any sleep at night. -
lmao.. how does "most sought after noodz" have 184 votes already?
like if the person that wins is gonna immed post roast beef shots.
The next highest vote count was like 40ish.
wtf is wrong with you people? And yes, by "you people" i mean the blacks, hispanics, or jews. -
Smokeycasinos = to Graham Harrell fml.
Someday I can only hope.... Lefty gets my vote. -
Man, another year goes by, again i am not anywhere to be found on a ballot. F Me!
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how railbot is in last in the "most likely n00b to succeed" award is wayyyyyy beyond me.
He should easily be #1 in that group with E4rick or however it spelled in second. -
rigged. i got nominated twice for most underrated, but do I appear on the ballot? noooo.
edit: I guess I'm more underrated than I thought. -
I was confused as to how this happened? I didn't nominate people because i was told if they were already nominated in the thread don't bother to again.
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This is fucking epic, imo...
Originally Posted by DaVols
Complete snub for post of the year....
Originally Posted by railbot
ok my girl is asleep now,
company drink event at some local fridays type bullshit all sales people so were all betting on everything,
then comes me can i get a hot girl to buy me a drink without telling her about the bet.
jackpot is about 1700 hunge, im drunker than fuck hitting on any girl they point out, im failing left and right...
these 2 jackals love it and call me over they buy me a drink i win..
BUT BUT Wait it gets worse.
im so drunk im making out with what basically looks like 2 guys FTW im the king, im making out with 2 girls at the same time.
later that night, im fucking this one fat-tart, she passes out im leaving her room the other jackal is on the couch watching tv, im like fuck it start making moves, im getting blown in 3 minutes,
fuck that slab of bacon, she passes out and the roomate which i didnt know existed shows up with a tough guy boyfriend, (she was a topless dancer by the way)
(i like fighting so i tell him fuck off ill fuck you up..)
he starts lol,
smokes out to some killer chronic, and he dips out,
wah wah wah
the stripper who was littered in tattoo's ask me what happend i told her i fucked 2 girls that live here...
she lol'd
and she doesnt belive me , and then we start making out,
pipe that slut bag and go to mah car and pass out for like 12 hours.
wake up like wtf had happend
moral of the story one of those fucking cunts jacked my $1700
and gave me chlmydia, or how ever its fucking spelled.
so i got me a ski mask, and waited outsode there apt one night..
it wasnt me but someone sucker punched the living fucking shit outta one of those bitches..
FTW
that night i slayed a good 700pds of fat shit.
I voted btw, I still say re-name the mod of the year award in memory of computerb... -
haha well I was just syaing that cause Im not a fan of pghfan and i remember seeing p00py's name a lot but never anything he wrote.
E4Erick wrote about takin E even tho he has kids but I was just kinda hoping it was some kinda level or joke.
edit: and railbot is on a whole other level then these 3 imo.
edit #2: hes not bant
<h4><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td rowspan="2" align="left" valign="top">
</td><td colspan="2" align="left"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>Re:Attractive female P5'er with scores that nobody has ever heard of? </td><td align="right" valign="middle">In reply to </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">By E4ERICK on 12-17-2008 11:39 AM </td><td align="right">Reply Quote </td></tr></tbody></table> </h4> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%" height="100%"><tbody><tr><td>ya.....we're gonna need pics to confirm sex (n00dz will be greatly appreciated).</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
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I totally forgot about that railbot post. That is one of the funnier ones i've read on here.
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I wondered the same thing. I know there were some nominations that weren't included. Not bitching; just curious. I'm guessing that poll only allows four options.
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