Originally Posted by nastysmell

yeah vinegar works. just a bitch keeping it in the right place. helps if you tape your penis to your thigh. try not to do any running at this time though.

...or ankle in my case.

 

Originally Posted by Mr Galt

...or ankle in my case.

Or public hairs in my case.

 

Originally Posted by Oh Rale

What's a public hair?

I think it's a grocery store chain.

 

Originally Posted by Oh Rale

What's a public hair?

Oops, lol

Umm warts are forever. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Originally Posted by Glo4m

Confession:

OT, HELPPP!

I had a great late 2011 in the romance dep't, broke up with my gf in the spring, spent a lot of time in the gym geting in summer shape. Was sort of a manwhore through the whole summer/fall but I wasnt the smartest guy with some of those girls and now I have these warts on my cawk. Like 3 of them on the base of the shaft. I went to the dr and he said they were genital warts and I have to get them frozen off or see a dermatologist. The problem is, I dont have insurance and I dont have much money to put towards this. I did some online reseacrh because I know they selll regular wart removers over the counter but they say not to use for genital warts.

I found some online only products that claim to work but after doing some research it seems like they are scams and people say they dont work, and they cost like $20-$80 each. I read some other home remedies but I am scared they will burn or scar my dick. Does anyone in ot know an effective and cheap over the counter treatment for this shit? PLZ I am humiliated!

get The Wartabater an electronic treatment for warts
Disclaimer: I've never used this for genital warts.
However I did have 3 large plantars warts on my foot and 3 other normal warts on my hand that it got rid of in 3 weeks. I tried atleast 4 other over the counter treatments on my other warts with no long term success, they would come back in like a month but with the wartabater they've been gone for well over a year now.
sounds absurd but trust me it works on them so I'm convinced it will work on your cock warts. glglgl

Confession:


About 4-5 years ago I was at a casino with some buddies grinding small stakes nl. Apparently I had eaten something that didn't agree with my stomach, but i figured it was no big deal and just some stomach pains. After a few hours of playing, I hit the bathroom to piss. As I'm pissing, I feel a fart bubbling up and I let loose. Alas, it was a shart. I was 2 hours from home and had no idea wtf to do with shit in my underwear.

I go to a stall and try cleaning it up with TP but that pair of boxer briefs were fucked and had reached the point of no return. I've never gone commando and luckily the jeans I was wearing didn't sag too much so i was fine with ditching the god forsaken undies. I didn't want to clog the toilet flushing them or bring them out to the trash can cuz there were ppl in the bathroom so i just completed my shit in the toilet and left the underwear on top. Poor janitors...

However, that's not the worst part. Apparently my body was traumatized by this experience, and now its like my body doesn't trust my asshole anymore. My farting has decreased so much since that day and I'm only able to fart when I'm 100% sure it's just gas. It sucks. I'm starting to let loose a little more naturally now but i fear it will never be the same.

I can fellate myself.

Confession:

I have dreams where I fellate myself. I never finish though. The disturbing thing is I have these dreams more frequently then dreams with a woman (I've never had a gay dream, in case your mind is going there).

Around 14-15 I actually could successfully get my dick in my mouth. It required months of stretching and effort but I eventually got there. The only problem was I was so contorted that my airflow became quite limited so finishing, like in my dreams now, became near impossible. It still didn't stop me from trying to get to that weird pervy promised land over and over again for about a year. Eventually I got too fat and it was once again a physical impossibility. Probably for the best.

 

Originally Posted by BigDShaggyJ

I'm convinced it will work on your cock warts.

a line I hoped I never had to read in OT.

 

Originally Posted by El Burro

Cousinfucking > genital wart remedies

Anybody here ever get an std from fucking a relative? "Merry Christmas. Sorry I didn't wrap your present. It's herpes."

LOOOOOOOL

What a fucking letdown of a bump...

Haha, I wasn't shooting the messenger. Well sorta, but I know you're not to blame.

 

Originally Posted by Glo4m

Confession:

I'm a TERRIBLE person. Today was valentines day and me and my significant other went to a restaurant. (olive garden if you must know, it was her idea, dont flame me) We each bring home left overs. Well tonight as she is leaving i know she will forget about her left overs. I think left overs are the best part of the meal and get greedy. I think about reminding her but I don't, so I can eat them. This makes me a terrible person ESPECIALLY on valentines day, lol.

Does OT think I should tell her and save them for her, tell her and eat them, or not tell her and eat them? Im feeling kind of guilty, lol.

if you weren't fucking your cousin at time it should have gone in this thread:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/not-q...2012-a-657942/