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  1. iLLNuGWichee iLLNuGWichee is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:10am) in reply to XXEDPXX

    I honestly wouldn't mind getting my 1.5 minutes back from reading that, xxepdxx

    But cool story, nonetheless, bro
     
  2. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is online now Is not a girl

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:19am) in reply to iLLNuGWichee

    illnug u noob, everyone knows u don't read an xxed post if its more than 3 lines
    719 
  3. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:25am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    you see up until that point I wasnt even 100% sure the G spot even existed. I thought it might actually be a myth. That video was a major turning point in my life. It taught me there actually was a G spot and if I was willing to put in the time and effort I could in fact hit it.
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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:26am) in reply to XXEDPXX

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    Dont know what my point in telling this story is. Sorry for wasting your time.

    If it was ever appropriate...

  5. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:26am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    illnug u noob, everyone knows u don't read an xxed post if its more than 3 lines

    I got thru like a dozen words then turned the page.

    I LOL'd hard at "glazed donut face"

    Its gotta be less than 1% of women who dont like the box munched. And probably a large percentage of the ones that dont were traumatized in someway or like pigalet said religious beliefs or some shit. Personally I enjoy the task. I kinda feel bad for that confessor, but it's better than 15 years of no blow jobs. I have more than one friend who's wife dont suck dick. (one dudes wife just wont suck HIS dick...she sucked mine just fine...maybe i'll save that for my confession). I even asked the one friend how he could marry someone who doesn't blow him? He said he doesn't miss it! WTF???!?!?
     
  6. iLLNuGWichee iLLNuGWichee is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:59am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    illnug u noob, everyone knows u don't read an xxed post if its more than 3 lines

    You got me, I did noob it up there. And for that, I'll post a random picture of Dyzalot.

     
  7. railbot railbot is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:10am) in reply to iLLNuGWichee

    Xxe I had it out, I was hoping it was some coming of age tale about getting loose butted.

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaailbooooooooootttt onnnnnnnderrrssss
  8. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:14am) in reply to railbot

    girl i hooked up with last weekend said she didn't like getting eaten out. i gave her one of these faces...

  9. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:37am) in reply to iLLNuGWichee

     
    Originally Posted by iLLNuGWichee View Post

    You got me, I did noob it up there. And for that, I'll post a random picture of Dyzalot.

    this isnt actually him is it?

    have I been levelled?

    not what I thought AT ALL
  10. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:47am) in reply to smokerock247

    no thats actually your wife
     
  11. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:50am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    nah, the wifes beard is coming in better than that
     
  12. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:50am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    no thats actually your wife

    No. It's not.
  13. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:07pm) in reply to smokerock247

    Confession:

    OT, HELPPP!

    I had a great late 2011 in the romance dep't, broke up with my gf in the spring, spent a lot of time in the gym geting in summer shape. Was sort of a manwhore through the whole summer/fall but I wasnt the smartest guy with some of those girls and now I have these warts on my cawk. Like 3 of them on the base of the shaft. I went to the dr and he said they were genital warts and I have to get them frozen off or see a dermatologist. The problem is, I dont have insurance and I dont have much money to put towards this. I did some online reseacrh because I know they selll regular wart removers over the counter but they say not to use for genital warts.

    I found some online only products that claim to work but after doing some research it seems like they are scams and people say they dont work, and they cost like $20-$80 each. I read some other home remedies but I am scared they will burn or scar my dick. Does anyone in ot know an effective and cheap over the counter treatment for this shit? PLZ I am humiliated!
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  14. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:18pm) in reply to Glo4m

    icy hot works wonders
  15. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:23pm) in reply to Unforseen

    just do it dude, ladies love scars
  16. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:24pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Thread buzz kill of the year nominee.
  17. linds3236 linds3236 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:26pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    Thread buzz kill of the year nominee.


    YUP
  18. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 5:26pm) in reply to linds3236

    ewww warts
  19. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 6:04pm) in reply to jesterwords

    poor mans french tickler
  20. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:31pm) in reply to nastysmell

    Confession:

    Hey warts guy, take a deep breath I'm going to make your day bro. Here is what you do, this 100% works and will cost under $20.

    Here is what you need:
    1. apple cider vinegar, 5% concentration, comes in a big jug, you wont use much
    2. cotton balls
    3. medical tape

    Ok first off shower and make sure you're junk is clean. Pick off little pieces of cotton balls and soak them in the vinegar. go out and get a few pieces of tape ready. Pull the cotton out of the vinegar and squeeze them a little bit. basically you want the vinegar soaked on there but not dripping all over the place. Then put it right on a single wart and tape it up so it stays there. try to minimize contact with the skin around it because the vinegar might burn your skin. repeat the process until they all have vinegar on them and wait 1 hr. Take off the tape and cotton balls and just leave as-is, dont wash it or anything.

    Repeat these steps every night for 2-3 nights. At first they will turn really white, and then on day 3 or 4 they will turn darker like they are scabbing up. at that point just stop the treatement and in the next cple days they will fall off in the shower. Obviously no sex or masterbation during this time and try not to irritate the skin or anything. If you burn your skin relax, i burned like 2 square inches and it hurt like hell but it scabbed up and came off in a few days. Then everything was fine, good as new.
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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:34pm) in reply to Glo4m

    holy fuck...........
  22. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:35pm) in reply to kiro15

     1
  23. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is online now

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:40pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    hope the vinegar trick helps you guys!!!!!
  24. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:40pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

  25. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 7:43pm) in reply to kmc28

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 8:18pm) in reply to Glo4m

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 8:23pm) in reply to Popperhead

  28. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 8:32pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    Im not sure if any of you guys have ever heard of faye raegan/valentine, but she is a porn star with genital warts

    there is a gif on google images if u want to see it lol, youve been warned

    its a damn shame too because i think she is so hot

    gllgl
    Edited By: smokerock247 Jan 31st, 2012 at 08:32 PM
  29. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 8:35pm) in reply to smokerock247

  30. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jan 31st, 2012 (1/31/2012 8:53pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    yeah vinegar works. just a bitch keeping it in the right place. helps if you tape your penis to your thigh. try not to do any running at this time though.
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