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  1. Q: Are u willing to eat ure woman out?
    If u need further explanation u may be a bitch n-word
    Yes or No
  2. Q: Are u willing to eat ure woman out?
    If u need further explanation u may be a bitch n-word
    Yes or No
  3. I dont have a woman at the moment, but If I did.. I would.

    No man can expext head if they arent willing to return the favor.
  4. Yes unless you are going to chang the question in the OP to make me look like I would suck cock or something stupid with my answer. BTW...it's spelled "Your"
     
  5. Post a pic of ure woman Tekiller then I'll answer you.
  6. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(3): Your Sexual Calling Card?
    by BigGunX on 12/20/2007 08:53 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>I could teach a doctorate level course on munching box. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
  7. fink i currently do not have a woman but heres an ol friend of mine for u to ponder
    Thread Starter
  8. I would pretty much do anything to her that she wanted.. Including licking that butt... David Williams FTW!!!!!
  9. id pry tongue jam her bung
  10. she has a certain....mrs muppness about her grrrrrrrr.
  11. the fact that you are even hesitating licking her makes me question your manlihood. Ghey?
     
  12. Oral is all I got. If I am gonna get my wife off it is the only move I have.
  13. same here...sigh--and no, i wasn't speaking of your wife, ess...eating box FTW
  14. If she goes down on me id be MORE willing too, but i would anyways.

    Now that i think about it, i wouldnt be with a girl who wouldnt.
  15. The OP is gay perhaps?
  16. fuck yeah
     
  17. hell yes
  18. Obv. See ess's and mhoddi's posts. My little wang sure isn't gonna do the trick. Oral is all I got.
     
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  20. Yes
  21. haha im with ess on this one
  22. Sigh. Its like 50/50 for me.
     
  23. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(1): OT Poll for Guys prolly nsfw
    by mhoddi on 1/15/2008 22:46 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re(3): Your Sexual Calling Card?
    by BigGunX on 12/20/2007 08:53 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>I could teach a doctorate level course on munching box. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    ^^^ im with them
     
  24. as long as the return is gooood.

  25. Being homely you pretty much have to become a snatch assassin. Go down there fighting tooth and nail.

    All tho once Mr. Wiggly broke I didnt have to worry so much about the licken and could get more to the sticking.
  26. YES I DO
  27. i need more info....does it stink...is it at least trimmed.... does it end at carpet munching or do i get to continue???
  28. "Being homely you pretty much have to become a snatch assassin. Go down there fighting tooth and nail."

    OMG I just woke up my roommate laughing.
  29. Seriously, any dude that doesn't love eatin his girl is teh ghey.
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