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  1. Last time I was here, Tebow had just got the heisman. Wein was going through some crap with his letter-named friends, the Dolphins were still winless, and pu_s was still signing posts. Clearly that was a long time ago.

    Someone, please, recap the last weeks events. And just so Blonde sees this thread, let me throw in his search terms: Mr. Blonde, Blande, !!Mr_Blonde6, Pizza the Hut, Goonies.

    I also missed Phil's Monday morning roll call... I feel so empty.
  2. Game called iSketch has hit the scene hard.

    pu_s has stopped signing his post. According to Waco he has a brain the size of a bird.

    crzy, wretchy, Decatur217, and jammmmmmers have all been reinstated.
  3. i still hate everyone.
  4. 4000 people had bans lifted.
  5. I photoshopped something.
  6. i ate 100+ twinkies while you were gone
  7. I thought you liked to stuff your mouth with ding dongs Phi
  8. only yours gorgeous
  9. i snowballed my nut out of my wifes mouth (not proud of it, just saying), stalked a mcdonalds drivethru lady, but too scared to kidnap her, and i believe that you are entitled to every womans VAG at least 5 more times if you hit it once before..
  10. i still <3 amelie & multi vitamins
  11. K-Fed knocked up Britney's lil sis.
  12. Oh and Maridu is nearly over to the dark side... she purchased a p5's thong.... weeeeeee
  13. And will be taking pics of said thong for EDIT: ME to see. This is per AG! Cannot wait!
  14. fucker
     
  15. haha, never fails.
    Thread Starter
  16. FREE FIFE19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. -choco appears to still be banned.
    -dont play isketch with da donkey or "boom" -whoever the fuck that is.
    -i have not seen a mupp or sgb post in sometime. it hurts.
    -sean still cant close.

    -my cat has a right eye cornea problem/infection and has one eye closed all the time since he has ointment in it. saturday they may have to give him a collar or sew it shut til it heals. he is down to 15.3 lbs but can still kick some ass with one eye closed making it a fair fight.

  18. -yesterday morning pulling out of the parking spot i spontaneously threw up in my mouth too much to keep it all in. i slammed the brakes on and searched frantically for the tissue box in the back before it got on my work clothes.

    -it smelled like puke in my nose all day.

  19. there are better ways to lose weight
  20. Sucks for the cat. Since I'm a pharm nerd, I'm curious... what kind of ointment? Erythromycin?

    So I see a bunch of people's bans were lifted. w/b crzy/jammers. Whose wasn't? (other than Choco)

    LeFlyingRat?
    delete22?
    Fife? wtf happened there?

    There was a Saul sighting earlier. Mupp and Giga still MIA? That sucks.

    If you ever feel like you're spending too much time in OT, I suggest you ake a few days off. At least 4. You will be so lost when you come back, you'll feel like a noob again.
    Thread Starter
  21. got some GENTAK goop going on and some buprenex for the pain (shoot it under his tongue.)
    my wife told me they are using that shit for drug addicts now instead of methadone!

    send you bids for leftovers!

  22. 2guns is still gone.

    obv.

  23. *Norcaljeff challenged all of OT to a fingering (self) contest. Phil FT'd, but jammed a knuckle with five players left.

    *Sweetness made everyone nervous with his talk of kidnapping, salads and ejaculation.

    *ShortyJacksn left OT for the safe haven of an 'other topic' fantasy football board.

    *Mike_Hawke sold his virginity to a homeless man.

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