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OT, I have 1 day to learn how to be a rock star.

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  1. namniewd namniewd is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 10:08am)

    Guitar Hero tournament tomorrow night at the Loft in Atlanta. Opening for Alter Bridge.

    I'm by far the best player in the tournament, but 40% of the score is based on Rock Star presence.

    Please link me to vids so I can learn.

    first place is about 2k worth of shit. (ps, writing this makes me feel quite teh ghey)
  2. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 10:32am) in reply to namniewd

    Trying to look cool while playing = less consentration on playing correctly.

    Just find some cool way to stand/something to do while playing, and practise a lot so while playing GH, so it becomes as automatic to you as posible.

    Also find a cool way to activate start power.
  3. CortinasDeCarne CortinasDeCarne is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 10:35am) in reply to namniewd

    well you can do some crazy shit while your on looooong notes just holding down the button and not strumming, if you are that good of a player then you already know when those notes are coming for every song. How good are you BTW? I just bought it last week for Wii and I'm on the harder MEDIUM level songs, wondering how the fuck to play the Orange button?
  4. namniewd namniewd is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 10:37am) in reply to CortinasDeCarne

    memorization isn't a problem.. dancing around looking like an idiot is.

    i'm 29th in the world ranking on expert btw... so i'm halfway decent.
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  5. ohioschwa ohioschwa is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 10:41am) in reply to namniewd

    When you are finished with your song, bust your guitar up and light it on fire.
  6. namniewd namniewd is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 11:04am) in reply to ohioschwa

    i assume it's their equipment... but i'm most likely bringing another to light on fire/destroy
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  7. CortinasDeCarne CortinasDeCarne is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 11:06am) in reply to namniewd

    on the long notes maybe put the guitar behind your head Hendrix style, at the end break it over your opponent's head
  8. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 11:37am) in reply to namniewd

    Show up 45 minutes late with herpes and a bag of blow.
  9. CortinasDeCarne CortinasDeCarne is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 11:45am) in reply to El Burro

    This isn't the Sweetness Invitational
  10. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 12:08pm) in reply to CortinasDeCarne

    Bite the head off of a bat they will talk about you for the rest of your life and beyond
  11. SkiZel16 SkiZel16 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 12:09pm) in reply to namniewd

    <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1169410/guitar_hero_rock_out.swf" mce_src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1169410/guitar_hero_rock_out.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="345" width="400">
    Guitar Hero Rock Out
  12. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 12:19pm) in reply to namniewd

    Play Naked except for a strategically placed sock.
  13. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 12:27pm) in reply to namniewd

    Do that around the back of the neck thing they do at punk rock shows...where you throw it over your shoulder and it swings around and you catch it...not that hard to do and looks kinda badass
  14. Shady909ca Shady909ca is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 12:50pm) in reply to namniewd

    wtf is guitar hero?
  15. Dissident Dissident is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 1:01pm) in reply to Shady909ca

    play the solo while on your knees and look like every note is painful for you. then fall onto your back and kick your legs in the air.

    At some point during a long note as your are hitting the whammy bar hold the guitar in an erect phallic gesture while doing some sort of pelvic thrust.

    get a female friend of yours to stand up front and throw her panties on the stage. proceed to wear the panties on your head as you finish the song.

    that should do
  16. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 1:04pm) in reply to Dissident

    Watch the movie rock star that will help you immensley
  17. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 1:09pm) in reply to El Burro

    funniest shit i read all day
  18. Nightrage Nightrage is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 3:47pm) in reply to towman1

    here ya go!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3hZXfNZOE
    <OBJECT height=355 width=425><PARAM NAME="movie" VALUE="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ua3hZXfNZOE&hl=en"><PARAM NAME="wmode" VALUE="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ua3hZXfNZOE&hl=en" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ua3hZXfNZOE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></OBJECT>
  19. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 3:50pm) in reply to Nightrage

    how it took this long to post that video is beyond me. OT is slipping
     
  20. Nightrage Nightrage is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 3:51pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    but i can't embed for some reason :(
  21. savvy savvy is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2008 (4/2/2008 3:58pm) in reply to namniewd

    I'm by far the best player in the tournament, but 40% of the score is based on Rock Star presence.

    oh the ironing. lolzenges

    ps- if your goal is to be a rock star, id start by picking up a real instrument
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